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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Real Me (S05E05)

"- Patrolling? - Hunting."
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"About where I come from. About the other slayers."
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"You know what? I'm sick of this crap."
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"And within you, there is the core of your being."
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"Of what you are."
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"Let the world fall away,"
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"fall away."
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"People wouldn't be so crazy about her if they had to live with her every single day."
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"So, Buffy, what are your plans today?"
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"You can take Dawn shopping for her back-to-school supplies."
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"Honey, I've got the Gurion showing tonight"
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"- Did not! - Oh, you know you did too."
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"They're always kissing... and groping."
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"I bet they've had sex."
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"Well, you said "Come over tomorrow and we'll hang" and then I said "OK"."
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"Not the invasion of Normandy, but still a plan."
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"- See ya, kid. - I'm not a kid!"
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"You can't allow personal concerns to distract you..."
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"I think it's cos he's just so... old."
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"I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word "newfangled" one time,"
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"This Betty's ready. Colour me committed."
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"- Blast! - You put it in neutral again, huh?"
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"I loathe this just sitting here, not contributing."
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"Do I have to?"
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"- Willow, hi. - Hey, Dawny!"
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"How's my favourite chess partner? Still leading with your knight?"
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"That reminds me. With the whole new training schedule, I had to drop a class."
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"- The hell with Giles. - I can hear you, Willow."
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"What about "people gotta respect a work ethic"?"
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"Mr Bogarty?"
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"Well, maybe this happened really late at night when nobody was..."
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"I'm fine, I just tripped over..."
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"I don't have time for this. Just do like I say and wait."
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"That's why I'm a cat."
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"You don't belong here."
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"Dawn, are you OK?"
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"Yeah."
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"Judging by the bitefest, I'd say it was more than one vampire."
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"Including A Treatise on the Mythology and Methodology of the Vampire Slayer."
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"Look at this. Low-overhead out-of-state orders, international..."
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"- A place like this is a virtual... - Deathtrap?"
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"Which begs the question, what kind of creature fancies cheap, tasteless statuary?"
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"OK, hi. First of all, I wanna thank everybody for a really successful raid"
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"Good job, minions! Yes, you deserve it."
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"What?"
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"Yes... Sorry, forgot your name."
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"Eww! That's rude! I barely know you. And you're a minion."
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"It's not like she saw the body or anything."
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"I asked one favour of you, Buffy. To look after your sister."
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"Check this out. They put cheese on round bread. It's gonna be big."
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"Just last week he went undercover to stop that Dracula guy."
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"I know. You're right. It's just hard. That outsider feeling."
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"It's hard to break into that. And I'm not even sure I want to."
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"- I do worry about her sometimes. - You don't have to."
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"and shield her from stuff that might upset her."
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"I'm getting that. What's the deal, Buffy? You seem really..."
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"..tense."
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"No, I was gonna say brown, squat, shadowy."
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"I guess. It's just..."
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"- Well, yeah. You're, like, her idol, Buffy. - Her idol?"
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"And that's what bugs."
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"I'd like to be the one who's protected, who's waited on..."
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"But if I'm wrong, I find money usually helps tip the scale."
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"- Really? - Yes. Cash equals good."
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"I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?"
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"I'm waiting for you, Buffy."
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"You and your buddies'll have to be killed by Buffy later."
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"I've been working out, learning some new tricks, honing my..."
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"Buffy is not gonna be happy about this."
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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just..."
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"Harmony has minions."
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"Buffy, there's actually a more serious side to all this."
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"Buffy, come on. They have killed once that we know of. She could be a threat to you."
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"Yeah, actually, she - Harmony - kind of happened to sorta get an invite."
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"- I feel good. - I remember."
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"Just got a brand-new telly in my crypt, so..."
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"- Spike, Mort. Mort, this is... - I know who he is. He kills our kind."
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"- Is that what those circus freaks are? - Uh-huh. I mean... shut up."
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"I'm not gonna make the mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework, reading books."
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"What, Evil for Dummies?"
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"Look at you, all puffed up and mighty, thinking you're the new Big Bad."
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"Hope you'll be very happy together."
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"I've got a plan."
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"That sort of thing?"
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"Thought as much."
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"Buff, Willow'll come do a return engagement of her uninvitation spell."
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"She still has the stuff from last week. You're back in the Fortress of Solitude."
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"She invited in the mas... Dracula in for coffee."
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"Well, that was different. I mean, she..."
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"She was Ionely and she didn't know he was a vampire. The vampire."
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"I was just a kid when I met my first vampire, but I still managed to remember the rules."
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"You had to. It was your job."
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"Now, I can't be there to protect her 24 hours a day."
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"Hey! Don't!"
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"- What are you doing? - Leave me alone."
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"Anya!"
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"This head wound looks bad. We better get her to a hospital."
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"Dawn."
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"Vampires."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God."
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"Take care of Anya."
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"Buffy!"
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"- Why not? - Because that's not the plan."
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"More notes?"
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"We send Buffy a note, telling her that if she wants to see her sister again,"
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"I guess."
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"So we can eat the girl now."
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"- Where is she? - At least lay off the nose."
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"I know."
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"I mean, I'm the one who put this group together. Me!"
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"Do you have any idea what that feels like?"
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"I have to make all the hard decisions. And it's hard!"
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"- And you didn't like the plan. - Dawn, close your eyes."
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"So, Slayer, at last we meet."
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"We've met, Harmony, you halfwit."
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"I'm the halfwit? Excuse me, but look who's fallen into my..."
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"Buffy, watch out!"
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"that you got Anya hurt, invited a vampire in, got kidnapped..."
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"Anya's gonna be OK and Xander wasn't mad at me. So stuff. mostly worked out."
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"Most magic-shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer."
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