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Clips from The Office - Vandalism (S09E09)

"[Laughs]"
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"Darryl, you are too much."
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"He's here today."
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"[Cheerful music]"
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"because he's in the Bahamas"
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"I'm usually very self-critical. I hate what I paint."
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"But I don't know. This time I feel"
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"like it's-- it's really coming together."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What-- are those-- are those butts?"
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"Huh?"
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"No way."
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"No way."
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"Excuse me, everyone."
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"Is it okay if I leave early from work today?"
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"It's Phillip's first birthday,"
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"and the Senator and I are hosting"
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"a party at our house."
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"Oh, cute, so there'll be a bunch of kids."
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"No. No children."
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"Our house is not kid-friendly."
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"Most of our furniture is sharp. Also ew."
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"It will mostly be campaign donors."
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"Angela, I am prepared to donate"
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"a whopping $8 to Lipton for America"
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"- to have an invitation-- - No, no, please."
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"for this thing."
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"Which I am so sad about."
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"Angela."
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"You're going to find out, so I thought"
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"I'd let you know that Robert invited me too."
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"- What? - He said he wanted me there"
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"- for support. - I'm..."
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"Angela's husband and I are in love,"
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"you still need the conventional blonde wife"
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"He is risking everything to have me there today."
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"Me."
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"We agreed that you wouldn't be seen"
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"with him in public."
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"Well, if you get to bring a stud,"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"We are splitting a sublet on a place near Philly."
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"Just a couple of grown, sexy ass roommates."
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"it's kind of nice to live the bachelor life again."
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"Jim was nice enough to give me his bedroom."
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"I'm couching it."
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"Which usually means there are clothes"
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"all over the living room."
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"And this dude labels his food."
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"He's the clean one. I'm the messy one."
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"How much fun is this?"
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"as wash rags."
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"He doesn't wash his dishes."
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"He hooked me up with a job."
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"Attention, everyone."
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"Can I have your attention, please?"
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"Yeah, I don't know everybody's name down here,"
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"but, whoever did this, will you please raise your hand?"
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"Hello?"
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"This is not over."
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"Is that what you want?"
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"Yeah, I will also come down if I want to."
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"It's my choice."
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"I'm not like Angela"
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"who calls a lawyer every time someone watches"
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"a YouTube video of animals doing it,"
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"Val's no help. Andy's gone. Jim's out."
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"I mean, okay, not completely on my own,"
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"Hey, so, Wade wants to send people to the saloon conference."
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"We got to compile a list of our target clients."
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"Already on it."
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"I ordered them by their Google trend ranking"
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"Who is this guy? We are killing it."
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"- Yes, sir. - Yeah."
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"Conference room, everybody, now."
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"You don't have the clearance"
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"Yes, but David Wallace does,"
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"and he asked me to gather everyone"
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"to talk about stuff that's gonna be revealed"
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"once we're in the conference room for the meeting."
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"You're telling me David Wallace asked you"
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"classified conference room meeting?"
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"Let's go, everyone."
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"Super-secret classified conference room meeting now."
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"I have terrible news."
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"Someone defaced my mural."
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"They painted all over it."
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"I thought that's what you were doing."
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"Yeah, but this is different."
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"Oh. They used worse paint than your paint."
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"I don't think so, but they put paint"
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"where I didn't want paint, so..."
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"I thought you wanted paint on the whole thing."
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"Different-colored paint. I wanted different-colored paint"
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"so it just is-- okay."
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"The point is these warehouse guys are vandals,"
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"and they need to be stopped."
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"Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number"
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"on the men's room wall, which is so messed up."
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"It's 6782, not 83."
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"Uh, 6783's also a good time, less mileage."
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"Pam, what can be done?"
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"Yes, thank you. Let's answer that question."
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"I was politely saying nothing can be done."
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"- I thought I was clear. - What?"
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"Come on, guys, we need to figure out"
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"This isn't just about me."
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"This is our mural."
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"Don't you see how much we worked on this?"
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"How much time and energy?"
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"We put our heart and soul into this thing."
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"David Wallace called this meeting?"
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"Sure did. I was as surprised as you,"
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"but apparently he is very passionate about public art."
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"[Overlapping groans]"
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"No, no, come on, guys. Don't go."
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"- Pam, I'll help you. - You will?"
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"If there's anything I hate worse than art,"
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"it's crime."
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"- Thank you? - I am in too, Pam."
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