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Clips from The Simpsons - Gal of Constant Sorrow (S27E27)

"Hello, Springfield!"
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"♪ Slipped in the mud and lost my way ♪"
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"Ugh. Okay, you can sleep it off on our couch."
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"Well, thank you, sweetheart."
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"♪ There's a devil boy named Bart ♪"
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"♪ Apu and his Squishy, the three-eyed fishie ♪"
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"♪ And they ain't aware that I took the silverware ♪"
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"♪ In the house next door to Flanders ♪"
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"They're all covered."
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"Why'd you say it like that?"
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"With a pause between the words. Are you saying I'm not handy?"
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"That's what I said: handy... man."
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"Marjorie,"
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"there is the profession: handyman,"
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"and there are men who are handy."
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"A handy..."
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"man."
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"you ain't handy."
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"I'll paperweight you!"
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"I know how to replace a tile."
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"All guys do."
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"Grout?"
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"There's no stopping what I've started here."
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"Handy... man."
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"Lisa, honey, do you have any idea how to replace a floor...?"
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"Here's a video tutorial on replacing a tile."
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"I don't know if I need a whole tutorial to teach me..."
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"All right, then."
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"Hi there. If you're watching this video,"
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"you've got a job that needs doing"
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"but you're too cheap to pay for it."
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"If there is rot in your substrate,"
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"On your marks. On your marks."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Oh. Why is everyone passing us?"
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"Ow!"
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"Come spring, I'll go get that for you."
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"Dang good-for-nothin' cart."
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"Now take your sponge, wipe away the excess grout"
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"and you're done."
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"it looks like what it's supposed to look like."
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"My hero."
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"I'll put Maggie down and make you a snack."
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"Oh, I sealed in the cat."
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"Also, the kids like it."
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"Stupid genius cat."
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"She went from under the floor to inside the wall."
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"More repairs?"
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"I knew it. You're not a handy..."
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"I was going to say I'm not stopping with the tile."
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"by the repair bug, you can't quit."
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"How would you like hot water in the bathtub again?"
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"I'll go get the "H" knob out of my jewelry box."
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"Mmm. Don't take long, handy man."
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"in front of the electric outlet,"
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"appreciating Edison's miracle."
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"Look, Hettie, you got two choices."
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"Oh, my goodness. This is like my heyday"
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"Listen. I don't think you should get too comfortable here."
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"Here's one week in advance."
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"♪ Started from the bottom, now my whole team here ♪"
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"Hmm."
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"Then there was a freeway chase on the news."
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"They never do what I yell at them to do."
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"Oh, you're in the ceiling?"
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"Do not use top step?"
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"Mm..."
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"Come on. You can tell Dr. Tuna."
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"so I'm snooping in his room."
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"It killed the cat? The cat's fine!"
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"Hey, boss."
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"We have a situation here."
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"Bart Simpson, you are cruelly exploiting"
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"Nope. All brain, no heart."
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"This is a song about loss."
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"♪ It was a cart ♪"
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"♪ Much more to me ♪"
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"♪ And my old PlayStation 3 ♪"
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"♪ It was my home ♪"
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"If I know my Smithsonian Folkways,"
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"Well, I'm from Lickskillet, Kentucky,"
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"just shy of the Appalachia Trail."
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"Well, isn't that fascinatin'?"
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"I'm glad you liked the song."
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"Yes. I liked it very, very, very m..."
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"I'm sorry. I don't have any."
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"I'm also a musician."
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"No, Hettie. You're a human being."
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"Ugh. Boy, what's your price again?"
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"Okay, we'll only talk about it if you want to!"
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"Oh, let me find you a Wet-Nap."
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"All right."
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"No, no, no, leave the windows open."
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"They do go well together. Have you always been musical?"
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"You know, first sound I ever heard was my daddy fiddlin'."
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"He was gonna start me out on the cigar box banjo,"
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"but, uh, before he could, he-he lost his sight."
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"You know them puzzles where you slide the tiles?"
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"My mother was an amazing banjo player. Mmm."
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"Yeah, it was winter and she was runnin' a fever"
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"Oh, wow. Hettie, you've had such a sad life."
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"but, child, it sure feels good to know that you do."
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"You're having a moment with someone"
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"Oh, baby girl, I feel like I'm back home in poorest Appalachia."
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"Thank you."
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"Okay. And three, two, one..."
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"♪ Oh, Barnes & Noble ♪"
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"♪ That your store ♪"
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"♪ Has been shuttered ♪"
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"♪ I would sleep in your stalls ♪"
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"♪ For many a long day... ♪"
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"It's lovely, but I want you to know"
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"That is so sad."
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"I wanted to arrange a concert in Springfield Park."
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"Well, I think you'll help me every way you can."
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"It will live at least until third grade,"
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"That sounds awful, and you look stupid doing it."
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"To pay for it, I sold my Malibu Stacys."
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"Which, from a feminist perspective, was long overdue."
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"Try it on, try it on, try it on!"
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