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Clips from The Simpsons - Gal of Constant Sorrow (S27E27)

"I heard you the second time!"
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"Lis, Lis, Lis. What?!"
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"I've seen you like this before, and it ends badly."
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"Remember how upset you got over that dead plant?"
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"Oh. It's the seven-month anniversary of that."
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"Ugh. You know what, Bart? Just get out!"
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"Then drive us back. Then get out!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Hello, Homer. I need to do the laundry."
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"Homer, you're a genius!"
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"Thanks, brain!"
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"Oh, I'm not your brain. I'm a blood clot."
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"Thank God I never put in that insulation."
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"Sure am glad we don't have a horse."
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"Welcome back to Mountain Trax."
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"I'm here today with the one and only Miss Hettie Mae Boggs,"
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"Well, I'm a little big for a baby."
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"Charming. Does anyone on this station talk"
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"So, Hettie, you're doing a concert tonight."
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"Yes, she is."
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"Could you tell our listeners"
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"pick up a banjo and play a song with us.""
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"And, um, I don't know."
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"Wait. What?"
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"and do you have any OxyContin?"
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"so that no one else will follow in your footsteps."
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"You and me-- we get each other, yeah?"
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"But if I don't get something sweet,"
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"I might shoot someone in the face."
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"I don't know."
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"That's not really the kind of thing you remember."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"just remember this is what it looks like."
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"Okay, you've convinced me."
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"Homer, do you know what was going on in our house?"
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"Well, now I don't know where she is, and I believed in her,"
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"and we have a concert in 30 minutes."
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"Okay, I'll play my sax!"
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"Well, that'll turn a disappointed crowd"
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"into a lynch mob."
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"and I recommend you don't, here's a little clue."
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"Now, come on, get up."
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"You're gonna get up and..."
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"And backtalk."
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"Not you, not the po-lice."
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"Not even the police."
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"Cletus, why did you give her a shotgun?"
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"Now, she must've taken that out the umbrella stand."
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"Oh, your little girl's been so good to me."
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"I can't shoot you in the face."
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"I'll just make you deaf for a week."
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"Give it up! She isn't coming!"
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"You've just made a very powerful enemy-- NPR."
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"Our revenge is made possible by listeners like you."
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"♪ As I went down in the river to pray ♪"
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"♪ Found a bag of chips and half a Twix ♪"
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"♪ Thank you, Lord, for this day ♪"
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"♪ Bread bag shoes and a Burger King crown ♪"
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"♪ Oh, honey, I've been down ♪"
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"Hey, what time do you do your couch gags?"
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"Around 11:00 in the morning. You'll be fine."
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"♪ The curtains all have corncobs ♪"
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"♪ There's a sailboat on the wall ♪"
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"♪ There's Selma and a Patty and a grampa who is batty ♪"
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"♪ From the house next door to Flanders... ♪"
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"♪ Mom's hairdo scrapes the sky ♪"
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"Oh, this place is dirtier than the tunnel."
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"They're all covered."
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"Why'd you say it like that?"
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"With a pause between the words. Are you saying I'm not handy?"
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"That's what I said: handy... man."
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"Marjorie,"
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"there is the profession: handyman,"
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"and there are men who are handy."
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"A handy..."
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"man."
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"you ain't handy."
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"I'll paperweight you!"
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"I know how to replace a tile."
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"All guys do."
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"Grout?"
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"There's no stopping what I've started here."
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"Handy... man."
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"Lisa, honey, do you have any idea how to replace a floor...?"
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"Here's a video tutorial on replacing a tile."
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"I don't know if I need a whole tutorial to teach me..."
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"All right, then."
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"Hi there. If you're watching this video,"
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"you've got a job that needs doing"
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"but you're too cheap to pay for it."
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"If there is rot in your substrate,"
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"On your marks. On your marks."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Oh. Why is everyone passing us?"
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"Ow!"
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"Come spring, I'll go get that for you."
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"Dang good-for-nothin' cart."
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"Now take your sponge, wipe away the excess grout"
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"and you're done."
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"it looks like what it's supposed to look like."
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"My hero."
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"I'll put Maggie down and make you a snack."
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"Oh, I sealed in the cat."
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"Also, the kids like it."
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"Stupid genius cat."
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"She went from under the floor to inside the wall."
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"More repairs?"
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"I knew it. You're not a handy..."
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"I was going to say I'm not stopping with the tile."
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"by the repair bug, you can't quit."
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"How would you like hot water in the bathtub again?"
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"I'll go get the "H" knob out of my jewelry box."
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"Mmm. Don't take long, handy man."
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"in front of the electric outlet,"
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"appreciating Edison's miracle."
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"Look, Hettie, you got two choices."
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"Oh, my goodness. This is like my heyday"
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"Listen. I don't think you should get too comfortable here."
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"Here's one week in advance."
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"♪ Started from the bottom, now my whole team here ♪"
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