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Clips from South Park - Cartman's Incredible Gift (S08E08)

"Little boy..."
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"This is... where the body was found."
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"The killer always cuts off the left hand of his victim, and keeps it as a trophy."
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"Stand back, give him room!"
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"Come on, kid, concentrate! What do you see in your mind?"
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"Ice cream. Covered with... chocolate sprinkles..."
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"He... He's taking the top of one and..."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Sir?"
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"Tom Johannsen, the owner of the ice cream shop!"
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"Yes? Oh, hello, detectives."
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"Mr. Johansen, could we have a quick word with you?"
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"I'm afraid the house is a little bit of a disaster area since I have"
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"Use the taser! Use the taser!"
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"Do it again!"
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"His powers are uncanny. Take good care of him, Ms. Cartman. Make sure he uses his powers for good."
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"Oh he will. My little poopsiekins is a very good little boy."
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"I'm a psychic and you are worse. I have super-awesome powers. You don't."
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"Oh, didn't you hear, Kyle? I used my new psychic abilities to catch the serial killer."
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"He can't do crap!"
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"There he is! Hey, Eric!"
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"We've got a little problem."
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"What?"
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"While the ice-cream store owner was in jail, another murder was commited."
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"This body also had a missing hand and a bowl of corn flakes next to it!"
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"That a copycat killer is on the loose! We need your psychic abilities to catch this new guy right away!"
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"What?!"
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"We'll pay you up front this time! We've gotta catch this new guy before he kills again."
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"I'm afraid that my powers... are not for sale.... And by that I mean they absolutely are for sale."
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"Tom, I'm standing in a meadow just outside of town where police have discovered the first victim of the serial copycat killer."
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"Child wunderkind Eric Cartman is now arriving on the scene."
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"This is fuckin' ridiculous!"
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"Whattaya got, wunderkind? Are ya seeing anything?"
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"No. Nothing."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Fried chicken. It's tender and it's fresh."
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"There's maple syrup... Maple syrup's being put on the chicken."
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"What the hell is wrong with these people?!"
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"They're never gonna catch the serial killer. He's too smart. Do you want to see my cotton panties?"
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"Hey! What about this guy?!"
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"Quiet! He's havin' a vision!"
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"It is fried chicken!"
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"Oh my God. It's a fried chicken sundae."
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""Junior, what are you doing out?" I'm sorry, Mother. "You come home rigtht now and have sex with me!"
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"Hey, uh, does anyone know who that guy is?!"
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"The copycat killer of the cut-off-the-left-hand killer has been arrested."
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"a wunderkind psychic detective. At the crime scene, the young psychic had visions flash before his mind,"
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"and the police immiedately arrested the owner of Kentucky Fried Chicken."
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"visions were so astounding that other police departments have sought out his help."
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"If I'm happy and I know it, clap my hands. *clap* *clap* If I'm happy and I know it,"
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"Eric, sweetie, there's um, some people here to see you."
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"Ah, no, these people claim that they are the "real" psychic detectives."
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"So, you are the little boy who's been taking all our work?!"
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"Oooh, I'll go make some tea."
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"Yeah!"
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"Proper channels?"
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"You were supposed to fill out the form on the back of the comic book and pay"
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"the twenty five dollar fee for the degree from the Psychic Detective School."
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"I was given my gift from a tragic accident. I didn't need to go to Psychic Detective School."
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"You must pay the twenty five dollar fee and give us ten percent of yoru earnings!"
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"Ten percent my balls, get lost!"
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"Very well, then you give us no choice. Roger?"
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"All right everyone!"
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"Oh, poopsies, what's going on?"
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"Stand back, mother! We're having a telekinetic battle of minds!"
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"O- o-o-o-o-oh!"
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"We are... obviously quite evenly matched. I guess this will have to be settled in court."
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"In court?"
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"We brought a class-action lawsuit against you! We'll see you before the judge tomorrow!"
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"Is it over?"
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"Her name is..."
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"Veronica Crabtree, busdriver for the elementary school. She was considered an ancillary character,"
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"Same MO, sir. Multiple stab wounds, left hand cut off and missing."
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"! Jesus! Where will it end?!"
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"Every time I put a killer behind bars, another guy just steps in and takes his place!"
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"What am I doing wrong?!"
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"Excuse me, sir? I think I know who did this. We saw this guy at the last crime scene,"
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"and, and you know how serial killers sometimes return to the scene of the crime?"
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"Well, I followed this guy to his house, and when he left again,"
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"How do you know?? Are you psychic??"
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"Look, kid, don't waste my time with your blood-sampling fingerprinty hocus-pocus!"
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"I know she hadn't been in any recent episodes, but DAMNIT she deserved better than this!"
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"Come on, Murph, we've gotta talk to Eric Cartman again!"
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"Why won't anybody listen to me?!"
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"I AM taking it personally because Cartman is a retard!"
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"Just because he hit his head and went into a coma doesn't mean he's a- Wait,"
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"Dude, I really don't think that's a good idea!"
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"There has to be another way!"
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"Be sure to take me to the same hospital!"
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"All right, here we go."
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"Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight. On this historic day we rerme- aw screw it!"
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"Call an ambulance."
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"Multiple arrests were made today for the murder of Hillary Neals. Police raided the South Park Motel 6 at 4 a. m.,"
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"where seven psychic detectives were staying."
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"The psychic detectives' horrible crime was found out by psychic detective Eric Cartman,"
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"who is now the only psychic not behind bars. What an amazing coincidence."
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"You, you give everyone else credit for my work, because you fail to see my greatness."
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"...'K. Sweet."
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"Because of you, nobody knows the extent of my deeds."
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"Oh yeah. Awesome. Hold on, just a second."
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"Hey. Hey, what's goin' on??"
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"I don't even know you dude!"
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"But I am the serial killer! The one whose rightful place in history you have smirched!"
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"Oh Jesus."
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"And now you will have a place of honor, as my nineteenth victim."
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"No! No, you don't wanna kill me. Please, I'll give you anything you want!"
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"Before you die, let me show you the things that I've done, so you will understand the breadth of my transformation!"
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"This... is me at the grand canyon."
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"Do you see? This is me at Mount Rushmore"
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"Do you see?"
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"Heheh."
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"Yes yes, I see!"
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"Here I am at the Alamo in San Antonio."
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"This was just outside of the gift shop. Do you see??"
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"AAAAAAAH!"
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"Damnit! Damnit all to hell! They just found another body! That means a fifth copycat killer is on the loose!"
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"Doctor, could you remove his face warmer? We'd like to speak with him."
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"Of course. Nurse?"
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"I see... a man... with a baseball cap."
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"What do you think, Mitch?"
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