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Clips from South Park - Cartman's Incredible Gift (S08E08)

"I don't know. How do we know this kid is really psychic? I mean, this boy is certainly no Eric Cartman."
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"All right, we'll check this Deets guy out. But let's use that one thing that we never use."
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"...Sir?"
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"You know, what's that one thing that starts with an R that we never use?"
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"...Restraint?"
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"Do you see?! Here are pictures of my trip to Cheyenne for Frontier Days."
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"Do you see?!"
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"Oh my God! I'm so bored! Somebody help me!"
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"Good evening, sir. We're Park County detectives."
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"We were just wondering if we could take a quick look around your house,"
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"God."
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"Well Mr. God, it won't take but a second; it might help us with an investigation."
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"(Hey! Come over here!)"
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"Sarge! In here!"
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"Whoawhoawaitwaitheywait wait yo! Oh wait a minute, no ah, I'm wrong."
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"Sir?"
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"This isn't the guy. The serial killer always cuts off the victims' left hands."
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"Nope, this isn't our man."
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"We're sorry, Mr. God. It appears we've wasted your time."
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"(Hey! Get me out of here!)"
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"Yeah... Amazing coincidence..."
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"Heh- sir?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Sarge..."
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"What is it?"
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"I'm not sure. I'm gonna have to run some tests."
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"Murphy, do you remember what I was supposed to be doing?"
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"Oh right! The hands! Right!"
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"Oh my God. Murphy!"
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"You're not gonna believe this."
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"That's it, no more pictures."
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"Time to die."
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"it was very wrong for me to lie about the other psychics and get them arrested."
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"Your hand will be one with the others."
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"Please just let me go! Ah I'm gonna tell everyone I'm not really psychic!"
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"I've learned my lesson! Please, I don't wanna-"
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"I don't wanna have to use my psychic mind missile on you!"
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"Hold it right there, killer!"
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"You got here just in time."
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"Well young man, you did an amazing thing. Not only did your psychic visions help us catch the killer,"
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"Yes, thank you very much, Kyle."
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"Yes, thanks."
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"You're certainly a better psychic then Eric."
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"There's a logical explanation for every psychic story you've ever heard."
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"Do you think that's true?"
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".. good old-fashioned police work. Come on, Murphy."
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"You can't hurt me."
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"Then let this be our final battle!"
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"Just stop it!"
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"There's a logical explanation for that."
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"Well it's a snowball's chance in hell but..."
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"we were wondering if you could come down and see if your. .. new powers could help us catch the killer."
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"Multiple stab wounds, just like all the others."
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"Let's go!"
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"Yeah."
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"Police used the help of Eric Cartman,"
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"So you're telling me somebody new is now copying the crimes of the copycat killer?"
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"No, please! I'm sorry I gave other people credit for your killings. Ahah, it was,"
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"WilLoW:...) January 27th, 2005"
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"Ohhh."
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"Double-Stuff Oreos..."
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"Well young man, I guess that just leaves one score to settle."
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"m."
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"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean."
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"Seasons change, time passes by."
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"Oh my God! Eric! Eric,"
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"I'm afraid that your son is... incredibly stupid. He thought he could fly with cardboard wings."
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"What is it, Lou?"
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"Wuh be careful, Kyle."
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"He put up a hell of a fight, but we got him!"
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"And I made a hundred bucks!"
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"Wow!"
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"Maybe his powers have left him."
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"(Don't take it personally, Kyle)"
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"Who are you?"
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"Cool."
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"This is the young man here. He was in a coma for over sixteen hours."
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"Where's my psychic?!"
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"Oh what's wrong with him?"
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"Why? Why??"
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"Nice old Mr. Johansen runs a candy shop! He wasn't a killer and you know it!"
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"Ah, Kyle is at the door. Come in, Kyle!"
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"Don't make me do it, Kyle! I can make your head explode with a single thoght!"
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"Sorry, Sarge, the psychic's mom says her son hasn't been home for a couple of hours."
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"Mommy's here. Sweetie?"
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"All right, here's a hundred dollars."
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"Let's go!"
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"Guess again."
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"Congratulations, Eric. You just stopped the biggest killer in South Park history."
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"You don't have any powers!"
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"Then why did I see ice cream and cookies when I closed my eyes?"
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"Sir! Dr. Kels just called from the hospital! He says another little boy just awoke from a coma,"
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"and is having psychic visions!"
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"We would give you a reward, but I guess that knowing the people of South Park are safe again is reward enough."
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"Do not doubt my powers, Kyle!"
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"Because you're a fucking fatass, that's why?!"
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