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Clips from South Park - Cartman's Incredible Gift (S08E08)

"This is gonna be totally cool, you guys."
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"Do it! Do it!"
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"I'm gonna."
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"Coma... My God, for- for how long?"
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"Eugh..."
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"Oh my... Doctor!"
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"You're at the hospital, Eric. You've... been in a coma for some time."
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"Yse, Doctor."
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"Oh, you're sounding just like your old self again."
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"I'm sorry, detectives, there was nothing we could do."
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"For three years the Left-Hand killer has been at large and I've exhausted every lead!"
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"Probably in your front pocket, dumbass!"
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"I know it's ridiculous"
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"Not now! The nurse is gonna walk in any minute with my lunch."
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"Twelve-thirty, Eric. Lunch time."
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"Young man, how did you know the nurse was gonna walk in just now?"
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"His new... powers?"
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"All right, make sure you get pictures of everything in this crime scene."
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"Who's the kid?"
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"He's supposed to be some kind of psychic."
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"Aw Christ."
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"How come the outline is missing its hand?"
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"...and he puts it together to make Quadruple-Stuffs!"
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"I see... ice cream, and sprinkles, and Quadruple-Stuffs!"
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"Wuhsure, come on in."
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"Get him!"
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"Code 6! Code 6!"
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"Cartman, what did you do?!"
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"Fine, Kyle! You asked for it! Hee-at!"
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"Which can only mean one thing!"
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"Ha! You see?!"
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"" No, Mommy!"
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"I said quiet, you little brat, or I'll have you arrested for interfering with the law!"
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"This is Park County News 4, with your host, Jim Brown-ish"
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"The young man's"
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"clap my hands. *clap* *clap*"
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"More people need to make use of my phenomenal gifts, huh? Ahhh, it's so very tiring."
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"Kid, we have a problem. You didn't go through the proper channels to become a psychic detective like we all did."
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"Well you just can't say you're a psychic detective, you have to use the ad in the comic book!"
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"Enough!"
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"one the fans wouldn't miss much."
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"Jesus Christ! Cause of death?"
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"I collected some fingerprints and did a blood-sample analysis."
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"I'm pretty sure he's your man."
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"No."
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"I have to find this new killer now! I owe it to that victim over there!"
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"that's it. If I want people to listen to me, I just have to be as stupid as Cartman."
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"Butters, Goddamnit."
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"Mom, there's some homeless guy here. Make him go away."
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"You are obviously a big fan of my work."
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"Do you see??"
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"Young man, the doctor said you've had some. .. visions about our newest murder?"
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"He's killing now... Oh! I'm seeing it all flash before my eyes! The guy's name is Michael Deets,"
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"and he lives at 621 Castillo Street. He's usually there between seven and eleven p."
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"Yeah yeah, restraint. We'll check this guy out, but let's use some restraint."
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"Look! Look at the things I've done! Here I am at Yellowstone National Park!"
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"Misterrr..."
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"I see you like cutting the eyes out of photos of women. My son is a big fan of that too."
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"Jesus H... That boy was right! Arrest that guy!"
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"Right."
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"Well those aren't left hands."
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"See, on your left hand, the thumb faces to the left. Those are all right hands."
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"Heh, pretty amazing coincidence that guy had a bunch of hands on his wall."
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"Heh, no wonder that boy thought he was a killer."
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"Call it police intuition, but sonethin' in there just didn't feel right."
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"Oh. Uhhh... Oh. Something about hands, sir? Uh for the serial killer?"
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"He was gonna kill me because he was insanely jealous of my incredible psychic ability."
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"but a lot of innocent people are out of jail."
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"No, don't you see? Cartman never had psychic visions. And neither do these people."
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"The plain simple truth is that nobody is psychic."
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"It must be true. The kid is psychic."
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"But I don't suppose it really matters much. Because in the end, the way I caught the killer was with."
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"Stoopp iitt!!"
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"I don't know, that looks pretty high up."
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"Yeah. I think it'd be better to start lower."
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"Dude, I really don't think it's smart, Cartman."
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"It's not gonna work; just come down from there."
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"...Geez, this looks a lot higher from up here."
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"What's going on?"
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"Cartman thinks he can fly off of his roof."
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"I wouldn't if I were you."
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"Those wings don't look very strong."
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"Don't listen to 'em, Cartman! I'm sure it'll work. Go for it. Yaaay Cartman! Fly fly fly!"
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight. On this historic day, let us go on to"
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"Awww, go on and do it already!"
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"Hold on, I'm givin' my speech! On this historic day, we remember the Wright Brothers: Orville and Redenbacher,"
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"whose dreams and visions inspired generations."
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"He's not gonna do it."
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"And now, again, one man's vision ushers in a new era of aerial travel, proving the power of imagination and intellect."
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"The magic... of flight!"
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"The stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall, which has... put him into a deep coma."
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"There's no telling. He may never recover. We'll just have to wait. And see."
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"As the weeks become the months become the years."
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"He's awake!"
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"Wheh? Where am I?"
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"Oh, you've finally come back! It's a miracle!"
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"Coma... How long?"
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"It's been two days. Nurse, you can remove his face-warmer now."
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"Now, Eric, you've suffered massive head traume. Your road to recovery will be long and arduous."
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"At least another two days."
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"Seasons change, time passes by."
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"As the weeks become the months become the years."
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"You're doing so much better, muffin."
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"Why the hell do I have to share my room with other patients? This is bullcrap!"
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"Damnit! Another murder victim!"
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"Maybe... I just don't have what it takes to be a cop anymore."
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"We'd better get back to the station, sir."
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"Good, because you assholes have kept me up for three hours!"
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"All right, let's go, Murphy. Hang on a second, where are, where are my car keys?"
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"Doctor, didn't you say that kid suffereed head trauma?"
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"Yes, it was pretty severe."
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"I've... heard cases where people suffering head trauma awaken to some psychic abilities."
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"Aw, come on, sir."
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", but I'm gonna explore every possibility I can."
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"Hello, young man, could we have a quick word with you?"
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"I don't know, I just knew it."
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"Aww man, this smells like meatloaf. Again?!"
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"Yep, meatload again."
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"Jesus, how did he...?"
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