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Clips from South Park - Woodland Critter Christmas (S08E08)

"But we got to have a manger."
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"and he winked at his critter friends and leapt to their side!"
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"Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw."
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"Does this mean we can go to sleep now?"
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"My Son will have the nicest bed in all the forest."
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"Fit for a king!"
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"This is going to be the best critter Christmas ever!"
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"Is it gone?"
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"I deduce it is."
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"I'm not c-c-comin' out."
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"Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant,"
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"and he's gonna kill it again."
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"Again?"
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"Every Christmas the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord."
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"Oh dear, I'm so very afraid."
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"Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born."
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"Awwww."
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"Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Stanny!"
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"Of course! Stanny can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!"
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"Come on, critter killer! Your days of slaughtering innocent little animals are over!"
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"Rawrrrrr!"
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"In a flash it was over! A victorious blow!"
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"The mountain lion lay slain on the cold ground below."
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"Hokay, there."
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"Mommy? Mommy!"
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"W... wake up, Mommy, wake up!"
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"Don't leave us, Mommy."
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"Man-boy, why? Why did you kill our mommy? Why?"
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"The tiny cubs all gathered together and cried,"
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"Aw. Awww!"
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"Oooo."
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"You all right, Lady Porcupiney?"
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"Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all."
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"Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead."
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"Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole."
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"I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew."
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"Awwww."
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"Wait a minute, look!"
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"Stanny!"
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"But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?"
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"It's dead."
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"For real and for true?"
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"Yaaay Satan!"
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"Waiwait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior!"
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"Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness."
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"But I thought you meant the Son of God!"
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"Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?"
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"No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that!"
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"This just calls for a celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh!"
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"Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!"
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"Drink his blood! Drink his blood!"
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"Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!"
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"What special time and special day,"
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"It's Woodland Critter Christmas."
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"Hail Satan."
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"The little forest critters prepared for the Antichrist to be born."
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"The noble mountain lion had stopped evil in all the years past,"
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"For them there would certainly be no Christmas Day,"
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"And soon the forest would suffer from the offspring Satan begat."
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"All of this because of the little boy in the red poofball hat."
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"Ugh."
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"Now that he'd killed the noble lion queen,"
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"there was nobody to stop the Apocalypse, it seemed."
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"Uuugh!"
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""I know!" he said with a new happy grin,"
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""I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!""
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"No nonono."
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"He ran out the living room, turned out the light,"
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"and went back to the forest to set everything right!"
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"...and went back to the forest to set everything right!"
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"...He tried to forget all about it by watching TV"
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"but his conscience caught up with him and to the forest he did flee."
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"...He thought he could hide from his problems - not true!"
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"He knew in his heart the thing he had to do!"
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"Leave me ALONE!!"
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"He knew that only by going to the forest could he-"
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"Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Stanny."
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"Yeah. We've got a big problem."
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"The Great Satan has commanded that when the Antichrist is born,"
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"we must find a human host body to transfer it into."
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"The human must be non-baptized and heathenistic against Christ."
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"We figured you'd be perfect!"
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"I'm not a heathen! I was baptized and my family's Christian!"
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"Awwwww."
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"But we got to have a human host body for the Antichrist."
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"Oh dear, maybe we won't have a critters C-Christmas after all."
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"Now don't be down, y'all. Stanny can help us find non-baptized heathen human."
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"No!! I'm not doing you anymore favors and I'm not letting you give birth to the Antichrist!"
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"I came here to put a stop to all this!"
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"To stop us?"
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"Right, whatever."
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"I'm taking down the manger I built."
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"Aaaah!!"
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"Oh boy! Our satanic powers sure did the trick!"
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"Our powers get stronger every day, get stronger every day!"
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"Sorry Stanny, but you see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist,"
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"And you got rid o'her."
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"Yay!"
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"The boy shook with anger! He broke a sweat and fell ill"
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"When he remembered there were three mountain cubs still alive on the hill!"
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"Oh yeah."
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"Hello? Anybody in there?"
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"Oh no, it's the man-boy who killed Mommy!"
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"It's okay. I died inside when Mommy was killed anyways."
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"Yeah, better this than the slow death we'd face without a mother around."
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"Look, I'm sorry I killed your mom. The, the squirrel told me she was evil."
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"You got tricked by a squirrel? Gee, you're not too smart, are you, mister?"
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"I'm trying to make this all right again, but the only thing that can stop devil-worshiping critters is a mountain lion!"
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"Yeah, and you killed her."
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"Well, you're mountain lions."
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"And our baby claws."
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"What? You mean like in an abortion?"
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"But, we don't know how to give abortions."
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"Do you know some place we can learn, mister?"
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""Where can they learn that?" the boy said with a frown."
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"What?!"
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"So he picked up the cubs and down the mountain he stormed."
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"No, he didn't."
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"Yes he did."
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"No, he didn't!"
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