Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from South Park - Woodland Critter Christmas (S08E08)

"Yes he did."
South Park
"No, he didn't!!"
South Park
"Yes he"
South Park
"did!"
South Park
"Aw Goddamnit!"
South Park
"Said the boy in the red poofball hat! "We've made it already, little cubs! Fancy that!""
South Park
"Excuse me, what are you doing here?!"
South Park
"The abortion doctor inquired."
South Park
"If you wanna be in the OR, a pass is required!"
South Park
"Well, you're in luck, I'm happy to inform!"
South Park
"It's only three days until Christmas, so I have LOTS of abortions to perform!"
South Park
"Gather around my table, cute little lions,"
South Park
"I'll teach you to do abortions without even tryin'!"
South Park
"And so the little boy and the cubs gathered around the chair base,"
South Park
"And all day watched abortion after abortion take place."
South Park
"Every animal big or small,"
South Park
"Christmas means so much to us all."
South Park
"It's once a year, it's Christmastime!"
South Park
"And it happens once a year."
South Park
"It's once a year, it's Christmastime!"
South Park
"When we hear about how Christmas only comes"
South Park
"This better have a point, dude. This really better have a point."
South Park
"The time that's only once a year."
South Park
"Oh look. That little feller is all alone."
South Park
"Gee, he looks sad."
South Park
"Hi there!"
South Park
"Aww, but why?"
South Park
"Well, because, we don't really... believe in Jesus."
South Park
"Yay!"
South Park
"But does that mean you aren't baptized?"
South Park
"No. I'm Jewish."
South Park
"Yay! Yay!"
South Park
"You've got to come with us!"
South Park
"You're perfect! Just pu-perfect!"
South Park
"Yay! Woohoo! Woohoohoo!"
South Park
"What special time and special day,"
South Park
"Hail Satan."
South Park
"a new bright shiny star hung in the sky."
South Park
"For the world to be saved there was only one shot."
South Park
"Sure. We know how to give abortions now."
South Park
"but then gasped when he saw a most dreadful sight."
South Park
"The critter Antichrist is born, bringin' a thousand years of darkness to the forest."
South Park
"The Antichrist had been born, sealing the world's fate."
South Park
"The boy in the red poofball hat... was too late."
South Park
"Oh. Hiya, Stanny!"
South Park
"Stan! Stan, what the hell is going on?!"
South Park
"It's Critter Christmas, dude! It sucks ass!"
South Park
"Let's go! All right! Woohoo!"
South Park
"That's it?! Ten thousand years of darkness and I don't even have a Merry Christmas?"
South Park
"When up in the sky the sound of sleigh bells were heard And a jolly red sleigh flew down to the earth like a bird!"
South Park
"Wwow, look, there's Santa Claus!"
South Park
"Yay!"
South Park
"Let's eat his flesh!"
South Park
"All right, what the hell is going on?! Why is there a red star glowing in the sky?"
South Park
"We finally did it, Santa! We brought forth the Antichrist with help from our good friend,"
South Park
"Death and pain await all living things."
South Park
"Llttle boy, you should be ashamed!"
South Park
"I mean, I didn't mean to help them, I I tried to stop them!"
South Park
"Aaaaah!"
South Park
"Dude, what the?"
South Park
"Hold steady, Santa."
South Park
"Come on, dude."
South Park
"Gee whiz, Santa, you're not gonna kill me, are you-"
South Park
"Don't worry, boys. The Antichrist cannot survive without a human host body to go into."
South Park
"No."
South Park
"No, I want to have the Antichrist inside me!"
South Park
"What? Kyle??"
South Park
"With his power, I can finally make the earth a better place for the Jews!"
South Park
"Don't do it, Kyle!"
South Park
"Dude!!"
South Park
"Yes, yes!! Now the Jews will take control of Christmas once and for all!"
South Park
"HAHA! HAAA!!"
South Park
"Just stop it! That's enough! You aren't reading another sentence of your stupid story!"
South Park
"I don't believe anyone interrupted YOU when you read your Christmas story aloud,"
South Park
"This whole time your stupid story was just a way to rip on me for being Jewish at Christmas again!"
South Park
"Sorry, Eric, but if Kyle feels discriminated against, you'll have to stop or else I'll get a call from his mother."
South Park
"Yeah. Did Kyle bring a thousand years of darkness or not?"
South Park
"Well, I guess we'll never know, because Kyle doesn't wanna hear how it ends."
South Park
"No, it all worked out, right? The world was saved and I went home for Christmas dinner."
South Park
"Dude, why do you care?!"
South Park
"Well after all that I at least wanna know if I had a merry Christmas or if darkness rules the earth."
South Park
"Oh come on! It's obvious what happens! I get killed by Santa Claus so that Christmas is saved!"
South Park
"Aw well, come on. Let him read us the end."
South Park
"Yeah yeah, come on!"
South Park
""Oh dear, my best friend is possessed! How about that? " said the little boy in the red poofball hat."
South Park
"Aww. Uuugh. God it burns! AAAH! My soul is on fire! Whoa. Oh, I don't like this!"
South Park
"I didn't know it would feel so... dark and evil!"
South Park
"Well what did you expect, dude? It's the son of the Devil."
South Park
"Oh God, what have I done??"
South Park
"I'm sorry. Please, I don't wanna be the vessel for the Antichrist."
South Park
"No Santa, don't!"
South Park
"We don't have a choice. In a few hours, the dark creature inside him will consume his soul."
South Park
"The little boy fretted. He almost started to bawl"
South Park
"But that's when he came up with the best idea of all."
South Park
"The lion cubs!"
South Park
"I took them to see how abortions are done."
South Park
"What??"
South Park
"Now cubs, do like they showed you. Hurry up fast!"
South Park
"Get the Antichrist out of my friend Kyle's ass!"
South Park
"And in the twinkling starlight, each little cub did their portion."
South Park
"They remember all they had learned and gave Kyle an abortion."
South Park
"have really been through a lot. Is there any special present you would like this year?"
South Park
"Weh, ah my, what happened?"
South Park
"Mommy?"
South Park
"Yay! You're back! We missed you, Mommy!"
South Park
"Ogh, good."
South Park
"And back home, there were presents, and lots of food to get fat."
South Park
"And they all lived happily ever after. Except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later."
South Park
"Goddamnit Cartman!"
South Park
"Christmastime is once a year"
South Park
"Every creature holds it dear"
South Park
"Every animal big or small"
South Park
"It's once a year, it's Christmastime"
South Park
"When we hear about how Christmas only comes Once a year."
South Park
"How do you like our Christmas tree?"
South Park
"Oh, whatta?"
South Park
"And meanwhile three lion cubs were crying away."
South Park
"except for a mountain lion."
South Park
"He's come to kill us now."
South Park
"He arrived at the critter forest ready to fight,"
South Park
Show more clips