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Clips from South Park - Woodland Critter Christmas (S08E08)

"WilLoW:...) January 27th, 2005"
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"...The little woodland critters were also preparing for their Christmas day."
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"We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near."
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"A Woodland Critter Christmas!"
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"Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer"
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"and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house."
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"Every animal big or small"
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"Well hello there. Welcome to our forest."
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"What is it, Mousey?"
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"Yay!!"
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"the boy in the red poofball hat made a star for the tree"
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"How would you like to sing and dance with us for a while?"
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"Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go home."
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"Wugh."
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"Hi, Stanny!"
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"You guys, I have to go to school tomorrow."
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"How delightful!"
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"Our souls are saved!"
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"There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in."
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"Can you do it, Stan. Can you build us a manger? Huh?"
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""Of course I'll build you a little manger!" the little boy cried,"
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"And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead,"
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"making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head"
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"I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord."
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"Christmas is saved!"
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"but he thought of a plan, and he thought of it fast."
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"Grrr. Grrr! Come on out!"
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"Rawrrrrr!"
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"I... the... critters. Their... bir-birth of a Savior?"
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"Stanny, you're alive."
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"Yay!"
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"In the gentle forest clearing on Christmas Eve morn,"
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"But now the good protector lay dead as the good owls amassed."
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"Oh boy, Stanny. You came just in time!"
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"That way he could take over the whole world. The whole world!"
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"Will you really, Stanny?"
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"But gee whiz, Stan, if you try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil satanic powers on ya."
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"And a dead mom."
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"There still has to be a way for you to kill the porcupine's baby."
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"Yeah. An abortion. That can work."
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""I know! The abortion clinic just outside of town. ""
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"And took them to where abortions are performed."
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"I don't know, I, I'm supposed to show these mountain lions how an abortion is performed or something,"
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"I... I know, it'd ridiculous."
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"Christmas time is once a year."
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"Every critter holds it dear."
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"Once a year."
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"It's almost time when the time is here,"
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"What the hell?"
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"How come you're all alone on Christmas Eve."
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"My... family doesn't celebrate Christmas."
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"Huh?"
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"It's Woodland Critter Christmas."
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"Twas the night before Christmas, and above the woods, way up high,"
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"Okay, come on, the critters are over this way. You mountain lions ready to stop the Antichrist from being born?"
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"Guys, we did it!"
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"Too late? The hell is that??"
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"Now all we have to do is put the Antichrist into our human host."
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"Well good going, stupid! There's only one way to stop devil-worshiping critters!"
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"But Santa, what do we do about the Antichrist?"
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"Oh, stop it, Cartman!"
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"Mr. Garrison, could you do something, please?"
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"All right, fine! Forget it!"
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"Wwell but, but what happened?"
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"What happens to the lion cubs?"
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"That's not at all what happens."
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"All right, fine!"
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"I'm sorry, but it's too late, Kyle! Santa's gonna have to kill you!"
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"The little boy quickly begun,"
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"Thanks, everybody. I I'm sorry I got a little crazy there."
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"Yeah. Yeah, there is."
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"And it was the best Christmas ever for the boy in the red poofball hat."
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"The End"
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"Christmas means the world to us all"
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"Way up in the mountains in a small little town,"
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"The Main Street was being decorated all up and down."
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"People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more,"
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"Because Christmas need to be bought in a store."
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"But out in the forest, not too far away..."
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"The time that's only once a year."
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"The little critters worked hard as they happily sang"
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"And each one of them had a quite interesting name"
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"There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit,"
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"Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear"
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"Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk,"
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"Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse,"
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"And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that,"
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"was a surprised little boy, in a red poofball hat."
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"What the hell?"
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"Christmastime is once a year"
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"Every critter holds it dear"
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"Christmas means so much to us all"
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"It's... nice."
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"Why, it's the most perfect tree in the forest!"
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"Oh no, I see a problem."
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"Our Christmas tree doesn't have a star."
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"Ohhhh"
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"We can't have a tree with no star on it."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star."
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"Can you really? Oh would you please? Could you help us?"
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"And so, using some paper and working with glee,"
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"Ohhhh"
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"It's the nicest star I ever saw."
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"The little critters cheered and Beavery said with a smile"
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"The boy in the red poofball hat smiled and said"
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"Goo, goodbye Stanny!"
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"His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise!"
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"The little boy smiled with joy in his eyes"
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"What time is it!"
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"You aren't gonna believe what happened, Stanny. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!"
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"Porcupiney is pregnant!"
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"I deduce the man-boy doesn't understand the seriousness of the fertilization."
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"Porcupiney is a virgin, Stanny. Her conception was immaculate."
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"She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior."
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"...What?"
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"It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day."
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"So soon!"
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"Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own!"
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"Awwww."
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