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Clips from The O.C. - The Shower (S01E01)

"Because you would have taken the news so well."
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"What is there to figure out?"
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"Heading to a Newport party against my will?"
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"This is the man I married."
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"- The gruesome twosome? - Yeah."
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"Thanks, but I'm not really looking my best."
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"I have some concealer upstairs..."
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"She's right. You should see her without the stuff on."
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"Just till I get things straightened out."
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"Is it too early to start drinking?"
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"For once, I actually know what you mean."
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"I was telling Cal here about you and me and Knott's Berry Farm."
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"- Tequila shooter? - Cindy, go."
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"Just like her sister."
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"Maybe we'll take a class together, you and I."
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"You probably really need Ryan right now."
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"Double-Double Cheeseburger, heavy on the sauce..."
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"It's not that simple."
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"- You don't really believe that. - Yes, I do."
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"Tell me, Theresa. Has he hit you before?"
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"Ryan."
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"Hey, you're carrying a purse now? Not that you shouldn't accessorize."
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"It's a horrible idea, and my dad said not to."
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"- Dude, don't. - I don't have a choice."
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"- Well, that's the pattern. - He'll do it again."
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"- So you want me to do nothing? - Yes."
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"I can't do that."
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"Even though it was years ago you and I dated, she's still your sister."
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"It's not jealousy. I just don't want to see my friend make a terrible mistake."
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"Kirsten..."
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"...this isn't about you."
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"Hailey and I, you know, it feels real."
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"It's just that..."
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"...just be happy for me, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"- I don't want your money. - The hell you don't."
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"We were supposed to leave Riverside together, remember?"
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"Guess I won't be invited to the wedding, huh?"
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"We wouldn't have it any other way."
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"Thanks."
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"Julie, there is nothing I could find out about you..."
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"Hey, you're avoiding me."
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"That's cool. I kind of like it."
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"So I'm guessing that this has something to do..."
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"- I was nervous. - You didn't stop talking."
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"Or I'll just be silent, okay?"
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"- And he hated me? - You just weren't what he expected."
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"- Blonder? Presbyterian? What? - Just different."
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"Look, I'm sorry if your dad doesn't think I'm good enough for you. Really, I am."
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"Right?"
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"And?"
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"- My whole life is in Chino. - So was mine."
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"...and stick me in their beautiful pool house? Great idea."
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"I don't know."
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"I know what happens if you go back to Eddie."
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"So do you."
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"...never tighter. - Jimmy and Hailey, officially a couple."
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"I decided to take my lawyer's advice and went to see Theresa instead."
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"Hi, Mr. Cohen. Mrs. Cohen."
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"Come on. Why don't we get you settled in."
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"Thanks for doing this."
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"Kirsten and I would do anything for you."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"Well, I'm glad to hear it..."
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"...because we lost the pump."
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"So somebody's gonna have to blow that sucker up."
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"- I know. - Then make room for her to be in his life."
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"He's not going anywhere."
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"...like, say, Marissa?"
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"Again, should be directed somewhere else."
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"And I know you got a lot to deal with coming up."
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"...together."
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"You and me, we're gonna be fine."
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"- Julie Cooper, will you marry me? - Oh, my God."
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"Was I mean to you?"
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"Lot's changed in a year, huh?"
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"- Are we really gonna do this? - I think we already are."
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"- How'd it go with the liquor board? - Working on it."
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"As of today, I'm the only chance your father has."
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"- Two weeks. - Sorry?"
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"Who would believe it? I don't."
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"It's the Tourette's flaring up again. Happens now and again, but it's fine."
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"Julie and Caleb's wedding invitation. Getting married in..."
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"I mean, I don't understand. What is the rush?"
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"It's the gruesome twosome. What do you expect?"
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"Julie Cooper's getting married to my father and you're being flip."
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"Me, being flip about Caleb?"
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"...or, you know, a million laughs. - But he is..."
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"...for what he's offering Jimmy and me for the restaurant..."
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"...it ain't chump change. - So he's bought your acceptance."
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"Yeah, is she all right with all that?"
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"Yeah, yeah, we're good, actually."
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"Really good for you is like singing from the treetops."
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"Now that you and Marissa are good, does that mean you and Theresa are over?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Me and Theresa, yeah."
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"...I think it might be time to take a step back..."
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"When this bizarro knot gets tied, Julie Cooper's gonna be your mother-in-law."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Me and Marissa, we could be related."
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"I can't even do that math."
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"But the real kicker is: Julie Cooper, my grandma."
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"I am thinking about it."
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"I have a break at 1 if you want to stop by."
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"- Hello. - I need one minute."
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"You and me both. You have no idea how hard it is..."
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"- Julie, phone. - Ironically, the minister I wanted..."
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"...is away on his honeymoon. My wedding planner's a passive-aggressive nitwit..."
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"...who has the audacity to question my taste in music."
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"Bob Seger is not "so over.""
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"I'm going to have to call you back."
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"But there is one small thing you can help me with: A shower."
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"- And by "help," I mean "host." - Julie, I can't host a shower."
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"I know it's last-minute, but I thought as my maid of honor, you'd want to."
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"Wait."
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"Your maid of honor?"
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"You're my closest friend. Who else would it be?"
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"I'm not Marissa's favorite person right now."
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"- In that case... - You're a godsend!"
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"Thank you. And one more thing: Let's not have one of those tacky, girly showers..."
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"I was thinking a couples shower, elegant. A cocktail party with gifts."
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"- What is a couples shower? - Something I'm not throwing for my mom."
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