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Clips from Family Guy - Boys Do Cry (S05E05)

"It seems today that all you see"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"We now return to Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Now It's Just Getting Sad."
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"My character is a therapist living in the city,"
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"but I'm married to an elephant."
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"Fine, fine, just put the newspaper down."
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"Really? Wow. You know, that sounds like it could be a lot of fun."
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"When was the last time you were changed? Seven days ago?"
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"I love you, filthy hobo."
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"Why do you say "organist" if you don't want..."
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"Goodness gracious, great balls of fire"
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"Well, I don't know if I can compete with the rest of these people, but here goes."
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"You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois."
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"That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst"
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"- Hey, congrats. - Wow, Mom, that's great."
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"Ever since she started smoking pot, she just kind of lays there."
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"- Praise be to God. - Praise be to God."
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"Stewie, wait, don't..."
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"Hey, there. Eat up, y'all."
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"Gladiator mice."
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"Yes! Yes! Die! Die! Die!"
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"I have everything and you have nothing!"
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"was for us to share a simple Sunday church service as a family."
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"What? You are not performing an exorcism on my baby."
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"In imagination land."
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"Hey, take those sneakers off."
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"- Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker. - And I'm Diane Simmons."
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"I was about to bone my girlfriend, out at the lake,"
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"What a God-awful mess those things are. Chocolate with raisins in it."
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"Is that part of your stand-up act?"
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"- I don't know. Did you like it? - I wouldn't open with it."
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"Pardon me, sir. We're trying to locate a possessed child."
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"Oh, my God, look!"
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"Well, I could disguise myself as Britney Spears."
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"Now, let's see, there's got to be something in here we can use."
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"Well, we got lucky. How you holding up, Stewie?"
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"Um..."
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"I feel right, Brian. I feel right."
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"Howdy, new neighbors. Pleased to welcome you."
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"- What? Of course he was. - No, he wasn't. You lose."
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"- He was on the cover of... - No, no, no."
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"You know, this place may be the upside to everything that's happened."
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"The people are kind and generous. They seem wholesome and moral,"
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"exactly the kind of influence this family needs."
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"Hey, Chris, check out my belt buckle. It says, "Everything's bigger in Texas. ""
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"Belts are a great way to express opinions."
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"This is Channel Five News, Texas, with Duke Dillon."
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"Here's a photo of the devil, and here's the super devil."
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"Hey, Lois, did you say something?"
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"Dad, why aren't you taking the car?"
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"Boo-ya! Triple salchow in your face!"
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"That's your gun. Buy some liquor, get a free gun."
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"That's for the fan to decide."
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"That was kind of cool."
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"And then bring it back here, so we can bask in its Bushy goodness."
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"Can I help you, Edward?"
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"- Are those new slacks? - What's that now?"
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"- Are those new slacks? - I got these on special at Caldor."
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"I forgot why I came over."
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"18% approval ratings."
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"And a razor blade to shave."
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"You tell Javier to back off. I'll have his money by next week."
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"But along the way, I learned about honesty, integrity"
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"Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?"
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"Brian, I'm reading TV Guide."
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"and "jeers" is when they find some sort of fault with it."
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"No, they don't. Didn't you hear? They stopped chasing you weeks ago."
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"- There you go, sport. - Thank you."
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"Hey, guys, thanks so much for inviting me out today."
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"I'm psyched to brand my first cow."
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"- What'd you just say? - What? Technically, I'm retarded."
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"Chocolate with raisins in it."
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"Wait a minute, you know? How long have you known?"
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"This is a wholesome community with real values."
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"Get him!"
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"- Oh, wow, can we get tickets? - Absolutely."
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"It is so good to be home."
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"You know, I wanted us to live in a place with real family values."
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"All the things that make us"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"Hi, I'm the husband."
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"Hey, honey. We're going to my parents' this weekend. Did you pack your trunk?"
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"- I don't like going to your parents'. - Why?"
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"Maybe because your dad's an ivory hunter?"
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"- See? There's a lot going on here. - Lot going on."
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"It actually... It actually gets pretty watchable."
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"Hey, Lois, look at this. The church is holding auditions for a new organist."
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"Yeah, it's been a while since you've had the chance to play in public."
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"Church organist? That's boring."
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"Why don't you do something more interesting?"
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"Like when I had that job feeding the homeless."
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"That's gonna make you big and strong."
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"Burping time. Smells like someone needs to be changed."
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"That's one week. There are seven days in a week."
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"All right."
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"Here be a jaunty sea shanty from me boyhood."
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"You shake me nerves and you rattle me brain"
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"Too much love drives a man insane"
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"You broke me will"
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"Oh, what a thrill"
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"I know what boys like"
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"I know what guys want"
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"I know what boys like"
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"Boys like"
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"All right, up next is Lois Griffin."
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"I can just imagine meeting him."
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"Up next is, Jake Tucker."
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"Finally. Some of us have been waiting all evening"
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"for a certain wife to come home and feed her starving family."
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"I'm gonna be the church's new organist."
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"It also means that this family is gonna start going to church again on Sundays."
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"Being there today reminded me of how important religious services are"
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"to the moral fiber of a family."
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"And lately this family has been lacking moral fiber. Especially you, Meg."
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"Meg! What happened to you?"
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"She can't answer you. She can't even talk."
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"It's really sad and a tiny bit funny."
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"Oh, my God, I think I'm getting a contact high."
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"Now I'm messed up, too."
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"Good morning, everyone. Please turn to hymn number 387."
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