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Clips from 30 Rock - Respawn (S05E05)

"Thanks for the heads-up, Jonathan."
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"Do you want to come to my birthday party?"
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"What are you doing? That's my job."
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"right, Jonathan?"
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"That's why Jonathan's family is here."
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"Liddy goes down at 7:00, so I'll see you then."
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"The party hasn't started. That's just the guys setting up."
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"I'm trying to get a hummingbird to drink out of my penis."
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"I wanted to spend it learning Spanish, not living next door to you."
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"I give up. Of course I'm not allowed to be a human being."
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"after all I've done for you?"
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"How many times have I come over and painted your apartment?"
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"I don't think it will affect my behavior next season."
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"- La mujer triste ha sido atra... - We're friends."
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"Next year's gonna be fine 'cause we're good friends."
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"Great! I'll come over tomorrow morning."
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"Okay. Well, since you've just been staring at me like that"
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"I mean, Kenneth."
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"Sir, you called me Avery!"
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"That's your kidnapped wife's name."
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"What a coincidence!"
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"I haven't slept in days. I'm not really feeling like myself."
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"I got a soft yes from Jonathan about my birthday party."
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"Then I went to a very uncomfortable dinner."
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"Do you know what I did today?"
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"I went to a wonderful dinner."
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"Then the dinner ended?"
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"I am in the restaurant business, and I really love..."
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"Is that so? What's your handicap?"
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"Oh. Well, I don't have one myself, but I do like a girl with a limp."
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"you're also named Eugene?"
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"My first name is U. Jean, with a U."
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"It definitely goes with your eyes, don't you think, Jenna?"
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"Golf, blouses."
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"Very wool."
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"We are good people who have no interest in being sat on,"
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"or its wide acceptance in Eastern cultures."
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"- Paul. - We're normal!"
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"and it makes us... happy."
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"Well done, sir. Bravo."
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"You handled that pervert with aplomb."
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"To tomorrow's photo shoot and wool."
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"- It's still 0-0-0. - To 0."
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"- This didn't get mailed. - What are you doing here?"
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"Tracy lives next door to me."
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"Speaking of trapped, I got you, Lutz!"
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"Nope. Grenade. Blowing myself up."
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"I can be a normal person."
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"I have to blow myself up."
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"No, Your Honor, I'm not disputing the fine."
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"Grenade, respawn!"
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"Miss... I mean, ma'am... read the fine print."
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"Nay, a mockery!"
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"I'm out of order? You're out of order!"
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"Victor Sifuentes! Hoo-ah!"
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"Gavel, gavel, gavel!"
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"I lost my gavel over the weekend,"
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"but it doesn't mean you can talk to me like that."
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"Talk to who? I just see an empty robe."
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"Do you honestly not see me, or are you being rude?"
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"You'll spend your whole summer picking up trash."
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"Gavel, gavel, gavel!"
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"Freedom!"
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"Mr. Donaghy, where are my clothes?"
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"Sherry must have put them in the wash"
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"Now, what do you say you put on some of Avery's perfume"
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"and whip pennies at the drum circle?"
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"but I have seen "The Brady Bunch" where Tiger runs away."
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"We've all been through some bad stuff, Mr. Donaghy."
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"Gorgeous."
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"Brilliant."
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"God, are you punishing me because my hair is better than yours?"
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"All right, sir, enough."
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"Well, I know Mrs. Donaghy, and she is mean."
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"She once made Rahm Emanuel cry in an airport lounge."
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"And I'm gonna say..."
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"because you are pitiful."
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""Boo-hoo, why can't my life be the way it was?""
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"You have a daughter you should be spending time with"
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"instead of being weird to Kenneth."
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"He's gonna ask me to go to his birthday party."
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"Hey, Mrs. Dongy, you wan' come on down my birfday party?"
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"Kenneth, Kenneth."
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"I get it."
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"Put Liddy's baby pantsuit on. I'm taking her to work with me today."
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"Here's to you, Jenna Maroney."
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"Even with your back to me, I can definitely tell it's you."
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"- I'll turn around later. - Perfect."
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"I'll keep talking."
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"Mmm, wool."
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"- Now! - Paul?"
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"And Jenna."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Well, this is our normal,"
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"Give Mommy some beard."
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"Oh, you've got some crumbs in here."
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"Liddy, say, "Good God, Lemon.""
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"I did it, Jack. I got my dream vacation."
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"I'm outdoors, I'm wearing comfortable clothes,"
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"I'm gardening, and I'm learning Spanish."
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"Estoy hablando con mi amigo."
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"Liddy and I just went to Strawberry Fields,"
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"where she spat up on a white lady's dreads."
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"- Jenna? - Oh, Jenna, no."
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"There you are! Bad dog!"
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"You'll go in the crate tonight."
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"Hey, Jack. Hey, Liz."
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"What are you doing?"
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"And Tracy Jordan does not take mulligans."
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"Good thing you had to move out of that house."
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"Some idiot rammed his boat that I was driving into it."
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"You see all the good that is in them,"
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"how much capacity for love?"
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"Yes, I know. I just need more time with them."
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"Give me more time, Jacob, I beg of you!"
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"No, I see you. I'm killing myself. Respawn."
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"- Respawn. - Damn it!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Wait, how long have we been here?"
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"I wanted you to look at these cold sores."
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