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Clips from 30 Rock - Respawn (S05E05)

"I get them when I'm stressed out."
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"rum and Ritalin."
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"Actually, I was hoping you'd just have an ointment for my mouth..."
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"Good one, Randy!"
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"- Hey. - Stop right there."
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"- I know. ...but I do not need your pity,"
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"On a day like this,"
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"Bush is a war criminal!"
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"Okay. Well, good-bye, my closest female friend."
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"It's the last game of the season, and no one wants to lose."
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"Hi, neighbor. I'm Ina Garten."
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"My husband, Jeffrey, is away, and I've got some bruschetta"
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"I'm not one for good-bye speeches, but I do feel..."
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"which is why your contract includes a morality clause."
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"but for the sake of my wife, whose parents were killed in front of her"
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"And you seem like you could use a home-cooked meal."
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"I haven't eaten at this table since Avery's been gone."
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"No, please sit."
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"Desastre inminente."
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"Do you mind if I take a nap here?"
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"I wanted a normal summer, and chaos is my normal."
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"I will attack you."
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"Eugene Gremby from the Wool Council? Tonight?"
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"and I hate to be the stereotypical man,"
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"Any idea when your party will be over, Tray?"
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"Well..."
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"Tried to be strong, sat alone with my thoughts."
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"Oh, no, dear, it's U-period-Jean."
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"Oh. That's a nice blouse."
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"I'm just so impressed with how normal this dinner has been."
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"so don't spew your statistics"
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"- I'm being rude. - That's it!"
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"You think you're all alone,"
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"And you are not alone."
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"All right, Mr. Donaghy."
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"Maybe we could meet later for a drink"
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"- Ow! - Fore!"
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"I hooked a ball onto a truck on the Long Island Expressway."
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"I miss Avery."
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"Listen to me, Jack!"
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"Hey, guys! It's me, Tracy, the black guy from work."
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"All right, now that the popsicle's melted,"
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"Now I respawn and start over."
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"- Lutz, what are you doing? - Don't look at me!"
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"Fore!"
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"You're bad!"
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"You know, my wife, U. Jean,"
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"You wanted us to be normal?"
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"But, sir, it's not just the bathrooms that need cleaning."
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"Deer God, thank you for this venison."
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"Woolly the Wool Mascot, everybody!"
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"Are you ready for Season 6?"
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"for the last 20 minutes..."
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"Now, maybe I haven't had a wife who was kidnapped,"
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"Hey, I know what you're going through."
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"No. I can't. But I know Jack can."
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"I did it! I spoke!"
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"You know, in the past, I was the face of Clinique,"
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"We could do that."
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"Amsterdam's premier private sex garden."
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"You don't want people to pity you? Well, they should,"
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"Liz Lemon."
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"- Aw. - Hey."
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"I just bought everything around this house."
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"A singer, everyone!"
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"I once kidnapped a woman."
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"I see."
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"Our relationship is everything that wool is about..."
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"Why is this happening to me?"
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"Oh, look, here he comes now."
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"Shh!"
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"Oh, I will. Do you remember when I performed"
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"- What? - Is me being a bummer"
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"You can't spell "America""
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"they're now naming me the new celebrity face of wool!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Final melee, Liz."
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"No, I shot my bazooka at the ground to kill myself"
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"All I have left is to pay the fine that I incurred"
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"we don't waste time feeling sorry for them."
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"Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
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"Oh, my."
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"We're sp... spending the summer together."
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"- Paul... - So, Mrs. Gremby,"
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"For me. Probably not you guys."
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"12 weeks of community service!"
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"- helping you feel like your old self? - Keep it coming."
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