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Clips from 30 Rock - Respawn (S05E05)

"and I am tired of hearing that tone of voice."
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"I'm trying to, but I'm kind of locked in, sweetie."
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"I'm not sleeping."
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"and ate an entire carton of foie gras."
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"I can hardly drink my morning-shower Scotch."
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"It's the little things I miss most."
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"we would go to Strawberry Fields in Central Park"
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"and kick hippies' hacky sacks into the bushes."
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"Look, you need to reset and try to feel normal again."
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"Normal is a woman and a woman getting married and having a child."
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"There's so much texting going on these days and no communicating!"
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"- Carbon tax! - Please leave!"
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"That's the spirit!"
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"Well, I'm off. Have a good summer, Jenna."
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"during halftime at the Wool Bowl?"
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"It was on ESPN 34."
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"Without w-o-o-I"
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"The sponsors were so happy with me,"
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"How exciting!"
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"Every year, my aunt sends me a wool sweater for Christmas."
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"We get it, Aunt Alice, you're a sheep."
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"Also, this is very lucrative."
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"Paul and I can finally buy that time-share in Betasten Bos,"
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"The season's over. Why are you losers still here?"
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"Well, David Eggers and I are designing a new font..."
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"Oh, shut up!"
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"Frank, you have a girlfriend."
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"And Lynn wants me to give up video games"
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"'cause she thinks I need to grow up."
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"Ha! I distracted you, and you died. Game over."
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"'cause Toofer had me cornered."
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"So you're killing yourself rather than let someone else win?"
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"That's why everyone has zero kills and we've been playing for 18 hours."
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"I'm wearing a diaper, like a baby would."
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"Wow. I can't wait to get out of here."
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"For three months. It's gonna be glorious."
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"and a white wine opened."
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"- Why don't you come over? - I'm alive!"
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"for committing a hate crime"
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"against what the city is now claiming was a Jewish tree."
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"And I'm free. Have a great summer."
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"Jenna, this is a great day for the Wool Council."
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"Well, I am very proud to be your new spokeswoman."
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"a French-Canadian anal-rejuvenation clinic,"
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"and I was the feet of FilthyLittleFeet. Com."
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"Yes, well, about that."
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"Jenna..."
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"You will be required to conduct your personal life"
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"in a manner which is consistent with the values of this industry."
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"Oh. Of course."
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"We're just a little worried about publicity like this."
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"No, Eugene."
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"That's not just some guy I picked up at a dog bar."
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"Paul and I are in a committed relationship."
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"Is he a cross-dresser?"
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"Goodness, no!"
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"Paul is a gender-dysmorphic bigenitalian pansexualle."
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"Maybe we should take a few days and think about this."
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"love, warmth,"
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"chafed skin."
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"Oh, noble sheep"
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"We use your brain"
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"To fight off rabies"
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"But the most beautiful gift you give us"
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"Is wool"
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"All right, Jenna. I'd love to meet Paul."
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"Let's say dinner tomorrow night at your place."
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"- I'll bring my wife. - Excellent."
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"I should warn you,"
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"this had better be a very normal dinner."
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"No high jinks, no farce,"
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"not just for the sake of your relationship"
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"while an episode of "Three's Company" was..."
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"You know what? I'll let her tell the story at dinner."
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"Well, I know your wife was kidnapped"
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"by some convenience-store owners,"
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"- I'm not looking for pity. - Pity?"
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"Sir, back in Stone Mountain,"
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"people lose their spouses all the time."
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"Mumps, Hill People attacks,"
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"cave collapses... both business and residential."
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"- What do you want? - When someone needs help,"
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"We help them."
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"It's an old Parcell family recipe."
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"But I like to replace the Union-soldier meat"
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"with boiled potatoes."
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"Onion God, thank you for these onions."
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"Carrot God, thank you for the carrots."
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"Spanish for Older Women, Lesson 12, Emergencies."
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"Disaster approaching. Desastre inminente."
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"- It's Tracy, from work! - What are you doing here?"
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"except for the "new element" everyone keeps talking about."
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"Of course you're my neighbor."
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"If I start screaming in my sleep, do not wake me up."
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"Wake me up! Free me from this!"
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"- Oh, sir, I'd love to, but I can't. - Why not?"
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"a good spring cleaning, starting in the bathroom."
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"There's a lot of drawings of Ms. Maroney eating celery"
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"that men are giving to her with their hips."
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"I'll just be alone... in a house full of memories."
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"My house is full of white cockroaches."
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"Hi, sweetie!"
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"I got you an early anniversary present."
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"It's a new leash for when I walk you through the park like a dog."
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"- What's wrong? - Look, I'm the face of wool now."
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"I need to maintain a certain image."
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"So, what, we can't be ourselves?"
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"We can do whatever we want here."
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"Except tonight."
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"Mr. Gremby is coming over for dinner."
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"I just want him to meet you and see us together."
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"Then he'll get it. He'll understand what we have."
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"But the Grembys are pretty conservative."
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"- Maybe you should change. - Really?"
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"This is a conservative top, Jenna,"
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"but this is my home, and I want to wear this blouse."
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"Paul, please, you need to change."
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"Okay. I'll change."
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"And I'll cancel the sitter for tonight,"
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"tell him he won't need to come sit on us after all."
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