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Clips from The Simpsons - Penny-Wiseguys (S24E24)

"Okay, can't touch the bread-dipping."
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"Here's what Joey the Arsonist thinks of your spreadsheet. Heh?"
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"Ha-ha-ha! This is fun."
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"But you know what? There is a cost-cutting measure"
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"If you put"
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"a horse's head in someone's bed,"
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"For the next guy, use the horse's leg."
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"Or... a couple of hooves."
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"that's not gonna scare someone."
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"Okay, good stopping point."
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"Aah!"
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"Except me."
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"You're that Simpson kid, Bart, right?"
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"I just see mouths. Can't handle the iron pills?"
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"All day I have vitamin burps."
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"What is it? Beetle mush."
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"But I'm a vegetarian!"
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"So am I. Lots of committed vegetarians eat insects."
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"Really? Get real."
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"There's bug parts in peanut butter."
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"And every year, the average American eats"
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"eight spiders in his sleep."
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"This is such a big step."
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"Better decide soon, kid."
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"The union said I can't talk to a student this long."
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"Mmm, that is good grub."
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"But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat."
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"And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John."
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"So, you're saying you'd rather do the prettiest dude"
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"in the world than the ugliest broad?"
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"Absolutely. But how did we get here"
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"from discussing Aristotle's Poetics?"
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"Well, well,"
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"if it isn't Mr. Work Comes Before Bowling."
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"I am turning my back because I can't stand"
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"to look you in the face."
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"Ooh!"
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"Part of my new"
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"So, now you think you can just waltz in here"
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"I didn't say that I..."
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"Too late. I already poured."
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"I got the kind of job that"
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"you just can't play hooky from."
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"but I am sure if you put your foot down on their throats"
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"and grind until you hear a crunch,"
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"they'll sit up straight."
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"Really? You're sure about this?"
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"by watching things through secret cameras."
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"Uh-huh. All right, then. Okay."
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"We'll see about that bread-dipping."
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"Thank you. Thank you for giving me an attitude."
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"Thank you for giving me an edge."
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"of All Things Creepy and Crawly."
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"Lisa Simpson. Delighted."
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"Hey, waiter, there's no fly in my soup."
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"Sorry."
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"Little more. Little more."
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"Okay, fellas."
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"This time, why don't I do the cutting?"
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"What are you doing? I talk with that hand."
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"Well, you're gonna lose it"
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"if you keep charging your manicures to us."
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"If you don't like it, tough tortellini!"
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"And while we're at it, no more tortellini!"
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"I'm dominating you!"
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"Anyone got a problem? Huh?!"
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"Kenny the Problem? I'm good."
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"What's this I hear about no more tortellini?"
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"Only for Christmas and funerals."
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"No, please, please, I need-a the money."
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"She's-a pay for my-- how you say?-- English lessons."
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"My name-a Luigi."
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"I live at a-one, a-two, a-three, Main-a Street."
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"So, if I'm growing grasshoppers to eat,"
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"am I farmer or a rancher?"
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"There are going to be a lot of heated blogs on this topic."
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"Lisa, dinnertime!"
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"Lisa eats bugs!"
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"Bart! This is America."
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"Anyone can eat what they want"
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"as long as they eat too much."
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"Lisa, would you like some shrimp?"
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"They're both arthropods."
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"Lunch break."
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"Make this quick."
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"I finally got a chair by the window."
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"I'm afraid the little Bulgarian lady will take it."
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"Bottom line, Tone,"
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"I cut expenses 12%."
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"As my more ruthless cousin on Wall Street would say,"
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"cut another 12."
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"But the only other cuts left are personnel."
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"There are redundancies."
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"Like Shotgun Pete, Shotgun Mike,"
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"Ronnie the Rifle, Shotgun the Rifle..."
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"All good men, but some must go."
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"I agree."
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"I will announce the layoffs."
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"Welcome to the dole, boys."
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"you lay them out."
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"Right."
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"What?"
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"Oh, boy, you mean, kill them?"
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"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout."
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"Damn, she eats a quick lunch."
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"Got to go."
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"Quit saying that!"
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"Get along, little buggies."
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"If I may, just one question."
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"Why are you eating us?"
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"You don't feel any pain."
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"Um... I just assumed."
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"This is what you've been dipping in chocolate."
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"Nooo!"
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"I'm afraid sooo!"
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"Nooo!"
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"Sooo!"
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"Just a dream."
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"Bart, I can't eat bugs anymore."
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"as far away as you can and release them into the wild."
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