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Clips from The Simpsons - Penny-Wiseguys (S24E24)

"Okay, but when I grow up and I'm living on your couch,"
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"you got to be cool."
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"He's there too?"
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"Almost..."
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"Sorry, sorry."
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"First of all, hi. Hi, Dan."
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"Secondly, remember when you asked who I worked for"
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"and I wouldn't say"
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"I'm a mob boss."
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"I'm running Fat Tony's gang while he's on jury duty."
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"Doodie."
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"Homer, that's not the shocking part. Oh?"
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"He wants me to kill a bunch of guys."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You want me to help you escape? No!"
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"I want you to stop me from doing it."
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"You wha...?! I want to do it, Homer."
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"It's the ultimate business model."
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"In my business, I try not to be seen."
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"I'm scary good at it."
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"Homer! Mmm."
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"Everything's led to this."
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"I cried."
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"Saved the tear."
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"Please stop."
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"I just wanted my Frisbee back from your yard."
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"They fired me for not being tough."
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"I had learned that in order to succeed,"
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"you must disregard the dangerous distraction"
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"of being human."
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"And it brought me here."
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"You scratch a businessman and you get a coldblooded killer."
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"Well, I've been scratched!"
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"Come on, buddy, why would you want to be a murderer?"
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"I don't know."
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"My training, this opportunity, it's like..."
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"A perfect storm?"
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"I hate that expression!"
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"Okay, I don't... I don't know why I said it."
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"I was scared. I needed a response."
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"It was a perfect storm!"
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"Say something original!"
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"Uh, Greek thing, uh, grand b-banana of..."
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"far-na... of f-forever thing, bleeks blah-blah,"
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"a comma... a com..."
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"a commonality beret burrito."
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"Oh, it looks like a kidnapping in progress, Chief."
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"You always frame everything"
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"in the worst possible light."
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"Chief, can I ask-- why do you want to be a policeman?"
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"My dad used to tie me up when the ice cream truck went by."
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"And now there's no amount of ice cream"
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"that will make me feel full, so this should work."
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"Yeah. That's right."
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"Tie them tighter. Mmm!"
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"Oh, that's good. Oh, that burns."
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"Could you please not sound like you like it so much?"
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"Sorry."
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"I'm into a lot of weird stuff."
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"Now stay down here and I'll be back"
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"every hour with food."
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"And every six hours with food for you."
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"Ah, look. I have company."
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"Hello."
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"Hello to you and your friend."
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"It's a party."
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"I'm going to call you Buggy,"
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"and I'll call you-- please don't go in my mouth."
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"We now return to AFI Presents"
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"The 100 Greatest Movie Screams."
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"Number 60, from Teen Wolf Too..."
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"Someone must be watching on another TV."
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"The bug!"
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"Will you stop saying things"
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"that'll make me have to do something?"
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"Next, we've got three screams"
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"from Scream 3."
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"That was four screams. Stupid AFI."
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"How about the Disney Minority Program?"
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"Now, how would you qualify for that?"
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"I'm the son of an oaf."
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"Have fun getting coffee"
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"for Roy Disney the Third."
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"Dinnertime."
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"I know you're hungry."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I never thought Homer Simpson"
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"would be a part of the Day of the Locust."
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"Thanks."
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"Are you gonna shoot me in the back of the head?"
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"No, I just know it takes you so long to get up"
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"I'll have plenty of time to escape."
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"I'll fix that later."
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"Give me one reason"
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"why I shouldn't kill you right now."
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"There's a great one, but you'll never get it out of me."
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"On vacation, he digs wells in Darfur!"
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"We find the defendant..."
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"And now it's time for Final Jeopardy."
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"Pay attention, players. The category is..."
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"I remember when you were Alphonse Trebagoogoo."
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"Make me!"
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"Come on!"
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"I'll have your money in an hour."
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"Dan!"
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"You really should tweet less."
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"But everyone deserves to know"
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"what I'm thinking all the time."
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"Just listen, if you kill those guys,"
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"you'll be as bad as they are."
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"I don't think so."
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"They've killed a lot of people,"
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"and they tell their wives they're working,"
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"but they're really just hanging out."
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"Look, just give me the gun before you hurt somebody."
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"Give it to me."
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"Oh, I can't kill you."
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"I knew you were weak."
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"If you think I'm so weak, give me back the gun."
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"You are weak, but no."
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