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Clips from The Simpsons - The Saga of Carl (S24E24)

"Did this really happen?"
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"I've had it. No more Karate Monsters."
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"That's it. Tomorrow, we're doing something educational."
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"We're going to the science museum."
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"You promised no fun, and you delivered."
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"Ah, hello there."
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"I am Blaise Pascal, inventor of the probability theory."
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"Excellent, I would say."
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"My friend Silly Squirrel"
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"is about to buy a lottery ticket."
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"Silly Squirrel, do you know the probability"
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"of winning the lottery?"
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"I don't know."
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"to be run over by a car."
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"Or be hit by lightning."
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"Or murdered by an acquaintance."
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"If you understood probability,"
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"you would never play the lottery."
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"Guys, this science exhibit"
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"Four lucky numbers for four best friends."
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"Yeah, I always go with three,"
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"the number of brothers and sisters"
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"I, uh, Hunger Games-ed in the womb."
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"19 for me. Uh, for the best year of my life, 1996."
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"No reason. Just... 22."
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"And I'm 69."
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"Because people always laugh when you say "69.""
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"three, 19,"
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"22 and 69."
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"Guys, guys, we got to celebrate, throw a raging party!"
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"But we're already at a bar."
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"Who cares? We got the money."
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"To the best feeling in the world..."
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"money."
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"Guys, I got big plans for these winnings."
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"I'm going to build... a swimming pool."
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"In-ground?"
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"What about you, Carl?"
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"What are you gonna do with your share of the money?"
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"I hope our friend wasn't in an accident."
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"I wasn't thinking that."
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"Carl's our good friend. Our good friend."
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"Again."
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"I don't feel at all suspicious of Carl."
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"Drive faster because of the power of friendship."
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"Carl's gone."
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"Our money's gone."
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"We've been betrayed."
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"♪ Four best friends"
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"♪ Who never quarrel"
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"♪ And..."
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"And no one."
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"All our lottery money, gone!"
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"If I ever see that Carl again,"
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"I'm gonna freeze him, chop him up into ice cubes"
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"Guys, give Carl a chance. I'm sure he's gonna come back."
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"Fellas,"
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"he ain't coming back. You don't know that."
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"I'm gonna keep looking till we figure out what really happened."
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"See, I bet he flew to Quebec to bring us back"
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"I can taste it already."
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"Hey, what's this?"
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""I've gone home."
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"Good-bye forever, Carl Carlson.""
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"Where'd you go, Carl?"
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"who's really into hot sauce, you know?"
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"Bolo tie with a little chili pepper on it."
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"I still can't believe it was Carl who took your winnings."
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"I thought it would've been you."
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"I know. Me, too."
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"to give you the ultimate screw-over."
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"Uh... Uh... I don't know."
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"You don't know where Carl is from?"
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"Like baseball and trucks"
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"and when guys lift too much weight"
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"you'd know more about your so-called friend."
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"Well, it don't matter no more, Midge."
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"Carl is gone,"
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"This could not be more offensive."
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"Oh, of course."
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"that moolah-stealing jackpot thief again!"
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"Something's reflected in the lenses of Carl's sunglasses."
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"I just need to get closer."
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"He's looking at a geyser."
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"And there's a sign in front of it!"
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"Oh... It's too small to read."
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"Oh, it's backwards."
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"Is that even a real place?"
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"I thought it was Superman's Superman cave."
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"There! Carl was adopted..."
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"...by a couple who lives outside Reykjavik."
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"Well, if that's Carl's home,"
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"I guess I'm only bringing one guitar on this revenge trip."
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"Baby, I'm going for us."
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"That money is going to dig us a swimming pool"
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"We're not broken."
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"How am I going to sleep"
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"if someone isn't pushing me"
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"Oh..."
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"Oh, that's perfect."
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"I'm done talking to you!"
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"The Vikings switched the names to trick everybody."
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"Great gag!"
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"I only packed shorts."
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"we're looking for our friend."
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"He's, uh... he's about so tall,"
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"uh, wears a jacket,"
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"Just say he's black, Moe."
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"Carl Carlson!"
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"How do you know about Carl's family?"
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"Our country is very small,"
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"Ingimar Ogmundsson, how progresses your gonorrhea?"
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"It heals, but slowly."
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"Why does everybody hate Carl's family?"
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"This saga tells of how Carl Carlson's family"
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"were the watchmen of the coast,"
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"always keeping an eye out for invading hordes."
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"Iceland's safety depended on their vigilance."
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"But the Carlsons failed in their duty."
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"burning our sweaters"
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