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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization (S01E01)

"They're not supposed to, but they should."
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"I don't care what you say."
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"I'm going to the conference, presenting our findings."
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"And I forbid it."
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"You forbid it?"
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"If I'm not taking credit for our work, then nobody is."
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"- So you admit that it's our work? - No, once again, I'm throwing you a bone."
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"So how's it going with Sheldon? Are you guys still not talking?"
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"Not only is he still not talking to me, but he does this thing..."
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"...where he stares at you and tries to get your brain to explode."
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"Bzz-phew!"
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"Never mind."
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"It says, "l know my physics, but I'm still a fun guy.""
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"Oh."
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"Oh, I didn't know they still made corduroy suits."
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"They don't. That's why I saved this one."
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"Okay, here. Take this and this and this..."
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"- ...and these. - ls this stuff you want me to try on?"
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"No, this is stuff I want you to throw out."
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"Seriously, don't even give it to charity. You won't be helping anyone."
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"What's this?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"You see, Kandor was the capital city of the planet Krypton."
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"It was miniaturized by Brainiac before Krypton exploded..."
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"...and then rescued by Superman."
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"Here, why don't you put these on while I find a shirt and sport coat?"
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"- Here? - Oh, are you shy?"
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"- No, I'm not shy. - Don't worry, I won't look."
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"I know you won't. Why would you look? There's nothing to see. Not noth--"
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"- Sweetie, put the pants on. - I'm gonna put them on."
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"So, you know, isn't there some way you and Sheldon could compromise..."
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"...on this presentation thing?"
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"No, no. Scientists do not compromise."
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"Our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions."
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"Not to mention, Sheldon is bat-crap crazy."
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"Oh, careful."
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"That's my original series Battlestar Galactica flight suit."
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"Oh, why didn't you wear it on Halloween?"
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"Because it's not a costume. It's a flight suit."
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"Okay, all right. Moving on."
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"Oh, wow, a paisley shirt."
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"Uh-huh, it goes with my corduroy suit."
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"Is this your only tie?"
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"Ah, technically, yes."
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"But if you'll notice, it's reversible."
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"So it works as two."
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"Oh, sweetie, I don't even think it works as one."
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"- ls this all your clothes? - Yup, everything since the eighth grade."
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"Okay, well, guess we're back to the corduroy suit."
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"I said no. Put it down."
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"Hey, Sheldon."
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"Get anything good?"
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"Just the latest copy of Applied Particle Physics Quarterly."
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"It was a joke."
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"Heh-heh."
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"Yup. Tip your waitresses. I'm here all week."
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"To save you from further awkwardness..."
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"...know that I'm comfortable with the two of us climbing the stairs in silence."
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"Oh, yeah, okay, me too. Zip it, lock it."
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"- So you and Leonard-- - Oh, dear God."
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"Little misunderstanding, huh?"
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"A little misunderstand--?"
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"Galileo and the pope had a little misunderstanding."
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"Anyway, I was talking to Leonard this morning..."
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"Huh."
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"Well, how do you feel?"
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"I don't understand the question."
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"Well, I'm just asking if it's difficult to be fighting with your best friend."
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"Oh, I hadn't thought about it like that."
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"...of some sort of unconscious emotional turmoil."
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"Wait, what?"
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"I couldn't poop this morning."
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"- It's certainly preferable to my plan. - Which was?"
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"A powerful laxative."
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"Okay, so you absolutely should talk to him."
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"I know Leonard values you as a friend."
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"He told me without your little idea..."
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"...there was no way he could've come up with this whole experiment thing."
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"Excuse me. Little idea?"
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"Yeah, he tried to explain it to me. I didn't really understand it--"
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"Oh. Well, no. I mean, not in those words--"
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"In what words, then, exactly?"
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"The exact words aren't really--"
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"- It's more the spirit in which-- - What did he say?"
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"You had a lucky hunch."
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"Don't you ever speak to me again."
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"What--?"
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"Oh, he:"
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"Okay, I'm leaving for the conference."
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"- Have fun presenting my "lucky hunch." - Sheldon, I didn't mean it like that."
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"- Why did you say it? - I don't know--"
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"- Were you trying to impress Penny? - No, no, not at all."
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"A little bit."
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"How did that work out for you?"
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"I'm gonna ask one more time."
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"We did the work together, let's present the paper together."
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"Let's go."
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"- Bye, Sheldon. - Goodbye, Penny."
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"There you go."
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"You're right, this side does look better."
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"No, no, I didn't say better, I said less stained."
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"I just checked the house. There's probably 20, 25 people in there."
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"- You're kidding. - ls that all?"
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"All? In particle physics, 25 is Woodstock."
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"Oh. Well, then, good."
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"I wasn't expecting such a crowd. I'm nervous."
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"- It's okay. Open with a joke, you'll be fine. - Okay, joke. Okay."
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"How about this? Um, okay."
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"There's this farmer, and he has these chickens..."
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"So he calls a physicist to help."
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"The physicist then does some calculations and he says:"
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"Right?"
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"Oh, sorry, I just-- I've heard it before."
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"- Let's roll. - Okay."
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"I really should've brought my own car."
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"So in conclusion, the data show that at temperatures approaching absolute zero..."
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"...the moment of inertia changes and the solid becomes a supersolid..."
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"Thank you."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"Any other questions?"
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