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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization (S01E01)

"Data packets will be handed off to submerged transatlantic cables..."
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"...terminating in Halifax, Nova Scotia..."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"See?"
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"Um, here's a question. Why?"
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"What?"
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"Any other honors I've gotten that I don't know about?"
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"I got one. Hey, Leonard, your mama's research methodology is so flawed--"
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"And once again, you are welcome."
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"You know, like in the classic sci-fi movie Scanners?"
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"How about this one?"
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"Okay, well, let's just see what else you have."
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"That's the Bottle City of Kandor."
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"Oh, nice."
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"It's a lot cooler when girls aren't looking at it."
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"What is this?"
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"If you mean it should end up in the same place, then I agree."
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"The eighth grade?"
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"My last growth spurt."
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"- Great. - Yup."
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"Hello, Penny."
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"Oh, you know, that is so weird that yours came and mine didn't."
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"Put it in your pocket."
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"...and I think he feels really bad about it."
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"I wonder if I've been experiencing physiological manifestations..."
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"You should just talk to him. I'm sure you guys can work this out."
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"Of course you didn't. He said "little idea"?"
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"I've been thinking. Instead of arguing about this, why--?"
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"Leonard, ready to go?"
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"Libido, one. Truth, zero."
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"And I'm telling you for the last time, it's pandering, it's undignified, and bite me."
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"Phew!"
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"...but they won't lay any eggs."
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""l have a solution, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.""
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"- Hey, nice suit. - It's a classic, right?"
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"And you, sir, you have completely skipped over the part..."
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"Oh, I see. It was the apple falling on Newton's head."
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"You cannot be that arrogant."
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"You continue to underestimate me, my good man."
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"Okay, that is it."
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"- You tried to blow up my head. - So it was working."
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"Okay."
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"The X Tens are online."
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"Gentlemen, I am now about to send a signal from this laptop through our local lSP..."
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"...racing down fiber-optic cable at the speed of light to San Francisco..."
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"...bouncing off a satellite in geosynchronous orbit to Lisbon, Portugal."
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"...and transferred across the continent via microwave relays back to our lSP..."
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"...and the external receiver attached to this..."
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"...Iamp."
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"Look at me, look at me, I've got goose bumps."
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"- Are we ready on the stereo? - Go for stereo."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hello."
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"It's a little loud."
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"San Francisco, Lisbon, Halifax:"
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"Hang on, hang on. Do you not realize what we just did?"
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"Yeah, you turned your stereo down with your laptop."
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"No, we turned our stereo down by sending a signal around the world via the lnternet."
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"Oh. Get one of those universal remotes at RadioShack."
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"They're really cheap."
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"No. You don't get it."
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"Howard, enable public access."
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"Public access enabled."
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"- Boy, that's terrific, but I'll see you. - No, hang on."
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"No."
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"...is using his computer to turn our lights on and off."
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"Huh. Well, that's handy."
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"Because we can."
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"Oh! They found the remote-control cars."
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"- But wait, wait, what's on top of them? - Wireless webcams. Wave hello."
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"The monster truck is out of Austin, Texas..."
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"...and the blue Viper is being operated from suburban Tel Aviv."
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"You may wanna put on slacks."
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"Ew! Stop it. No. Leave me alone."
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"- Who's running the red Corvette? - That would be me."
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"You know, in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars..."
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"...we're going to look back on this as eight hours well wasted."
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"I don't wanna be in a jar. I want my brain in an android body."
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"Eight feet tall and ripped."
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"I'm with you. I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human, I'd still be Jewish."
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"I promised my mother."
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"I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised."
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"That's something your rabbi would have to discuss with the manufacturer."
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"Not to mention you'd have to power down on Saturdays."
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"Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash?"
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"Well, there's always the possibility..."
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"...that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter..."
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"...but Ockham's Razor would suggest that someone threw it out."
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"It's from the lnstitute for Experimental Physics."
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"They want us to present our paper on the properties of supersolids..."
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"...at the Topical Conference on Bose-Einstein Condensates."
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"I know. I read it before I threw it out."
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"Okay, if I may drill down to the bedrock of my question..."
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"...why did you throw it out?"
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"Because I have no interest in standing in the Rose Room of the Pasadena Marriott..."
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"...in front of a group of judgmental strangers..."
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"...who wouldn't recognize genius if it were standing in front of them giving a speech."
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"Which, if I were there, it would be."
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"I don't know, Sheldon."
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"Those Topical Conference on Bose-Einstein Condensates parties are legendary."
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"Forget the parties."
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"Forget the parties? What a nerd."
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"Did UPS drop off a Nobel Prize with my name on it?"
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"Leonard, don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a Nobel Prize..."
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"...is the day I begin my research on the drag coefficient of tassels on flying carpets."
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"Ha, ha, ha. The only thing missing from that insult was your mama."
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"Shut up, Howard."
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"- Sheldon, we have to do this. - No, we don't."
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"We have to take in nourishment, expel waste..."
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"...and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying."
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"Everything else is optional."
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"Okay, let me put it this way: I'm doing it."
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"You can't. I'm the lead author."
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"Come on, the only reason you're the lead author is because we went alphabetically."
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"I let you think we went alphabetically..."
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"...to spare you dealing with the fact that it was my idea."
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"Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was throwing you a bone."
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"You're welcome."
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"Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis."
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"It doesn't need proving."
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"So the entire scientific community is just supposed to just take your word?"
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