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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization (S01E01)

"Dr. Sheldon Cooper here. I am the lead author of this particular paper."
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"Thank you."
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"...where I was walking through the park..."
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"...and I saw these children on a merry-go-round..."
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"...which started me thinking about the moment of inertia..."
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"...in gasses like helium at temperatures approaching absolute zero."
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"I didn't skip it. It's just an anecdote. It's not science."
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"Was that just an anecdote?"
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"- You are not lsaac Newton. - No, no, that's true."
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"Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple."
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"If you weren't happy with my presentation, then maybe you should've given it with me."
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"As I've explained repeatedly, unlike you, I don't need validation from lesser minds."
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"- No offense. - Really? So why did you come?"
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"- Because I knew you'd screw this up. - I didn't screw it up."
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"Oh, please. I admit, that spherical-chicken joke was hilarious."
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"- Thank you. - lt was straight downhill from there."
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"I've had enough of your condescension."
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"Maybe I didn't go to college when I was 11, like you."
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"Maybe I got my doctorate at 24 instead of 16."
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"But you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room."
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"No offense."
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"And I am clearly not the only person who is tormented by insecurity..."
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"...and has an ego in need of constant validation."
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"- So you admit you're an egotist. - Yes."
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"My name is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. I could never please my parents..."
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"...so I need to get my self-esteem from strangers."
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"But he's worse!"
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"Stop it."
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"You cannot blow up my head with your mind."
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"Then I'll settle for an aneurism."
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"- Stop it. - You hit me."
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"You saw that. He hit me."
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"It wasn't-- It was not-- You are a nutcase."
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"We'll see. Heads up, you people in the front row. This is a splash zone."
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"Stop it. Stop it."
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"Quit it."
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"Is this usually how these physics things go?"
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"More often than you'd think."
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"Hit you with a Vulcan nerve pinch."
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"- No pinches. No--! - No!"
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"You could have offered me a ride home."
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"You're lucky I didn't run you over."
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"I don't understand what you're unhappy about."
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"You begged me to come, I came. There's just no pleasing you."
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"You're right. I'm the problem, the one that needs help."
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"Well, that's not much of an apology, but I'll take it."
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"Excuse me."
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"Is there anything you'd like to apologize for?"
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"Yes. Ahem."
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"I'm sorry I tried to blow up your head."
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"It was uncalled for."
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"You won't believe this."
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"Somebody got the whole thing on their cell phone and put it on YouTube."
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"What?"
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"- Now, who would do that? - That would be me."
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"Check it out. It's a featured video."
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"You hit me. You saw that. He hit me."
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"- You tried to blow up my head. - So it was working."
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"- It was not-- You are a nutcase. - We'll see about that."
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"You people in the front row, heads up. This is a splash zone."
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"Stop it. Quit it. Quit it."
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"- Hit you with a Vulcan nerve pinch. - No pinches. No--!"
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"You should clip your fingernails. Those hurt."
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"Oh, jeez."
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"Does this suit really look that bad?"
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"Forget your suit. Look at my arms waving."
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"I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin."
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"Howard, would you like to explain to me..."
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"...why your Facebook page has a picture of me sleeping on your shoulder captioned:"
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""Me and my girlfriend"?"
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"Uh-oh, here comes the talk."
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"- He hit me. - You tried to blow up my head."
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"- So it was working. - It was not-- You are a nutcase."
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"We'll see about that."
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"Oh, no, he didn't."
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"- Great, be right back. - Where are you going? Put them on."
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"- Are there any questions? - Yeah."
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"No problem. Turning it down."
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"Someone in Sichuan Province, China..."
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"...which clearly appears to be a previously unknown state of matter."
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