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Clips from Family Guy - Jungle Love (S04E04)

"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Lucky there's a man who Positively can do"
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"All the things that make us"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Oh, boy. You better watch out for the Freshman Hunt."
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"Yeah. That's where seniors hunt down freshmen and nail them with paddles."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Lot of people want coffee."
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"Not me, Mr. Reiser."
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"Peter, what're you doing? You've been out of work forever."
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"Really? You don't have any dirty pictures in there?"
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"- So what? So, I have some paintings. - Is this how you want me to look?"
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"What do we stand for? Who are we, the Goracks now?"
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"I can't even talk to you when you're like this."
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"Karen pretends to leave home for the 20th time."
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"He had some strippers in the studio. They sounded hot."
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"Let's see what you wrote. "Cowboy, astronaut..."
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"Hey Sandy. Sandy? What?"
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"Let's go, Stewie. Time to change your diaper."
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"I'm not worried about high school at all."
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"Okay, tonight's my OC party."
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"That's what I tried to do."
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"Hey, Wheat Thins! Take your top off."
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"I am haPPy, I am haPPy"
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"You bet. I'm starting my new job at the brewery."
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"Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning."
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"Yes!"
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"Peter, I just found this note in Chris' room."
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"No, that."
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"I am positive we know somebody who was in the Peace Corps."
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"And before you fly off the handle, you may want to think about it."
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"Tell the people to work together and drink clean water."
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"And by the way, the word "colored" still flies down there. So, get your fill."
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"Our air is clean. Our food is bountiful and our water is caffeine-free."
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"This is my daughter, Loka."
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"Hey, how you doing? Give me a word, any word at all..."
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"- I lost a shoe. - Don't leave me on phone with her!"
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"- Stewie? - Hey."
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"but Mom has kept me up to date on everything you're doing..."
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"Mr. "I don't have time for your Little League games. ""
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"Do you sell pants?"
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"- Oh, my God! - Hey, Meg, you seen my pants?"
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"Chris, thank you for helping bring water to my village."
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"I'll call it "Lou Gehrig's Disease. ""
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"I just have to remember to make sure this cap is screwed on tight."
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"Well, I guess the joke's on me."
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"Really?"
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"Mr. Griffin, we have different rules here. For starters, no drinking. Period."
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"Mr. Griffin, although I may not fully understand Opie's management style..."
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"Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?"
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"I would say, just go ahead and wear that tank top all day."
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"Chris, the festival of the harvest is the time of celebration for my people."
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"No one's ever asked me to dance before."
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"I wanna jitterbug"
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"Jitterbug"
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"You Put the boom-boom into my heart"
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"Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo"
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"Wake me uP before you go-go"
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"And take me dancing tonight"
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"I couldn't be happier."
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"Like when I worked in that lab with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew."
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"Agreed, Peter."
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"He met a girl. He got married?"
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"We'll be landing in South America shortly. Please buckle your seat belts."
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"Hey, Brenda, what've you got for me? Coffee?"
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"Damn, your ass looks hot. Is this thing on?"
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"I don't care. I want them to hear."
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"I told you, Peter. I never should have let him out of my stomach."
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"Everybody, this is my wife, Loka. We're married."
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"What if I can just move it an inch, will you touch me?"
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"and you've only spent $1.50."
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"to go see that piece-of-crap remake of Bewitched."
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"Because I'm tired of being treated like crap at work."
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"Hey, Pesci, here's a nickel. Say Yugoslavia."
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"Look closely at his sinewy muscular form and unusual vitality."
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"It is a thrill to watch him dig a ditch or lift a jug of water or ParticiPate in a hunt."
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"For God's sake, the woman playing Elaine is a high priestess."
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"What do you mean? Meg's right there."
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"I married this 11-year-old girl for all the wrong reasons."
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"Peter, I think we forgot Meg."
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"Then how do you explain these?"
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"And have my wife say, "Hello, how was your day?" That's impossible for you."
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"Okay. It's over now because you say it is. Way to go, Karen."
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"Then he made a joke about a negro. But Robin laughed, so it was okay."
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"Hey, Chris, was school any better today?"
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"- Stephanie Zimbalist? - No, Stewie Griffin. Who's this?"
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"I wonder how your father's first day at work went?"
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"with that musical rendition of My Left Foot."
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"My left foot"
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"Always gets me where I need to go"
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"- Hello. - That's not funny!"
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"The native man is an imPressive Physical sPecimen."
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"I don't have to take that from you. I'm the richest guy in town."
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"Oh, my God. You're right."
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"I guess you can't run away from your problems anywhere."
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"Actually, he's kind of been going overboard lately."
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"On the next ePisode ofDeadwood."
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"- Anything yet? - No, you?"
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"NoPe."
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"Next Deadwood."
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"Chris, what're you all dressed up for?"
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"These are my back-to-school clothes. I start high school tomorrow."
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"Man, remember how much that was, beating those freshmen silly?"
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"You're not serious, are you?"
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"Chris, I'm just as serious as I was when I saw Paul Reiser do standup."
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"What's the deal with airline food? I mean, is this stuff bad or what?"
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"Well, that's not nice. Those chefs work really hard."
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"And what's with those Starbucks, huh? They're everywhere."
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"It's supply and demand. It's the foundation of our entire economy, Paul."
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"That's what I want to know."
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"Someone who has time to fritter away, but not me."
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"You promised me you were going out to look for a job today."
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"Oh, okay. I'll go look for a job, Lois."
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"What is this? The latest Redbook."
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"Is she gone?"
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