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Clips from Family Guy - Jungle Love (S04E04)

"Them and their squabbling."
Family Guy
"Although I suppose they're not the first couple to have problems."
Family Guy
"- Did you have a nice day? - It was okay."
Family Guy
"You know, our son got into your closet today."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"Anything... Anything in there, maybe you wouldn't have wanted him to see?"
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Come on, Karen. Do you hate your body so much..."
Family Guy
"you have to reduce every painting of the female form to pornography?"
Family Guy
"Don't you do that. Don't make this my fault."
Family Guy
"It is your fault. I just want to come home and have dinner."
Family Guy
"- You know what this is about? - What?"
Family Guy
"This is about your disrespect for me, this family and everything we stand for."
Family Guy
"Suddenly you're Cynthia Gorack."
Family Guy
"That's what you want, isn't it? You want to be Cynthia Gorack."
Family Guy
"You know what, at least Cynthia Gorack's husband cares about her family."
Family Guy
"You solve all our problems by just walking away!"
Family Guy
"And it's so obvious I don't care about the family."
Family Guy
"I just killed a 700-pound tiger with a stick and a rock!"
Family Guy
"That doesn't make you a man, Gary."
Family Guy
"Here we go. Here's act two of the performance."
Family Guy
"- Get out! Get the hell out! - Screw you, Gary!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, if you did that more often, maybe I wouldn't need these paintings!"
Family Guy
"What the hell you looking at?"
Family Guy
"I say, anybody listen to Howard Stern this morning?"
Family Guy
"I think I'm coming down with something."
Family Guy
"Chris, relax."
Family Guy
"The Freshman Hunt doesn't really exist. It's just a myth to scare freshmen."
Family Guy
"Really? Oh boy, that's a relief."
Family Guy
"Now have a good day at school, sweetie."
Family Guy
"Freshman!"
Family Guy
"Help me!"
Family Guy
"Freshman."
Family Guy
"I got you, you freshman."
Family Guy
"I'm going to teach you the lesson that it is not okay to be a freshman."
Family Guy
"All right, Mr. Griffin. Jobs you think you would be suited for."
Family Guy
""warlock, more powerful astronaut, beer expert. ""
Family Guy
"Yeah. And I need something that pays more than my last job as..."
Family Guy
"Sandy Duncan's glass eye."
Family Guy
"- What're you buying? - Some breakfast cereal."
Family Guy
"No, don't get that. That's a bad cereal. Get some of the Boo Berry."
Family Guy
"Turns out there's a job opening at the Pawtucket Brewery."
Family Guy
"Wow, that sounds even better than when I got paid to take part in that study."
Family Guy
"The only one who couldn't finish the puzzle is the fat one."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry. I can't see what you're going for here. Let me look at..."
Family Guy
"Oh, it's a jar of preserves. Oh."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I guess that's what all the red pieces were."
Family Guy
"No, I hate it. I never want to go back!"
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, it'll get better. You just have to find your place."
Family Guy
"Worst-case scenario..."
Family Guy
"I'll carve out a niche as the effeminate male friend of the popular girls."
Family Guy
"I got a case of wine coolers, so we can drink every time Ryan seethes."
Family Guy
"- Cool, I'd love to come. - Me too."
Family Guy
"How'd you get the wine coolers?"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's... I just did some stuff for a guy in the parking lot."
Family Guy
"Does anyone have any Scope?"
Family Guy
"Look, you can't run away from your problems, Chris."
Family Guy
"I joined the Peace Corps and a day later, I was two continents away."
Family Guy
"- Really? - Yup."
Family Guy
"But 6,000 miles and all the dope I could smoke..."
Family Guy
"still couldn't separate me from my problems."
Family Guy
"And this was good dope. I mean, it was growing everywhere."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. This one time, we got so baked..."
Family Guy
"we ended up eating all the food the World Health Organization..."
Family Guy
"had airlifted in. Man, those villagers were so pissed."
Family Guy
"They tried to chase us, but let me just say, thank God for polio."
Family Guy
"Anyway, my point is that..."
Family Guy
"Is Peter here? I want to re-hire him. My new eye isn't working out."
Family Guy
"I like Pancakes, I like Pancakes They make me a haPPy Peter"
Family Guy
"Peter, you seem happy this morning."
Family Guy
"Like a dairy cow."
Family Guy
"Oh, yes!"
Family Guy
"- He ran away to join the Peace Corps. - Oh, my God! Give me that!"
Family Guy
"I'm bored with it now!"
Family Guy
"Peter, Chris ran off to South America."
Family Guy
"Well, where the hell would he get an idea like that?"
Family Guy
"Wait a second. Don't we know someone who was in the Peace Corps?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, who was that? Was that Beau Bridges?"
Family Guy
"- Do we know Beau Bridges? - No, we don't."
Family Guy
"Look, it's me, all right. He got the idea from me."
Family Guy
"I didn't do it on purpose."
Family Guy
"The kid's obviously confused. This might be good for him."
Family Guy
"People do crazy things when they're confused."
Family Guy
"Like the time my agent dropped that bomb on me."
Family Guy
"- No one in this town will hire you. - Oh, yeah?"
Family Guy
"Taxi. Taxi. Taxi!"
Family Guy
"All right, Chris. We're approaching your assigned village."
Family Guy
"Hello, I am Chief Oleki. Welcome to my village."
Family Guy
"Never had it. Never will."
Family Guy
"My son, Hidalgo. And my cousin, Vinny."
Family Guy
"and I'll pronounce it funny for a nickel."
Family Guy
"- Hello? - Hi, Mom."
Family Guy
"- Chris, are you all right? - Chris, buddy, thank God you're okay!"
Family Guy
"- Hi, Dad. - Hey, this has been driving me crazy."
Family Guy
"- Who was the chick on Remington Steele? - Hello?"
Family Guy
"- Thank you. - Chris, what are you doing down there?"
Family Guy
"Relax, Mom. I'm having a great time."
Family Guy
"- You people knocked me off the modem. - When are you coming home?"
Family Guy
"How's the food in South America?"
Family Guy
"Do the women there have exposed clitterati?"
Family Guy
"I'll be home in a month, after people have forgotten I'm a freshman."
Family Guy
"Well... Please, just take care of yourself, honey."
Family Guy
"Hey guys. Is everyone on the phone?"
Family Guy
"- I got to go. - Something's in the oven."
Family Guy
"- How's school? - Hi, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Listen, I am swamped..."
Family Guy
"and I think it's just great. Hanging up now."
Family Guy
"Boy, this place sure has changed since Pawtucket Pat sold it."
Family Guy
"So, this is where you'll be working, Mr. Griffin."
Family Guy
"Oh, and I should mention, employees are welcome to free Pawtucket Ale."
Family Guy
"We just ask that you don't drink during your shift."
Family Guy
"- That won't be a problem, sir. - Great."
Family Guy
"I'll be right back with your ID badge."
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, what happened to your pants?"
Family Guy
"Oh, look, who's here."
Family Guy
"Why do you close your eyes when we make love?"
Family Guy
"- Dad, what the hell are you doing? - Yeah, hey, buddy."
Family Guy
"I'll have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries and..."
Family Guy
"Hey, Meg, what's with all the beer cans?"
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