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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Dave Returns (S04E04)

"Uh, you can say that again."
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"Aw, Ben."
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"I said my thing first."
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"Actually, that's why we were at the police station today."
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"We're trying to get Chief Trumple's endorsement."
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"Oh, yeah? Hugh's a buddy of mine."
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"I could probably get him to endorse you."
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"Oh, man, that would be amazing."
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"- Yeah. - Thank you."
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"Excuse me. I'm gonna use the bathroom."
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"Uh, you mean "the whiz palace.""
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"Leslie calls it that sometimes."
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"I know. It's kind of cute, right?"
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"Yeah, that's real cute."
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"- So, how is San D-- - I'm still in love with you."
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"- What did you just say? - Nothing."
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"I did--nuttin' was said. Nuttin' was just now--"
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"Did you just say you were still in love with me?"
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"No, I don't think I said that."
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"Dave, why would you tell me that here and now?"
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"Because it's accurate."
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"And because he's not here right now,"
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"so I thought this would be a good time."
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"Can I just please talk to you about this for five minutes?"
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"No, you cannot bring this up at all"
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"when my boyfriend is here."
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"Okay, we'll get rid of him. That's a good call."
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"Okay, if we leave now while he's in the whiz palace..."
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"No, listen to me. Listen--"
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"Hey."
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"Whizzingham manor."
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"It's another funny name for the bathroom..."
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"♪ and shackle it to your heart. ♪"
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"- ♪ Catch your-- - No, no, no, no, no."
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"Was that a joke?"
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"Were you joking just now? Because if so,"
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"that was hilarious...ly awful...ly funny"
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"and really think about whether or not"
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"you want to be part of this?"
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"He's a gorgeous genius, people."
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"Don't question his methods."
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"Tom, am I to understand correctly that you are now"
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"romantically involved with Ann Perkins?"
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"Tsk. Oh, are you about to give me the whole"
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""she's a great girl, I need to treat her right" speech,"
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"- since you guys used to date? - No."
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"But she is, and you should."
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"I just had no idea, and so now I have to..."
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"Adjust."
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"Uh, how's work out there, Dave?"
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"Pretty good."
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"Caught a lot of bad guys, about six bad guys."
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"So you're leaving tomorrow?"
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"I'm scheduled to leave tomorrow"
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"on the 12:15 flight through Salt Lake City."
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"Oh, it was so good to see you."
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"- But I may be coming back. - How's that, now?"
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"- Police chief. - Dude, that's amazing."
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"You should totally be chief. You could endorse Leslie."
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"I would definitely endorse Leslie."
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"You don't have to."
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"There's a lot of good candidates."
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"I think I'm gonna take a little--go outside."
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"You look like I could use some company."
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"- What? - What?"
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"We talked about San Diego and about the six bad guys."
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"I think we're good."
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"I could take a little jaunt with you."
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"No, I don't want that."
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"Well, I'm already-- I already said I'm gonna go,"
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"so I guess--I'm a man of my word."
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"I'm gonna go."
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"- Take your time. - Okay, thank you."
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"Okay, honestly, how do you think I'm doing?"
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"'Cause I feel like we're getting along pretty well."
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"He said he's still in love with me."
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"What's that?"
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"While you were in the bathroom,"
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"He's in love with you, and he has a gun?"
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"- Can you just not freak out? - I'm not freaking out!"
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"- Okay. - I'm not freaking--"
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"Uh..."
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"Uh, it was raining out, so I didn't want to get wet."
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"I got some hot tea with honey--"
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"good for the voice."
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"I recommend you all try it."
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"Mine's really just a cup of honey, 'cause tea is gross."
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"Now, here's the thing-- we're gonna start from scratch."
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"We're gonna get rid of this whole sucky vibe."
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"I'm thinking we could--"
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"I was thinking, like, a crazy rock star vibe!"
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"Follow her lead. That was amazing."
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"Next thing, I want to hear how all of us sing on our own,"
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"so we can figure out where we're going wrong."
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"This is not an audition, so relax."
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"But if you don't sing good, you're out of here."
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"I think you sound like an angel,"
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"I think you shouldn't whisper."
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"but I have a few tricks up my sleeve."
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"I don't want to brag, but I have a ton of experience"
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"with women being mad at me."
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"- Let me hear it. - Okay."
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"♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪"
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"♪ take me out to the game"
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"♪ I just want to be at the game ♪"
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"♪ I would like to eat at the game ♪"
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"♪ I'd like popcorn and candy and the home team ♪"
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"♪ at the game!"
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"Boom."
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"And the check, as you requested."
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"Here's my credit card-- quick, now."
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"Oh, dessert's overrated and gross."
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"Dave, thank you so much for a lovely evening."
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"Oh, actually,"
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"Ben, would you mind if I talked to Leslie alone?"
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"Uh, actually, Dave, I'd like to talk to you."
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"I don't want to talk to you. I want to talk to Leslie."
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"Well, I want to talk to you, and if not,"
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"Well, then I'll talk to Ben,"
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"and then you-- and then I'll talk to you,"
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