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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Dave Returns (S04E04)

"Okay, we went out once, and nothing happened."
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"We have "cookie tush"..."
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"All right, let's do this."
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"Oh, my God, dude, you have to be cooler about this."
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"but if anybody finds out about this"
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"Can I at least change my Facebook status"
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"- Hi, - Hey, Knope. Wyatt."
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"and I'm trying to get his endorsement before he goes."
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"And frankly, they've donated"
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"- That the boys in blue... - Stop."
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"are heroes?"
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"So we're gonna record this bitch tonight,"
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"Uh, yes, uh, Leslie Knope is a female person"
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"which is-- that's in California,"
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"He's a really great guy, and he's gonna love you,"
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"This is on you."
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"If anything, I'm holding her back."
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"No, bad call. That's not the call."
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"That I thought of."
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"♪ Catch your dream ♪"
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"Why don't you take 15 minutes"
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"Tsk. Okay, great talk."
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"Well, I'm mainly here to interview for Trumple's job--"
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"Would you like to step outside with me and catch up?"
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"We have caught up."
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"he said he was still in love with me."
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"Oh, my God. Leslie, he's a cop."
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"I know, that's--I know."
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"See where her head's at?"
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"and everyone else sounds like demons."
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"Yeah, Ann's mad at me now,"
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"Chris, you're first. Sing anything you want."
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"- Check? - Yeah."
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"You like dessert. Why don't you get a dessert?"
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"then I'd like to talk to Leslie."
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"Well, I'd like to talk to Ben,"
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"and then I'd like the three of us to talk together."
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"♪ don't let it spread its wings and fly away ♪"
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"I still have feelings for Leslie,"
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"for you to go and try and win my girlfriend away from me."
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"- Thank you very much. - What--"
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"- what are you doing? - I'm doing that."
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"- You brought it on yourself. - What?"
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"and I don't respect her as a woman.""
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"He said that?"
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"Yeah."
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""ladies love a guy waiting for them in the rain.""
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"and it mattered to me that he liked you,"
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"and I don't want to put you through this any more."
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"I was waiting outside in the rain for you,"
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"Please, just tell me what you want me to do."
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"I-I'm sorry."
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"That was dumb, all that stuff I did."
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"Shrimpy or not..."
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"that you're happy and you're protected."
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"I'm very happy."
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"and then make a decision."
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"is so much better for this police department"
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"It's all right, boys."
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"Newport's just gonna keep on"
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"That guy's all about short-term solutions."
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"- What's wrong with you? - I don't know."
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"Trumple gave me the endorsement, which is great,"
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"No, no, I'm not."
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"Thank you so much."
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"- Oh, God. - Hey, Boo-boo bear."
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"What did you just call me?"
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"- Boo-boo bear. - Oh."
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"It's one of several nicknames I made up for you,"
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"and you can choose which one you like best,"
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"'cause I want this to be a give and take."
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"There is no "this.""
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"Wow, just right out the gate."
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""Winnie the boo," "Lady presh-presh,""
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""Ann-Berry sauce," "Annie get your boo,""
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""Tommy's girl," "Annie banannie--""
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"What are you doing?"
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"I might have misread the vibe."
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"Look, I told Leslie because she's my best friend,"
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"and they start jabbering,"
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"it's gonna make it really hard to know"
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"if this is actually anything,"
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"so just keep it on the DL, okay?"
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"I feel like you're embarrassed by me."
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"That is accurate."
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"to "In a relationship"?"
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"Definitely not."
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""It's complicated"?"
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"Whatever."
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"Am I in a relationship?"
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"It's complicated."
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"Chief Trumple, nice to see you."
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"Been a long time, eh, cap'n? Or Captain."
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""Oh, Captain, my Captain!""
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"From Dead Poets' Society."
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"I'm really nervous because I need this for my campaign."
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"And Ben is really nervous because he is afraid of cops."
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"I never break any laws, ever..."
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"Because I'm deathly afraid of cops."
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"Look, Knope, I've always liked you."
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"But the Newports run this town."
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"a lot of money to the department."
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"Mo' money, mo' problems, that's what I always say."
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"How about "mo' money, more protective kevlar vests""
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"- that save lives"? - I-I..."
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"Sometimes I say that, too."
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"I understand you need to think about it,"
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"but if you were going to make a decision--"
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"The guys are throwing me a little retirement thing"
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"tonight at O'Flynnigans."
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"There's gonna be beer."
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"So why don't you swing by? I'll give you an answer."
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"Weirdo can come, too."
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"- All right. - Let's go."
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"- Oh, hey, uh, may I say... - Don't."
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"Obviously some more than others."
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"Oh, boy, here it comes."
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"9/11."
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"- And we're walking. - Okay."
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"Listen up, people. This is very serious."
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