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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Dave Returns (S04E04)

"and then you'll talk to each other,"
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"and then we'll all three talk, then."
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"- All right. - So who's talking now?"
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"♪ Catch your dream"
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"Stop the song, stop the song right now!"
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"Please, stop it! Oh, for [Bleep] sake."
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"Ann, I caught feelings for you,"
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"and I want you to be my girl,"
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"And I don't care who knows."
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"I know you don't care, dummy. I care."
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"Let's not get hung up on who wants what."
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"You know what? I'm calling this. We're done."
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"If you want another date, keep walking away."
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"She's still walking."
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"I need you to know something, man-to-man."
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"in a womanly fashion,"
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"and I believe she feels the same towards me,"
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"in a manly way."
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"She doesn't feel the same way, because she has a boyfriend--"
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"um, me, and--and-- and--and we love each other."
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"That's--that information is-- it's not pertinent..."
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"- Well, I-- - Frankly, at this juncture."
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"I just said to you one thing, and you're "contraring" me."
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"I don't think that's a word."
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"I think we'd all appreciate it if you would just let me have"
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"three minutes with her alone."
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"Consequently, I'd like you to clear the area."
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"Okay, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna give my blessing"
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"I think that that's reasonable."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, and I want to thank you."
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"I want to thank you for having this talk with me..."
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"- Man-to-man. - Oh, well, thank you."
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"Are you serious?"
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"I've got something I gotta say to you."
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"- Where's Ben? - He left."
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"- He left? - Yeah, he said,"
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""I got somewhere I got to-- important to go,"
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"And he acted more effeminate than he does in front of you."
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"Just--look, I got some-- something to say,"
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"and it's emotional, and it's important."
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"I need 30 seconds."
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"Okay, what? Go ahead. What is it?"
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"Okay."
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"Romance--"
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"Hello?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"I have to pee really bad, ironically."
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"What were you thinking?"
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"I was thinking that I would cuff him,"
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"and--and then I could have time to speak to you,"
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"and then you would decide to be with me,"
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"and then I would come back here,"
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"and we would uncuff him together."
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"Can you just uncuff him, please?"
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"Sorry."
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"Would you look at that? Nature is throwing me a bone."
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"Haverford playbook move number two--"
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"♪ D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d"
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"I never thought I'd say this to you, son,"
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"but you may be overthinking this."
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"This song has to be perfect, Ron, okay?"
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"Leslie trusted me with it."
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"I can't come up with some brilliant political idea, can I?"
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"This is the only way I can help."
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"Maybe if I hit my head against the ground."
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"That's worked before."
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"Leslie is going to love it, I promise."
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"No offense, Ron, but what do you know about music?"
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"Mm."
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"Tsk. Hey, take a walk."
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"Clear your head. I bet it does you some good."
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"Ann?"
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"Boo-boo?"
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"I don't want to say, "I told you so,""
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"- but... - What?"
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"I was the one who didn't want to go."
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"I'm sorry."
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"He was a very important person to me,"
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"which is silly."
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"Let's just go home."
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"No, we're going to Trumple's thing."
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"No, let's not go there."
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"I don't care about the endorsement,"
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"You don't care about the endorsement?"
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"Leslie, let's not let your terrible decision making"
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"get in the way of this election."
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"'cause I thought you would come out and be like,"
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""aw, he's all wet. That's so romantic,""
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"but you didn't, and now I got the "sniffness.""
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"What on earth would make you think I would like that?"
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"Movies."
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"Oh, God, Tom!"
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"Why do you have to be so "you" all the time?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Will you help me get out of these wet clothes?"
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"- Hey, you want a beer? - Oh, okay."
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"If you're driving, I can't give you a beer."
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"Oh, well, then, no, thank you."
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"It's a celebration, man. You have to have a drink."
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"I'll definitely have one."
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"Don't make a mistake you'll always regret."
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"So, if you move here, I hope we can be friends,"
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"but I love Ben."
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"He comes first, and if you're going to act like an ass,"
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"I can't talk to you, ever."
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"Okay, that's fair."
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"You just-- you make me crazy,"
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"and I guess I'm just surprised that--"
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"you know, that's the guy you fell in love with."
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"He's very--well, he's shrimpy, and he's small."
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"He's smart, and he's cute, and he's kind, and he's funny,"
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"and he's got a great face and nice hair, and he's--"
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"Okay, I get it. I surrender."
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"I just want to know"
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"And he's not shrimpy."
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"A few weeks ago, a guy called me a bitch in a bowling alley,"
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"and he punched him in the face."
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"Oh, good man."
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"I mean him, for doing that,"
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