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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Soda Tax (S05E05)

"and he's gained 100 pounds in three months."
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"Consequently, we haven't had sex in ten years."
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"I-I thought you said"
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"Well, we have lots of other problems."
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"Well, ma'am, my original stance"
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"would be good for public health."
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"All taxation is theft!"
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"If the government can tax me,"
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"I-I can--I can do this."
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"Grover, give that woman her purse back."
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"There's a lot of pill bottles in here."
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"Been making some modifications to the pace car."
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"Speaker system, Mad Men bar, iPad dock, and bam!"
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"Orange racing stripe."
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"It's a perfect recreation of Han lue's Nissan"
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"Tokyo Drift."
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"Weirdly, so far, no one has noticed."
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"Why do you want to achieve this goal?"
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"I just want to get a good job for me and April."
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"- Yes! Keep going. Dig. - Okay, yeah."
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"Uh, I love April. I think she's awesome."
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"Yes. Love and family."
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"I had a rare blood disorder,"
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"and I suppose I need to feel"
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"like my body's in tip-top shape..."
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"Ah."
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"Great. You got yours, I got mine."
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"Guess what's in these boxes, everybody?"
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"Everybody chill out. Take a pizza break on me."
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"Ellis, what's up, my male? You grab a slice of 'za, brah."
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"Hey, dude, do you play Ultimate?"
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"Yeah, I play intramural at Georgetown."
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"Dude, so did I, in college."
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"Whoa, you guys should get married."
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"We should lock down some tight disc grabs,"
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"am I right, ell-bones?"
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"It's better than working."
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"No doubt, no doubt."
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"Tomorrow morning, pre-work Ultimate in the park."
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"Let's do it to it, my dudes."
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"Okay, anyone else?"
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"Yeah, if we put a tax on soda,"
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"I mean, what's next, income?"
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"Sir, you don't pay your income tax?"
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"Whether or not I pay income tax"
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"so good luck finding me."
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"I think we should tax all bad things,"
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"Come on, boys."
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"Okay, um, let's take a quick straw poll."
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""The soda tax is good and will help people get healthier.""
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"- So, about half? - Half."
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"I've got an idea."
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"you ought to lose your job."
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"Nice catch!"
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"Someone please tell me we kodaked that moment."
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"Yeah, rocked that scoober!"
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"All right, April, what's the score?"
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"1,000 to 7."
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"Good sportsmanship, bro."
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"Sorry."
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"- Andy, repeat after me. - Okay."
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"Run for your wife, son!"
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"Nobody. Nothing. Does it really even matter?"
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"Oh, hey, you okay?"
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"No. There's something wrong with my body."
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"I'm broken."
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"I need to go to the hospital and see a doctor right away."
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"Hey."
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"- Yikes. You look weird. - So do you."
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"Okay, well, I couldn't sleep a wink last night,"
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"so at 5:00 in the morning,"
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"I went to Paunch Burger for a pick-me-up."
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"I couldn't decide what kind of soda I wanted,"
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"- Disgusting? - Mm-hmm."
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"- How are you gonna vote? - I don't know."
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"If I vote for the tax, then I might lose my job,"
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"and if I vote against it,"
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"It's like I'm floating in this giant river of ambiguity."
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"I'm under a warm waterfall of uncertainty."
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"I've lost all of my instincts."
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"I'm lost. I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"I'll do what my gut tells me to do."
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"- Councilman Howser? - Aye."
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"Councilman Howser votes aye."
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"Councilwoman Knope, how do you vote?"
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"Uhh!"
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"I was always so sure of myself."
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"Now everything is different."
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"Well, not everything's different, right?"
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"Right."
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"Hey, Ellis."
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"- What? - Oh, it's--it's a--"
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"Hey, that was really fun this morning, huh?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, totally."
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"It's really good."
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"I mean, you're a-- you're a great artist."
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"I'm your boss, and you can't keep disrespecting me like this."
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"Hey, man, I didn't draw it. Your daughter did."
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"- What? - Her."
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"April's not my daughter. She's my friend."
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"The point is, she would never do that to me."
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"Sorry, Dad."
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"and I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"I'm sure you'll figure it out."
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"Ron, the people at the public forum"
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"said they might want to fire me."
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"So what? I've tried to fire you."
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"Okay, Ron, come on. Be serious."
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"I was not joking."
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"Here is your personnel file. See for yourself."
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""Above and beyond.""
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"Keep reading."
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""Request for termination"?"
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"You tried to fire me once?"
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"No, no, no, no. I tried to fire you four times."
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"What--you--me--fou-- four--fired--times?"
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"If you need to boot again, the trash can's on your right."
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"Hey, man, what'd the doc say? Everything okay?"
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"The tests and blood work came back,"
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