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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Soda Tax (S05E05)

"JJ's diner mug."
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""Box 1 of 12"?"
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"Thanks. Love you. Mouse Rat rules. Love, Andy.""
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""P.S. Please hurry."
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""I've been wearing a bandana as underwear"
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"I love him so much."
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"would definitely lower diabetes in this town."
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"Oh, and I have a great prop for the meeting."
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"This is the amount of sugar"
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"- That is gross. - It's gross."
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"Ah, councilwoman."
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"chili cheese fries, and one poached egg."
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"Our political differences aside,"
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"I know you hate feelings and emotions,"
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"How can I ever repay you?"
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"Yes! Thank you, April."
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"And obviously make sure the content's perfect too."
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"The physical exam is about three months away"
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"recently, many of the local restaurants"
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"have changed their "small-size" option"
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"That's correct, and it's great for the consumer."
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"Oh, do you mean the "li'I swallow"?"
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"with a new 128-ounce option."
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"Then, there is a horrifying 512-ounce version"
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"Well, it's roughly the size of a two-year-old child,"
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"I'm sorry, Ms. Pinewood,"
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"Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Everything hurts."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Andy finished his two-mile run in 29 minutes and 43 seconds."
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"I guess I'm proud of me."
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"I actually think you look really good,"
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"Who do you think drew it?"
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"do not respect or like me at all."
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"And everything in general."
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"Just fire them."
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"Listen, I'm having a problem with some of the interns."
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"Turns out Ellis is Congressman Murray's nephew."
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"Brittany's dad is Ben Bernanke's dentist."
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"So, new plan."
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"I am going to kiss their asses like crazy."
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"Ms. Knope, this is about consumer rights,"
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"it has 300 calories per serving."
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"Isn't that misleading?"
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"Thank you so much."
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"Oh, councilwoman, one more thing."
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"If your tax bill passes,"
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"local restaurants will hurt badly."
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"We'll have to lay off about 100 people."
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"No, no. No, no, no! Stop it!"
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"Okay, let's get started."
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"So, maybe you could get off your high horse"
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"Okay."
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"I want to find something that really motivates you."
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"Nothing at all."
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"I exercise because, when I was a baby,"
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"So it doesn't destroy me, leaving me to die alone."
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"What? Pizza. That's right."
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"We should play tomorrow morning in the park."
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"You can put those pics up anytime."
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"- Yeah, it sounds good. - Yeah?"
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"is none of the government's business."
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"Then what the hell are we doing here?"
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"Hold up green if you agree and red if you disagree. Ann?"
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"Half and half."
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"Thank you very much. This is very confusing."
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"Maybe instead of me losing my job,"
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"- "I run for April." - I run for April."
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"- "I run for love." - I run for love."
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"What do you run for again, Chris?"
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"You know what it tastes like?"
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"I might be betraying my own bill."
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"I'm just gonna have to wait, and when they call my name,"
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"Gentlemen, it appears that I have fallen ill."
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"Mayhaps, might I suggest that we have a re--aah!"
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"Can we take a recess?"
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"Well. your pulse is super-fast,"
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"Wow, I'm a mess."
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"Jeez. Do you guys know how to dissolve super glue?"
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"Ell-bow. Ell-chupacabra. Drinkin' coffee."
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"Oh, I can't do this."
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"Ron, my rock, my steady, guiding light."
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"O Captain, my Captain."
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"Did you get that soda refill I asked for?"
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"I need you, Ron, okay? I'm in big trouble."
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""Brilliant work." "Commendation.""
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"nothing."
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"Yeah, you should have been there."
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"I hope I'm not out of line."
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"Au contraire, mon frere."
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"You are a genius and an amazing motivator."
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"All my life, I have tried to achieve external goals."
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"of my mind."
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"No, you haven't."
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"but you're still you."
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"Are you gonna pull out"
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"some embarrassing photo of me from high school?"
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"Take this compass. All great adventurers need one."
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"Thank you, Ron."
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"And, listen, as far as this firing stuff goes,"
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"There she is."
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"Fine. I'm sorry. 15."
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"my enemies will become my friends."
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"Stranger things have happened."
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"- Hey, what's your problem? - My problem is you, Smellis."
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"Do it."
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"Andy and Lesile sent us care packages."
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"Wow, there's a lot of stuff in here."
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""April, here's something to help you remember"
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"Ah, that's cute."
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""Also, you are way better at laundry."
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""Can you please do mine and send it back to me?"
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"for three days now.""
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"Look, there's a picture."
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"Yes, and they're great."
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"Your tax on soda"
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"from soda, every month."
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"- All that sugar? - It's really gross."
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"- What a powerful image. - What are you doing?"
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