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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Soda Tax (S05E05)

"I've proposed a tax on all those giant sugary sodas"
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"so we can discourage people from drinking them."
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"I believe, with my help,"
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"Paunch Burger, Big and Wide, The Fat Sack,"
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"each and every American citizen,"
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"I went to Paunch Burger and got myself a Number two--"
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"Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe, hash browns,"
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"I also picked up a 64-ounce Sweetums Sugar Splash."
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"Damn it, I love this country so much."
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"Ron, I'm really glad that you're here."
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"as a city councilwoman."
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"There's something I need to say to you."
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"Please don't."
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"but I would not be where I am if it wasn't for you."
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"You hired me. You've always supported me."
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"Get me a refill."
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"Hey, everybody."
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"So, I've been going over your reports."
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"Let's try to be consistent with our fonts, guys, okay?"
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"of random font differences in these memos."
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"Yeah, people. Consistent font usage. Come on."
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"Times New Roman, across the board."
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"No Geneva, no Garamond, definitely no Papyrus."
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"Papyrus? Are you kidding me?"
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"There's no place for that in a professional office setting."
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"These college interns really need to be whipped into shape,"
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"but don't worry, because they call me Devo,"
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"'cause I can "whip 'em good.""
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"Oh, and, uh, 12 point."
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"13's just obnoxious. Great meeting."
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"Motivational brigade coming through."
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"Ho ho!"
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"So, you boys are gonna go work out together, huh?"
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"Nice. Whereabouts? Community college."
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"Eh, that's too far."
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"Chris and Tom offered to help me train"
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"to become a police officer."
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"So, I'm getting there."
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"So, I've got a list of everything"
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"to get into the police academy, and number one is,"
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""be able to run 2 miles in under 25 minutes.""
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"That's a typo, right?"
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"Anything is possible!"
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"Ms. Pinewood,"
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"to a whopping 64-ounces."
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"More bang for the buck."
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"Are we putting bargains on trial here?"
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"How could any sane person call that "small"?"
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"Well, if the customer truly wants a smaller size,"
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"there is an option."
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"Does anybody buy that?"
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"but they're not very popular."
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"I mean, for only a nickel more,"
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"Well, uh, Paunch Burger just recently came out"
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"Most people call it a gallon,"
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"but they call it the "regular.""
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"that the call "child size.""
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"How is this a "child-size soda"?"
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"if the child were liquefied."
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"It's a real bargain at $1.59."
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"but why would anybody need this much soda?"
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"It's not my place to speak for the consumer,"
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"but everyone should buy it."
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"It's so hot. It was horrible."
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"Oh, I'm going to die. I'm so tired."
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"Running is impossible."
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"Tom, now is not the time for criticism."
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"How did he do?"
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"No! I'm never gonna be a cop."
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"I'm gonna have to be a robber."
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"Oh, come on. Hang in there, pal."
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"I'm gonna drive around."
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"Andy, I'm proud of you."
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"Not because of what you did, which was terrible,"
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"We have so much work to do."
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"have you put the campaign pictures up on the website?"
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"Oh. Yeah. I started doing them."
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"And are you going to finish doing them?"
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"Oh. Later, man."
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"except for the stick up your butt."
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"Was it Nathaniel? Ellis?"
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"Man, I feel like these interns"
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"on the font stuff."
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"They're totally replaceable, and I'm their boss."
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"Uh, hey, Jen."
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"I'm thinking of making some changes."
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"Yeah."
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"Nathaniel is related to Donald Rumsfeld."
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"Every single one of these little twerps"
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"is seriously connected."
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"and if they don't want to drink our delicious sodas,"
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"we do provide healthier options, like water zero."
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"Oh, yes. Let's talk about water zero."
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"The name implies that there are zero calories,"
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"like most water, but in fact,"
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"The zero on the label"
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"which is zero."
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"If you want zero-calorie water,"
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"try diet water zero lite."
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"It has only 60 calories."
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"Okay, I think we're done here."
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"You're bluffing. She's bluffing."
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"Are you bluffing?"
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"The second your tax bill passes,"
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"this press release goes wide."
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"See you at the meeting."
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""Leslie Knope Soda Tax Forces Massive Layoffs.""
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"Leslie, you stop it right now!"
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"I proposed this bill,"
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"but the issue has become very complicated,"
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"so before I decide how I am going to vote,"
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"I'd love to hear from both sides."
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"Who'd like to start? Yes."
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"Yeah, I work at Colonel Plump's,"
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"and help me keep my job."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Well, sir, I may vote against the tax,"
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"because, frankly, I don't take job losses lightly."
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"No. I want the tax."
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"My husband started drinking those giant sodas,"
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