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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Military Miniaturization (S10E10)

"Well, it just slipped out. I feel terrible."
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"except that I said it on purpose, and I have no regrets."
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"Is it even possible to get this done in two months?"
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"Well, maybe. I don't know. We'll have to work"
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"12 hours a day, seven days a week."
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"Which means I won't be able to make Penny breakfast every day,"
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"was the only thing keeping her in the marriage."
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"I love your French toast."
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"Oh, thanks, man."
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"So, why did you guys even agree to the deadline?"
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"And you just let him?"
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"and the funding is substantial."
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"and I broke it by saying, "Okay.""
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"So I guess I won't be seeing you guys for a while."
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"Oh, looks like it."
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"Wow."
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"You're going off to work with the military, leaving me behind."
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"Now I know how all those army wives feel."
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"Would you stop?"
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"We're just gonna be on the other side of campus."
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"And right here."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Yeah, come on in."
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"I just wanted to apologize."
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"I know what you did was an accident."
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"For what it's worth, you're a great liar."
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"Are they gonna let you run it?"
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"Well, my boss said he hadn't decided yet,"
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"so I gently reminded him that he's an old rich white guy,"
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"who's not afraid to cry in front of a jury."
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"You threatened to sue?"
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"Hey, I learned a long time ago, when you're four feet eleven"
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"that's where you punch."
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"That's funny."
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"I learned something totally different."
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"It's just a research project."
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"The most important job in the world"
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"is gonna be raising this child."
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"It's all I need to give my life meaning."
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"Oh, that's so beautiful."
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"11 more chumps like you,"
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"I'll have the jury eating out of my hand."
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"I never realized this building was classified."
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"Wish we weren't so far from my parking space."
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"perhaps that's a good thing."
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"I'd like to reinstate the you-not-talking rule."
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"I guess this is it."
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"Is that a retinal scanner?"
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"Let's find out."
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"No way! Impressive!"
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"Leonard Hofstadter-- access granted."
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"I didn't even have to take my glasses off!"
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"It knows!"
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"Oh, oh, oh, oh, guys, hold me upside down!"
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"Previously, on The Big Bang Theory..."
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"Sure, I can meet with you on Thursday."
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"He was terrifying."
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"on that money-- I need to make as much as my wife"
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"No. You told me not to."
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"Yeah, drive safe. We love you. And give us a call..."
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"Oh, my God, it was me, it was me!"
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"- Hi. - Hello. And this is my friend, Raj."
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"this meeting's on Thursday."
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"Okay, so, uh, if during this meeting,"
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"This must be how you practice law"
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"in Boca Raton, by saying things you don't mean"
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"Someday, when I'm up on murder charges,"
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"you'll be hearing from me."
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"Oh. How was it?"
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"and the Death Star is from Star Wars, not Star Trek!"
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"Look at me! Listen to me!"
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"Uh, actually, I got you apple slices 'cause you're pregnant."
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"- Hi. - Hello."
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"Oh, Leonard's mad at me, so I'm making him lemon bars."
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"You knew what was gonna happen. Why didn't they?"
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"of presumed extinction."
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"Look, I'm sorry."
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"Well, the colonel said it was for the good of the country,"
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"He is so afraid of his feelings."
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"So what's going on with the research project?"
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"Do you know what?"
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"Maybe that's because it's classified."
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"The way you put away those lemon bars,"
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"Yay!"
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"That's what he said to me."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"This guy from the office just congratulated me"
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"I bet it was Barbara Chen in retrovirus."
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"Or in German, a Besserwisser."
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"God, I feel so bad-- I just lied to her."
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"my mom will be disappointed in me."
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"In, like, two minutes. Yeah."
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"that Colonel Sanders was never actually in the military?"
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"Behind every great invention is an MIT mind."
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"I'm not even sure that's possible."
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"Also, engineers aren't real scientists,"
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"about the baby every five minutes."
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"Well, I came to see how you were feeling,"
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"My boss wants to meet with me, and I'm stressing."
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"May I ask what this is about?"
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"when I told everyone she was pregnant."
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"That's the definition of being a know-it-all."
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"Anyway, this is Leonard and Sheldon."
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"I've been trying to figure out a way to get back at her."
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"Better. I'm an engineer."
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"Why would your Bernadette thing make me feel better?"
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"Oh, thank you, and I'm sorry I lied about it."
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"Oh, that's what Amy said."
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"for the next thousand years."
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"he lasted two days on Jeopardy,"
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"But, uh, my advice is:"
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"we cornered her in the bathroom and forgave her."
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"What kind of revenge is that?"
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"But otherwise,"
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"They made me promise I wouldn't talk."
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"has been rediscovered after 101 years"
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"Very well."
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"and asked me to please pass it along to Howard."
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"they can take the whole thing away from us."
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"would march in perfect formation,"
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