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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Military Miniaturization (S10E10)

"All right, we got a problem."
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"They want to have a meeting."
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"we'll never be able to sell it commercially."
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"Okay, Howard's on board. What do you think, Leonard?"
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x02 ♪ The Military Miniaturization Original Air Date on September 26, 2016"
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"on being pregnant."
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"You can't put that on Snapchat."
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"But more importantly,"
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"Oh, I'm not on the patent. I'm just here"
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"and whatever you do, don't sign anything."
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"All right, you were on Jeopardy."
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"she didn't know what I was talking about."
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"Do you think"
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"a-and now... I'm just balls-out terrified to tell you, but..."
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"Don't speak."
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"Well, I'm a scientist by training."
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"All you need to worry about is,"
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"Well, I ran it by some colleagues at MIT,"
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"and they thought they could get it done in four months."
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"without people congratulating me"
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"Got a minute?"
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"You believe me? Oh, good."
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"Oh, my turn! My turn!"
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"Hello."
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"I'm looking for Howard Wolowitz."
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"Hi... Colonel Williams."
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"O-Okay."
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"Caltech is fine."
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"Yeah, may I ask what this is about?"
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"I may not?"
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"Look at this."
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"Elon Musk has a theory that we're all just characters"
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"in some advanced civilization's video game."
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"So some alien kid spent his money"
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"What's up?"
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"Really?"
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"Oh, what did he say?"
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"He gave me his business card"
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"To a white guy born here, no."
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"If you are a brown guy whose name has"
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"a lot of syllables in it-- terrifying."
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"You realize if the military declares our research classified,"
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"And if that happens,"
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"There goes our big payday. I was counting"
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"so I don't have to try so hard in bed."
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"You do that, too?"
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"Oh, yeah. How do you think I stay this thin?"
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"We are on the precipice of becoming faceless cogs"
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"in the military-industrial complex."
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"harassing civilians, didn't you ever think,"
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""Hey, that could be me"?"
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"to a weapons system that oppresses mankind"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"I'm worried about Howard. Ever since that guy"
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"from the Air Force showed up, he's been a nervous wreck."
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"All right, we work at a giant pharmaceutical company."
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"Get him some anti-anxiety meds."
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"He won't take any pills that aren't chewable"
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"and shaped like a Flintstone."
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"You know, when Leonard's feeling anxious"
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"I make him take a long walk."
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"Does that help?"
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"I don't believe this."
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"What's wrong?"
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"You did already know, right?"
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"No one at the office did."
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"Did you tell anyone?"
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"She might have heard me throwing up one morning."
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"Every since she got"
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"Why don't you want anyone to know?"
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"'Cause I'm up for a major immunotherapy study,"
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"and if they find out I'm pregnant"
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"they might give it to someone else."
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"Would they really do that?"
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"Wail till I Snapchat that my friends might be working"
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"on a top secret government project."
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"Are you crazy?"
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"You know, maybe before our meeting"
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"we should talk to a lawyer."
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"That's not a bad idea."
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"Why? Because I'm Jewish?"
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"That's like me saying, "Hey, you're Indian."
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"My cousin does work in a call center."
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"And my cousin's a lawyer."
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"We don't need Howard's cousin, no."
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"We have me."
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"You're not a lawyer, Sheldon, you're just a know-it-all."
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"I am not a know-it-all."
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"I'm a person who knows lots of things"
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"and likes to correct other people when they're wrong."
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"How did you think you were gonna hide your pregnancy?"
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"I had a plan-- I kept leaving Dove Bar wrappers around"
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"to explain any weight gain."
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"Where did you get empty Dove Bar wrappers?"
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"From all the Dove Bars I ate! I'm pregnant!"
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"Try to keep up!"
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"I'm sorry. I-I have to go find out"
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"if my boss knows."
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"Well, whatever happens, we're here for you."
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"Thanks. You guys are the best."
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"I'm the one who blabbed she was pregnant!"
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"What?!"
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"I didn't mean to. It just slipped out"
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"in front of her assistant one day. I..."
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"I forgot my coat."
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"Oh! Here's your coat, honey."
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"Oh..."
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"Oh, but you did it so well."
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"That's amazing!"
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"It's like watching a sculptor,"
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"but your clay was lies."
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"Is that really what's important right now?"
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"I mean, seriously, you have got to let me scan your brain"
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"Give me a second to call my cousin."
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"First of all, he's in Boca Raton,"
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"which is better than Fort Lauderdale."
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"so he's clearly a smart guy."
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"Hello."
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