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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Military Miniaturization (S10E10)

"Fine, I'll put it on Facebook like a caveman."
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"Thanks a lot. I can't wait to do that."
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"Well, I married a little Catholic girl, so we're even."
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"Hmm. Well, I guess it's just gonna remain a mystery,"
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"Look, guys, it's just a guidance system."
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"right now, it's this big,"
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"At least mine was educational."
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"Access denied."
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"Not at all. In Star Wars, when the stormtroopers"
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"Sheldon, we could be contributing"
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"Can I use text-to-speech software?"
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"I'm the actual brains behind this project."
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"and she'll realize my brioche French toast"
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"and I'm a sweet little pregnant lady"
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"and eye level with every guy's crotch,"
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"Gentlemen, I think we are losing sight of the real issue."
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"Isn't that exciting?"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"waiting for a rat to die of anthrax."
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"No, but mostly, there was an awkward pause,"
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"Oh, had to go to a sales seminar on our new sleeping pill."
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"It's, "I wonder if her mommy knows where she is.""
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"How can I help you?"
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"Well, thanks, but you should know"
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"one of us were to, say, complete an oil painting,"
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"Oh, thanks. You know, I just wanted to get some work done"
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"The Air Force contacted me about our quantum gyroscope."
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"Yes, it's... this much less big."
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"Well, it was an accident. I am so sorry I lied."
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"Doesn't your cousin work in a call center?""
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"I don't see how a tax lawyer from Fort Lauderdale"
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"Thanks for going to outer space so no matter what I do"
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"Yeah. This military guy showed up at Howard's door."
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"That's such a cute jacket."
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"I know they would-- they did it to Barbara Chen last year"
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"That's not what I meant."
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"Allow me to Alex Trebek this and put it in the form of a question:"
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"Oh, you know, I also lied about the girl in the bathroom."
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"I'm Colonel Williams."
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"I can see a clump of bitch cells lightin' up from here."
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"hear them out, offer as little information as possible,"
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"Why? It clearly doesn't work."
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"You are a deeply silly man."
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"Well, you must have someone in your family that's a lawyer."
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"I don't understand why I can't talk at this meeting."
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"That doesn't sound terrifying."
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"on the asthma-and-glasses upgrade for me?"
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"That's super helpful, Amy."
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"Hey, Marty. Thanks for talking to us."
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"I mean, the first thought when you see me isn't,"
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"We didn't. Sheldon did."
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"Howard Wolowitz, access granted."
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"for this technology,"
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"Not really."
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"No, you may not."
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"See, that's exactly what happened to me,"
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""That's a scientist.""
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"Howard Wolowitz-- access granted."
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"Well, for a while. Then he comes back."
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"when you're being dishonest so I can see what lights up."
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"That's not what I meant."
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"a parasitoid wasp known as Oobius depressus"
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"Well, he doesn't say it's a good game."
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"Well, I don't know much about patent law."
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"the hearing aid, she thinks she's so great."
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"could be helpful regarding intellectual property."
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"It had to be Barbara."
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"Yeah, we'll do it in two!"
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"So, how is everything going around here?"
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"Am I allowed to exchange pleasantries"
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"and everyone's upset with me."
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