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Clips from Scrubs - Our Couples (S09E09)

"Actually, we were just talking about how you told Cole"
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"- I didn't? - DREW: Nope."
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"And since the only thing I hate more than entitled little pukes"
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"who don't pull their own weight is when people put words in my mouth,"
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"- Cole, you're back in study group. - Hells yeah, the boys are back."
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"Mmm."
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"By punishing her, I punish myself. Such is life."
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"LUCY: Sometimes there are no words."
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"We quietly do what we can."
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"And hopefully no one comes along and says what we don't want to hear."
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"DREW: Whoa."
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"- Whose tumor is that? - Art's."
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"- That sucks. - Yeah."
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"- How're you holding up, Art? - I've been better."
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"Dr. Cox tells me there's a surgical option."
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"I'm interested in that."
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"Okay. Okay, just give me a second to talk to Dr. Cox, all right?"
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"What are you doing? This surgery is risky for a patient"
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"half Arthur's age, and healthier."
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"Listen to me. This could buy him some time."
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"No. I'm right and you're wrong, and you damn sure are doing it"
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"- because I am your boss. - You're pulling rank on me?"
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"Good effort. Do well in surgery."
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"and we can all get back to normal."
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"Lucy, Lucy, Lucy."
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"If you want to be in this study group, you gotta show up on time,"
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"'cause you're letting us all down. Right, Drew?"
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"Dude, I'm just trying to learn about mucus."
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"Can we finally talk about the fact that you and Cole are sleeping together?"
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"Thank you, T-Bone, I would love to talk about that."
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"No, "T-Bone," I don't think study group is the proper place"
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"to be discussing who slept with who."
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"Trang slept with me. Never called me back."
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"Crazy idea. How about we just study in study group?"
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"No can do. I gotta take a walk to clear my head,"
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"maybe grab a Fruit Roll-Up, I don't even know right now."
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"Drew, why would you tell everyone about me and Cole?"
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"I care less about, except maybe this moment."
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"- And American Idol. - Cole told us."
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"He's been bragging about it for a month."
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"about medicine."
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"(PANTING) You okay? I just got your message."
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"You said you were attacked."
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"Oh, yeah. That was a lie. Look at these two."
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"Okay, I think it's time to wrap this operation up."
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"I need you to go find out who has the cart."
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"- You said you were stabbed. - How come you never get my jokes?"
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"We're losing him. Art, hang in there, buddy."
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"Start the neosynephrine drip. Somebody call Cardiology."
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"(CART BRAKES SQUEALING)"
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"Damn, girl, you can't just jump in front of golf carts."
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"- That's how gardeners die. - Why are you such an ass?"
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"You think it's so cool just to brag to everybody"
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"about how you slept with me? Do you know how embarrassing that is?"
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"Oh, you know what's embarrassing? That you're ashamed to be with me."
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"Maybe I am. Cole, you call my butt nicknames in public."
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"- What are you talking about? - Boomtown, Lenny and the Fart Zone."
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"Newsflash, PB&J is already abbreviated."
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"You don't need to call it Peebers and Jazz."
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"Oh, like you're so great?"
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"Okay, you're wishy-washy, you're obsessed with horses,"
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"and there's that weird role-play where you make me pretend I'm black."
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"Both. Look, I know what people think of me,"
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"and I know I act like an ass sometimes, but I thought you saw through that."
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"Okay? And I didn't brag about sleeping with you to seem cool."
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"I did it because I'm proud that a girl like you"
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"would want to be with someone like me."
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"Boom!"
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"Out of here."
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"Yeah, you're done."
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"- Haven't found your cart yet, huh? - Nope."
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"The school assigned us scooters."
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"What would it hurt, Captain? The truth is out there."
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"Fine, Frank. I'll apologize."
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"I'm sorry, cart. I'm sorry I scuff you up, I'm sorry I take you for granted,"
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"but if you come back, I promise I'll treat you better."
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"Happy?"
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"(SIGHS) Hallelujah! I'm gonna take these."
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"I feel a lot closer to you."
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"Me, too, but I need to keep this messing-with-people vibe going, so..."
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"Hey, annoying girl. My fault. Too general."
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"Blondie. Girl blondie. Why do you look so sad?"
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"- He's a great listener. - Why?"
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"If you saw your face, you'd understand."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Have fun."
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"Drew, I'm really sorry I lied about the study group."
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"It's just this thing with Cole is messing with my head."
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"I know he's a tool, but then how come I feel so horrible?"
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"Because you're a needy, sad, crazy person"
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"who constantly makes bad decisions?"
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"Just my first thought. I'm still working out the rest."
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"Lucy, can I ask you a few questions about your douchey boyfriend?"
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"Does he ever say sweet stuff to you?"
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"(COLE LAUGHS)"
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"Man, I never noticed what a beautiful smile you have."
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"- Yeah, kind of. - And when you guys hang out, is it fun?"
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"Does he make you laugh?"
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"Maybe."
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"Think about Cole right now. How does it make you feel?"
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"- You're smiling. - Oh, crap."
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"- I like him. - Yes, you do. You like him."
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"- You like him, you crazy white girl. - But it's Cole."
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"And as sad as that may be for you, this hospital is so brutal"
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"that if you actually find someone that can help you get through it,"
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"you're lucky."
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"Because here, everyone needs someone to watch their back."
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"- Absolutely. - Right."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"- I don't like Cole. - Yes, you do."
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"- Damn it. - I feel for you."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"(EXHALES)"
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"Came to get your licks in, huh? I get it. I damn sure deserve it."
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"It was the right choice. I was just scared to take it."
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"It cost him his life. We stole six months from that guy."
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"You and I both know that he would have spent most of that time"
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"You pushed me to give him a chance. You had my back on this one,"
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"and I want you to know that you can always count on me to have yours."
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"I appreciate you saying that."
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