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Clips from Scrubs - Our Couples (S09E09)

"everyone at the hospital seems to be coupling up."
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"LUCY: Then there was our dysfunctional mom and dad."
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"Hey, you. Next time try dialing down the acting a notch. Less is more."
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"And the winning streak continues! Yes, sir!"
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"Thank you for your help, Mr. Sawyer."
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"Denise, that was girl talk."
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"Look, I know that you've got"
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"but you just can't help it, 'cause you have to know"
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"Our presentation is at 7:00 a.m."
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"Why are you asking me?"
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"Trang, your dad owns, like, eight Hometown Buffets. Get over it."
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"and he was all like, "Yo, Cole, it's Boots. Let's go to SeaWorld.""
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"Dudes, I got to swim with a walrus!"
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"What? Hey, are they actually pissed about this?"
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"I know a minimum of nine million things you don't know."
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"You can travel in style,"
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"Oh, nice. How did they not see us stealing their cart?"
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"Frank, that cloud look like a cupcake. And that one look like a chilidog."
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"Lemon meringue pie."
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"Hey, that's why you gotta ask him about letting me back in the study group."
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"It must be nice to have risen up with each other, huh?"
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"I don't think it's particularly appropriate to discuss this in front of a patient."
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"but we don't want to let this candle go to waste."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"You would say that, you slice-happy knife jockey."
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"What the hell?"
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"that I said he couldn't get back into study group,"
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"but you never asked me that."
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"What the hell, Luce?"
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"If we don't do it, he's dead in six months. It's worth a shot."
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"- I am. Now, if you would please say it. - No, I'm too pissed off!"
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"- Those aren't the rules. - (SIGHING) Dr. Coxy's hella foxy."
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"LUCY: Okay, hopefully all that stuff with Cole and Drew has just blown over"
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"Stuff came up."
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"There has never been anything in the entire world"
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"- What? - We are never going to learn anything"
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"I'm fine."
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"They're totally falling apart, turning on each other."
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"Is this coming from Cole or Deshaun?"
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"I don't have the core muscles to ride that bitch."
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"Well, maybe if you just apologize to the cart, it'll come back."
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"I'm not apologizing to no cart."
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"- It's this thing with me and Cole. - Don't tell me, tell Drew."
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"Right, Dr. Turk?"
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"- You may fire at will. - Actually, I came to say thank you."
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"You showed a lot of stones in making that hard call for Art."
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"in this hospital, just waiting to die."
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"and yes, he's probably screwed over every one of you,"
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"Because I know it just started out as a hook-up."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"the following words and phrases. Crushing "it,""
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Man, I never noticed what a beautiful smile you have."
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"- Thank you. - That's probably just 'cause"
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"I didn't know we were about to get nasty."
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"Why do you think none of my horses are watching?"
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"I truly dig how nuts you are."
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"(BOTH LAUGH)"
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"Oh, hey, can I borrow your laptop"
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"to do those endocrine system slides for our study group?"
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"- What's wrong with yours? - It's super-slow right now"
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"'cause I'm downloading every Golden Girls episode."
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"Man, those old chicks are insane. All right, there was this one episode..."
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"LUCY: While I was pretending to listen, I thought about how"
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"There was Drew and Denise."
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"They were still in their puppy-love stage."
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"(GROANS) Drew, if I wanted to be with a girl, I could."
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"Save all the emotional crap for your diary."
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"- How you holding up? - Fine."
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"- You? - All good."
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"There's no way in hell you're beating me at Hands on a Coma Patient."
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"- So, take your hands off. Quit. - I don't quit."
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"I don't quit more."
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"Oh, no, it's his grandson."
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"- What are you doing to my grandpa? - Nice try. That's Dr. Etten's kid."
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"Go on. Get out of here. Fake grandson? That is some weak sauce."
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"Let me show you how the big boys play. (WHISTLES) Todd."
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"(TODD EX CLAIMS)"
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"(TURK GROANING)"
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"- What the hell, Todd? - Well, I had no choice."
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"He found a picture of Adult Braces Todd."
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"I can't let that get out there. Rock-and-a-hard-place-five."
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"As a token of my appreciation, I'm gonna come back later"
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"and smother you with a pillow."
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"Listen up, losers."
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"I'm tired of repeating the same procedure to you guys over and over."
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"I want two sugars, one cream, and only a splash,"
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"and I mean a splash, of hazelnut, okay? Now get out of here."
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"You are a wonderful teacher."
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"- I'm getting better, right? - Mmm-hmm."
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"Sorry we's late."
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"(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) Well, not we. We are not a we."
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"I mean, I know, yes, we're both late, but we're not, like,"
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"coming from the same place or anything, right, Cole?"
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"I'm gonna go crush a scone."
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"She told me you two were sleeping together."
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"You have broken a sacred bond between sisters."
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"Oh, no. Now I'm not gonna get to wear the Traveling Pants this week."
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"daddy-slash-food-slash-body-slash- confidence-slash-horse issues,"
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"but Cole? Really?"
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"He's only a booty call. I just... I can't stop."
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"what's under that pus-y, filled mess."
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"Call me crazy, but I think you kids might just make it."
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"You think?"
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"- No. - No."
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"- That was fun. - Torturing her?"
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"Yeah. We should do more things like that, you know, as a couple."
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"Yeah, this makes sense."
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"I know I do not see you in my cart."
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"Oh, your cart was in the way, so she was just gonna move it for you."
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"You can't just touch a man's work equipment all willy-nilly."
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"Do you see me trying to perform a tracheotomy"
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"just because I did security for the TV show ER?"
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"He and Eriq La Salle still go to the same church."
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"You know, the last guy who mouthed off to me"
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"has to permanently sit down when he urinates."
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"Joke's on you. I do that already."
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"Bottom line, touch the cart again and you're going down."
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"Don't know who she thinks she is. It's the Captain's cart."
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"- This could be fun. - Yeah. I'm happy for us."
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