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Clips from Scrubs - Our Couples (S09E09)

"Now I know exactly what it feels like to be in a Morgan Freeman movie."
Scrubs
"(SIGHS)"
Scrubs
"Hey, come here."
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"To Art."
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"(STUDENTS CHATTERING)"
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"- Cole, can I talk to you? - Out in public like this?"
Scrubs
"Don't be crazy. There's people around."
Scrubs
"Excuse me for a second, everybody. I just have something I want to say."
Scrubs
"This is Cole Aaronson, and yes, he's a bit of a jerk,"
Scrubs
"and yes, he loves Dane Cook, but none of that matters to me."
Scrubs
"And so, if it's cool with him, I'd like to introduce you all to my boyfriend."
Scrubs
"Nice speech. Nobody cares."
Scrubs
"LUCY: Some couples just work,"
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"no matter how odd a pairing they seem to be."
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"The common denominator is being there for each other."
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"Technically I was right about Arthur,"
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"so I'm gonna need you to give me what's mine."
Scrubs
"- Let me hear it. - Fine."
Scrubs
"But it's just because I'm a man of honor."
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"(CLEARS THROAT) Ladies and gentlemen, toot-toot tootie,"
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"Dr. Turk's a cutie."
Scrubs
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Yes, I am."
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"LUCY: In the end, you just can't be afraid to move forward."
Scrubs
"You're my number-one shorty, yo."
Scrubs
"Yeah, that actually leads perfectly into what I wanted to talk to you about."
Scrubs
"- All ears, boo. - See, now that we're officially a couple,"
Scrubs
"we're gonna have to start, well, changing you. Okay, boo?"
Scrubs
"Wait, what now?"
Scrubs
"Man, this is so hard. How am I supposed to remember all this?"
Scrubs
"While you're my boyfriend, please refrain from using"
Scrubs
"ghostriding the whip, hunting the big dawg, redonkulous,"
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"wrangle dangle, shtoops, the donk show, gittin' right,"
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"homeskillet, Broseph, Brosephine and sexting."
Scrubs
"On the serious?"
Scrubs
"There's another one. Also, substituting your name for words"
Scrubs
"that sort of sound like your name. Stone Cole, Cole War,"
Scrubs
"Pina Cole-lada... You know what I'm saying."
Scrubs
"Girl, I can't give this all up Cole turkey!"
Scrubs
"Why don't we just call it a day and we'll start fresh in the morning?"
Scrubs
"Sizzle."
Scrubs
"I'm mostly focused on how small your cans are."
Scrubs
"Okay, this is why I don't like you talking during foreplay."
Scrubs
"It's like having a scab you know you're not supposed to pick at,"
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"(THEME SONG PLAYING)"
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"LUCY: Even though Cole had been kicked out of the study group,"
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"I so am!"
Scrubs
"It's too risky. I'm right, you're wrong, and I'm not doing it."
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"- Now go. Chop-chop. - You said you were stabbed."
Scrubs
"Don't say anything. Please."
Scrubs
"Plus, you abbreviate everything."
Scrubs
"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"I've realized that I actually really like him."
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"I don't think I have to. You'll beat yourself up."
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