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Clips from Scrubs - Our Couples (S09E09)

"Now then, students, our next patient is suffering"
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"from a horrible disease known as Being-Dr. -Cox's-Bitch-itis."
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"You may ask yourself, how does one catch such a disease?"
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"Well, you do so by losing a bet again and again and again and again."
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"And again and again,"
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"until eventually the disease renders you helpless"
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"to say only the following phrase."
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"Dr. Coxy's hella foxy."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"When I play, I play for keeps. Bank on it."
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"Cole's supposed to do all the slides. Lucy, where the hell is he?"
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"Maybe he's napping, maybe he's training to be a pastry chef."
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"I don't know what his dreams are, Drew."
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"This is why I skipped junior high."
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"I'm sick of Cole. He's always running late."
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"And I'm tired of him asking me to hook him up with Russell Crowe."
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"Yeah, and he's always making light of my family"
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"for coming to this country on a boat."
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"- What up, nerds? - Cole, did you bring the slides?"
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"Oh, snap. No, no. Look."
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"I was just about to start, then my boy Boots called"
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"You know what, Cole? That's it. You're out of study group."
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"Whoa!"
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"he seemed to be doing okay."
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"Too much work. And I might have to study on the weekend."
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"That ain't right."
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"Hey, ballpark peanuts? You know something I don't know?"
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"Number 63, Art's back."
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"- Who's Art? - Who's Art?"
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"This is Art."
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"(TURK AND CO X IMITATE CROWD CHEERING)"
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"(CHUCKLES) Hiya."
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"Art's been slinging peanuts at the ballpark for 40 years."
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"He is a concessionary legend. You should all bow down."
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"I'm serious. Bow down. Now get out."
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"All right, who wants a key to a golf cart?"
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"It's right out front. All juiced up, ready to go."
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"like an old couple cruising the sad folks' home."
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"- Hey, how many keys did you make? - Mmm, just a couple."
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"Man, I hate being on a diet."
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"Look at that one. It looks like a turkey leg."
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"- MELVIS: Oh, a big turkey leg. - And a pie. A lemon pie."
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"I will take a key, thank you very much."
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"I would never willingly give you anything"
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"that was not some sort of fatal virus."
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"Whoa! Did you see that?"
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"I'm starting to get a vibe that Drew doesn't like me or something."
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"Oh, no. That's how friends make jokes."
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"No, trust me, I'm great at reading people."
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"Or we could let him come to us."
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"Then we'll be in a position of power. You know, like, "Your move, Drew.""
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"No, come on, please. He listens to you."
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"Hey, you're smart and nice and you smell like the beach."
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"- Okay, I'll do it. - Yeah, and not like the kind of beach"
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"with dead fish and homeless dudes camping and that weird foamy stuff..."
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"- Yeah, I got it. - Yeah."
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"Look at you guys. Chief of Medicine, Chief of Surgery."
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"To work with someone that's got your back."
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"- There's not that much of that. - Well, we get awfully busy"
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"with some of the doctoring around here."
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"I tell you what there, Art."
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"Before we do take a look at that shoulder,"
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"we've been having just a ton of good, clean fun"
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"with one thing in particular. Dr. Turk, do you have anything to add?"
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"Approprio maximus."
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"Dr. Coxy's hella foxy."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"I bought a candle to set the mood. Work with me, it's all they had."
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"Hey. What did Drew say about me rejoining the study group?"
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"- He said no. - Really?"
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"Hey, did you remind him I'm one-eighteenth American Indian?"
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"- Are you? - I don't know,"
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"but I always tell people that. Makes the white man feel guilty."
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"Damn, this sucks. I'm dying on my own."
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"Yeah, and I'm sad for you,"
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"Oh, babe, I'm not in the mood."
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"A trick candle? I mean, who finds these funny?"
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"(LAUGHING) Do it again. Do it. Yeah."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Once we get the CT back on Arthur's rotator cuff,"
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"it's gonna show the best way for me to handle it is surgically."
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"Here's actually what's going to happen."
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"We're going to heal him through medication and PT."
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"Right, physical therapy. The miracle of stretching."
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"It sure beats cutting Arthur open like he's a pig at a luau."
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"- Why do you always have to be right? - I don't have to. I just am."
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"Let's handle this like men."
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"First one to Winston Hall gets to decide how we treat him."
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"You're on. And go."
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"(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah!"
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"(TURK EXCLAIMING)"
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"There she is."
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"MELVIS: You stole our cart."
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"Now come correct about what you've done."
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"Don't make me bring the thunder."
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"'Cause once it's been brought, it cannot be unbrought."
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"Do you think maybe your cart wasn't stolen? Maybe it just left on its own?"
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"What in the name of Larry Holmes are you talking about?"
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"We've seen the way you treat that cart. There are patterns of abuse there."
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"- Yeah, I mean, the kicking, the insults. - Skipping maintenance checks."
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"Don't forget where your bread's buttered, Frank."
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"Clearly, the cart is reacting to an injustice,"
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"trying to correct an imbalance in the universe."
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"- Cart-ma. - That's the stupidest thing"
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"- I've ever heard. - Is it?"
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"You know, the "check engine" light's been on since May."
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"Just saying."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Whoo!"
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"Heads up, geezers! Oh, for God's sake!"
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"- I'm gonna win! - Oh, no, no, no!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"No! No! No!"
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"You know, it's almost gotten to the point"
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"where I don't enjoy beating you anymore."
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"That's not true. I love it. Right, fellas?"
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"Hey, guys, what's up? You out here scoping the ladies?"
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"I hear Rebecca B. Has sex with multiple partners. What?"
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"- That's how guys talk, right? - Not at all."
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