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Clips from Futurama - A Pharaoh to Remember (S04E04)

"More like three lockers and a sink."
Futurama
"Here we go. Here we go!"
Futurama
"What?"
Futurama
"Hey, now what am I supposed to watch and drink all day?"
Futurama
"All I ever wanted was for people to remember my name."
Futurama
"I know!"
Futurama
"Call a soft-news journalist."
Futurama
"- Yo, hot wheels."
Futurama
"Dearly beloved, we are here today to remember Bender..."
Futurama
"when he was crushed by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk."
Futurama
"Bender had a.04 percent nickel impurity."
Futurama
"- Who-y boy? - # From glen to glen #"
Futurama
"You're at my funeral singing about some dead stiff named Danny Boy?"
Futurama
"You really are a massive bonehead!"
Futurama
"Let's pick it up, people. So far it's been crap after crap."
Futurama
"Yes, there is, Bender."
Futurama
"the number-one thing I can say about him is this, and simply this..."
Futurama
"This is the worst funeral ever!"
Futurama
"by showing how bad my funeral will suck!"
Futurama
"Oh, stop!"
Futurama
"- of our great Pharaoh Hamenthotep. - Impressive."
Futurama
"You know the worst thing about being a slave?"
Futurama
"- That's the only thing about being a slave. - Attention!"
Futurama
"What we do is make you starve to death."
Futurama
"Bender, quit giving the slave drivers pointers."
Futurama
"- Ohh!"
Futurama
"Excellent work. I am very proud of all you slaves."
Futurama
"No. L..."
Futurama
"Pharaoh Hamenthotep is dead."
Futurama
"# You are cold and deceased #"
Futurama
"At dawn tomorrow, the high priest will consult the Wall of Prophecy..."
Futurama
"Yeah! Play those bongos."
Futurama
"reveal to us God's will that we may blindly obey."
Futurama
"We shall read things off you."
Futurama
"- Your words guide us. - We're dumb."
Futurama
"Long live Pharaoh Bender!"
Futurama
"This society is a bunch of idiots."
Futurama
"People of Osiris Four..."
Futurama
"please welcome a man who started as a slave..."
Futurama
"Yea! What? What did he say?"
Futurama
"I meant yourself to death."
Futurama
"Remember me!"
Futurama
"Too exact, if you ask me."
Futurama
"Ahh."
Futurama
"I wanted to watch you remember me."
Futurama
"Did you hear something, Leela?"
Futurama
"Let's blow this tomb."
Futurama
"How we doin'?"
Futurama
"Remember me!"
Futurama
"and that will outlive any monument."
Futurama
"Ooh, this is it! Turn me up."
Futurama
"They don't leave much to the imagination."
Futurama
"Actually, on a robot, they sorta do."
Futurama
"One puny human got a look at the robber..."
Futurama
"Describing him as a short, nasty, muscular..."
Futurama
"Yeah! Make me famous, big head!"
Futurama
"Caucasian human male."
Futurama
"This is an outrage!"
Futurama
"- Well, there's the material rewards. - You mean this junk?"
Futurama
"Whee!"
Futurama
"It's Bender."
Futurama
"Oh, fuff! Why bother remembering anything?"
Futurama
"You're just going to forget it five seconds later."
Futurama
"It's so unfair."
Futurama
"A debonair robot with a zesty, in-your-face outlook..."
Futurama
"doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela!"
Futurama
"If I died tomorrow, no one would even notice."
Futurama
"How does a nobody like me get famous?"
Futurama
"Hey, look! I'm stuck, but I haven't given up hope."
Futurama
"This move's called the Bender."
Futurama
"This circle's about free expression, not fascist moves!"
Futurama
"A blank wall! Fame is mine!"
Futurama
"There! Now no one will forget how I lived or my attitude regarding butt."
Futurama
"No!"
Futurama
"- Surprise! - Happy funeral, Bender!"
Futurama
"A surprise funeral for me?"
Futurama
"We just wanted to show you that you really will be remembered."
Futurama
"taken from us in the prime of life..."
Futurama
"Now let us each remember the best things about Bender in our own way."
Futurama
"Professor?"
Futurama
"Your standard bending unit is made of an iron-osmium alloy..."
Futurama
"but Bender was different."
Futurama
"It's what made me me."
Futurama
"If you ever needed a small package brought into the country..."
Futurama
"without a lot of x-rayin' and such..."
Futurama
"Ah, the professor's was better."
Futurama
"Bender, shush. You're supposed to be dead."
Futurama
"Say more about how great I am. And where's the cryin'?"
Futurama
"You people look like you're waitin' for the bus."
Futurama
"# The pipes, the pipes #"
Futurama
"# Are calling #"
Futurama
"- # And down... ## - Danny Boy?"
Futurama
"- I'm expressing my sorrow. - Get lost!"
Futurama
"- We're trying our best. - Your best is an idiot."
Futurama
"I croaked. Now show me some love."
Futurama
"Bender was a truly special..."
Futurama
"Louder and sadder!"
Futurama
"Bender was a truly special..."
Futurama
"Come on! Surely there must be someone here who knows how great I was."
Futurama
"Bender was my friend."
Futurama
"What? That's it? Who are you? You're nobody!"
Futurama
"You've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living..."
Futurama
"I know whose funeral we'll be attending next."
Futurama
"News, everyone!"
Futurama
"Today you're going to Osiris Four..."
Futurama
"to deliver this enormous sandstone block."
Futurama
"I thought something looked different in here."
Futurama
"Ah, very nice."
Futurama
"Much like the 10 million identical stones already used in the future tomb..."
Futurama
"You are now slaves of the great Pharaoh Hamenthotep."
Futurama
"They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go."
Futurama
"You are now possessions of the great Pharaoh Hamenthotep..."
Futurama
"bringer of the good aspects of the annual floods."
Futurama
"Incredible! This place is just like the ancient Egypt of my day."
Futurama
"for our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago."
Futurama
"I knew it! Insane theories, one. Regular theories, a billion."
Futurama
"We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians..."
Futurama
"such as pyramid building, space travel..."
Futurama
"Also Wolfman."
Futurama
"They worked thousands of people to death to make these stupid monuments."
Futurama
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