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Clips from Futurama - A Pharaoh to Remember (S04E04)

"Hey, you spend your whole life building a guy's toe, you're gonna remember him."
Futurama
"I think I'm gonna like it here."
Futurama
"One, two, three! Pull!"
Futurama
"Pick it up, people. We're enslaved here to do a job!"
Futurama
"Master, do we have to count to three every time?"
Futurama
"- Couldn't we just count to one? Or better yet, one half? - Good idea, slave."
Futurama
"Work faster... like this!"
Futurama
"Don't just whip with your arms. The power comes from your hips."
Futurama
"Like this! Ow!"
Futurama
"Yeah, remember who your real friends are."
Futurama
"I'll tell you who I remember!"
Futurama
"Anipsus! Pleotut! What's-his-name!"
Futurama
"Pharaoh Hamenthotep approaches!"
Futurama
"Hurry, hurry! Pharaoh's coming!"
Futurama
"Get that nose in place! Come on!"
Futurama
"Whoo-hoo! Viva Hamenthotep!"
Futurama
"And now I have a grand announcement."
Futurama
"No!"
Futurama
"Go faster? I told them, but they're so damn lazy."
Futurama
"No. I mean they are all free."
Futurama
"Freeloading off you? I agree."
Futurama
"He's whippin' angels now."
Futurama
"We commend the body of the great Hamenthotep..."
Futurama
"to the abode of the damned."
Futurama
"The damned good-looking."
Futurama
"Pharaoh commanded me to tell that joke at his funeral."
Futurama
"I'll always remember you, Hamenthotep!"
Futurama
"To equip Pharaoh for his journey..."
Futurama
"and the many goods he left in his royal garage."
Futurama
"Also, this bag of cats our culture considers holy."
Futurama
"# Pharaoh, my god king #"
Futurama
"# Are you still half insane #"
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"# But the years went by and Pharaoh died #"
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"# Susie went and joined him in the afterlife... ##"
Futurama
"Hamenthotep is gone. The time to designate a new pharaoh is at hand."
Futurama
"to determine Hamenthotep's successor."
Futurama
"- Whoo! - That concludes the funeral."
Futurama
"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
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"Can you believe it? Pharaoh's dead!"
Futurama
"Yes, tonight we are slaves to no one..."
Futurama
"except the rhythm."
Futurama
"I'm gonna spin till I fall down! Whoo-oo-oo!"
Futurama
"Great Wall of Prophecy..."
Futurama
"Free us from thought and responsibility."
Futurama
"Then do them."
Futurama
"You know what else stinks about being a slave? The hours."
Futurama
"The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn, at best."
Futurama
"It indicates that we are here..."
Futurama
"and our next pharaoh is over there near some... tents."
Futurama
"Those are weeds, jackass!"
Futurama
"It's supposed to be a river!"
Futurama
"- Hey, I think I know who the next pharaoh is. - Oh, Lord."
Futurama
"- Reveal yourself to us. - Behold!"
Futurama
"I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies."
Futurama
"It is he, just as the Wall of Prophecy prophesied."
Futurama
"Long live Pharaoh Bender!"
Futurama
"but worked his way up to lord of all creation..."
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"Citizens of me!"
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"The cruelty of the old pharaoh is a thing of the past."
Futurama
"Hooray!"
Futurama
"Let a whole new wave of cruelty..."
Futurama
"Hear the word of Pharaoh!"
Futurama
"Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion..."
Futurama
"that I might be remember-ed for all eternity!"
Futurama
"- Lowly slave, why are you not working? - I am."
Futurama
"Mighty Pharaoh, it hurts when I breathe."
Futurama
"The pharaoh has spoken."
Futurama
"Your task is nearly completed."
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"The great monument is finished, oh Pharaoh, and now... the unveiling!"
Futurama
"Remember me!"
Futurama
"Remember me!"
Futurama
"Does it please you, my lord?"
Futurama
"Uh, yeah, it's definitely big, all right."
Futurama
"I just wonder if it's too big, you know?"
Futurama
"I mean, are people gonna be remembering me or the statue?"
Futurama
"But, sire, we made it to your exact specifications."
Futurama
"Tear it down and try again..."
Futurama
"Wait... I'm really sorry, guys."
Futurama
"- Good riddance. - What about my service?"
Futurama
"Bender, I really hope that's you, 'cause if it isn't..."
Futurama
"We're in trouble."
Futurama
"You jerk! Why'd you have to drag us along?"
Futurama
"Did you really think you'd need all this junk in the afterlife?"
Futurama
"If I thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I'd kill myself right now."
Futurama
"Well, rot in peace. Fry and I are leaving."
Futurama
"Sorry, but we're totally sealed in."
Futurama
"Here, have a pomegranate schnapps from my private distillery..."
Futurama
"and start sharing fond memories of me, Bender."
Futurama
"What proof is this... some huge number?"
Futurama
"It's explosive."
Futurama
"and blowing this whole place to rubble."
Futurama
"No! You can't blow up my monument. I won't be remembered."
Futurama
"Oh, right. How selfish of me."
Futurama
"We'll just stay here forever."
Futurama
"Hey, Fry, remember that robot Bender?"
Futurama
"Bend-er? Doesn't ring a bell."
Futurama
"No, but I bet it wasn't someone who was good at stealing."
Futurama
"Stop it. Stop it! It's not right! You've crossed a line!"
Futurama
"- Hey, Leela, you know who I remember? - Oh, please let it be me."
Futurama
"That guy who used to bend things. You know."
Futurama
"- Me. Please. - Hermes."
Futurama
"If it means that much to you, blow up my statue."
Futurama
"Oh, Bender! When did you come in?"
Futurama
"Hold still."
Futurama
"Pharaoh Bender! He once more walks among the living."
Futurama
"I will. I will."
Futurama
"Please, just leave me alone."
Futurama
"Bender, I understand your desire to be remembered..."
Futurama
"but you don't need a statue for that."
Futurama
"I don't?"
Futurama
"No, you have your legacy as a brutal, tyrannical dictator..."
Futurama
"You really think they'll remember me?"
Futurama
"Absolutely."
Futurama
"Helmsman, set course..."
Futurama
"for Earth!"
Futurama
"- That's not Earth. - Oh."
Futurama
"making off with the contents of over three lockers."
Futurama
"- Bender, did you have something to do with this? - Of course not!"
Futurama
"Holy Spitz! He's sporting skintight Speedos!"
Futurama
"What's the point of pullin' the biggest pool caper ever if nobody knows you did it?"
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