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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - Resurrection (S02E02)

"Aren't you Lil Dicky?"
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"♪ Yes, I know That I'm a rapper ♪"
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"-♪ At the end of the day ♪"
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"♪ But I think It's time you knew me By my government name ♪"
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"-♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪ -ANNOUNCER: Dave."
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"All-new Wednesday at 10:00 on FXX."
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"And next day, FX on Hulu."
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"NADJA: So, yes, it has been quite a summer."
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"-We finally got a new familiar.-Yeah."
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"-But he had an accident and died. -Yeah."
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"-Left a bit. Left a bit more."
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"It's not even."
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"Ooh. Shit."
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"So we found another one and she had an accident"
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"and she died."
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"-Oh, fuck."
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"I had what is known as a summer of self-discovery."
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"I was being a vapor"
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"and I got sucked into an air purifier."
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"But apart from that,"
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"pretty slow summer."
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"And then the same thing happened with the next one."
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"I spent so much time at the DMV"
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"they finally just gave me a license."
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"I did what any young, handsome man would do,"
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"I went and bought a classic convertible,"
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"put the top down, blasted some tunes and, uh,"
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"I blocked the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel."
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"-This is gonna ruin my day, too, you know."
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"-And then the next one. -Yep."
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"NADJA: We've been through about six-- no, seven familiars this year."
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"-Seven? -Yeah, remember Joey?"
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"No, my dear, I'm not that familiar."
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"No, don't you remember?"
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"His intestines came straight out of his bum."
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"-Oh, Joey. Yeah, yeah. -Mm."
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"Not much new with me. I've been spending"
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"a lot more time in the upstairs bathroom."
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"But besides that, my summer's been pretty mellow and-- Ooh."
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"-There's this little guy."
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"Here. I've been trying to make friends with him all summer."
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"Don't be afraid. Come on in."
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"Oh, sh..."
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"That's the tenth vampire I killed this month."
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"These vampire assassins keep trying to kill"
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"Nandor, Nadja and Laszlo"
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"ever since they escaped from the Vampiric Council."
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"I'm doing it to protect my master."
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"But I can't tell him I'm a vampire killer,"
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"because then he'd have to kill me."
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"Guillermo, what are you doing?"
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"-Dusting. -Well, can you dust more quietly please?"
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"-I'm trying to sleep. -Okay."
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"GUILLERMO: I haven't slept in 72 hours. I've been eating"
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"these chocolate-covered espresso beans."
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"They give you enough pep just to keep going"
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"and just keep going, going, going and pretend..."
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"-Ah! -NANDOR: Guillermo?"
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"Someone's in here! Please don't open the door."
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"NANDOR: Did you make a messy toilet again?"
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"GUILLERMO: I-I did. I-I had an accident. Whoopsie."
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"-Well, actually, I just wanted to... -No, Master, don't open..."
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"Oh, Guillermo."
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"You should really drink more water."
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"♪ Don't sing if you want to live long♪"
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"♪ They have no use for your song♪"
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"♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world♪"
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"♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone♪"
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"♪ You sold out your dream to the world♪"
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"♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world.♪"
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"Anyway, that is all in the past,"
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"because we have finally found us a good one."
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"Topher, come in here!"
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"-Look at this. -Tophie!"
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"Your skull polish, madam."
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"-I'll be right outside. -There he goes."
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"Take care of business. Ooh."
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"NADJA: Topher is an absolutely"
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""Bob's your money" spectacular familiar."
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"And his résumé"
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"is impeccable."
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"LASZLO: It is. He is proficient in Excel."
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"And went to Lehigh."
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"Now, my wife and I have not a whore's notion"
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"what any of that means."
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"-But we like it."
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"Need any help with that, G-Money?"
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"Nah, I got it."
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"It's like my father used to say."
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""Never accept a towel from an Italian.""
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"-: Yeah. Topher. -Very true, darling."
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"-Master. -Watching you stretch"
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"your young body across that fireplace,"
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"-you know who you remind me of?-Who, Master?"
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"-Me."
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"-Bring it in."
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"-You're the best."
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"-NANDOR: Guillermo! Guillermo! -Y-Yes, Master?"
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"Yes?"
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"I dragged my cape through a street doo-doo again."
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"I dragged it for three blocks before I noticed"
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"and I'm embarrassed to say I dragged it"
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"for another eight blocks after that."
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"-Why did you do that, Master?-Well, I thought it would help,"
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"you know, drag the doo-doo off."
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"-Anyway, take care of it please. -TOPHER: Hey, uh,"
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"-you want me to fly in with the assist? -NANDOR: No!"
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"TOPHER: That actually is a-a lot of shit on it."
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"This is a good solo job for Guillermo."
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"But thank you for the hustle, Topherino!"
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"-TOPHER: Look out."
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"-Hustle...? -I don't think so."
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"-NANDOR: It looks fantastic in here. -LASZLO: Doesn't it?"
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"-I could watch him clean all day. -NANDOR: Yes."
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"TOPHER: All right, I'm glad to hear you say that."
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"Uh-huh."
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"All right."
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"All right! Bye, Bobby."
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