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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - Resurrection (S02E02)

"It's my little side hustle."
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"I'm a 0.5 percent owner in thisdope new line of hard ciders."
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"-It's called Doze Apples Hard Cider."
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"That's clever, 'cause it-- they're made with apples."
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"Apple flavoring,"
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"-we have to say. -Do Laszlo and Nadja"
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"-know about this? -Eh."
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"What they don't know can't hurt them."
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"-Am I right? High five. -I..."
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"-Come on, dawg. Don't leave me hanging. -I don't know. Just..."
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"-With our job... -Dawg. Don't leave me hanging, dawg."
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"-And we're just... -Dawg. Don't leave me hang..."
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"-I just think that...-No, give me a better one, dawg."
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"-I just think... -Again, high five!"
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"Oh, yeah. High five."
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"I feel like there's a way"
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"to be cool-- which you are, you're very cool..."
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"-Thank you. -...and also, respectful, you know?"
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"You need to let them know"
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"that you are worthy of being turned into a vampire someday."
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"-Which is why we're here. -To be honest,"
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"I don't really care about being a vampire."
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"I'm sorry, what?"
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"Yeah, yeah, I was very surprised"
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"that Topher does not want to be a vampire."
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"Who doesn't want to be a vampire?"
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"What are you doing if you don't..."
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"-What-what do you want to be? -TOPHER: I don't know."
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"Maybe a warlock."
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"-That'd be cool. -That would be cool."
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"That's, like, above vampire."
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"Alla-kazoom!"
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"And it would explode or something."
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"GUILLERMO: He's still learning. He's still finding himself."
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"He'll get there."
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"So, these are like money."
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"You go to any store that sells Doze Apples Hard Cider,"
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"pay for the cider with real money, but then,"
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"you mail in this card to the address there on the back."
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"And I can explain this whole process"
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"as I'm handing these out?"
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"Oh, yeah. Sometimes more than once."
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"-You know, if you want, you can drain me right now."
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"I'm, like, firing on all four cylinders, you know?"
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"You can crunch up as much as youwant. I can make some more."
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"I-- Yeah, I want to, Topher,"
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"but I'm having a pickle of a time draining you."
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"I know. I'm sorry, Mr. Robinson."
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"-Like, I know you're trying to bore me--"
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"-Hang on."
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"Come on in."
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"The stuff that you tell me is just so interesting."
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"You know?"
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"Sue me."
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"-Who was at the door? -I don't know."
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"Unbelievable. Topher?"
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"Topher, did you happen to let two vampires into the house?"
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"-Hey, hang on, dawg. -Look, there's a couple rules you need to follow."
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"-I know you're new, okay, but...-Sorry, just, uh,"
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"conferencing with this guy I used to intern for,"
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"this dope werewolf-- You might know him, actually."
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"First of all, werewolves are notdope, so I wouldn't know him."
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"-Uh, this guy's pretty dope. -No."
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"Look, I don't mean to be hard on you, but it's important"
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"you follow the rules for everyone's safety."
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"Do me a favor and stay away from the koi pond."
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"I think there's an electrical short from the heater, so just"
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"-stay away from it... -Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
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"No, just don't touch it, Topher, okay?"
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"-The electric guy's gonna be here on Monday. -Always works for me."
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"So just leave it alone..."
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"GUILLERMO: Yeah. I'm sad that Topher died."
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"Another familiar dead, you know?"
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"But... that's the business."
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"I'm used to it."
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"That's bad, right?"
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"Death comes for us all."
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"It comes for the bees."
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"It comes for the trees."
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"It comes for, uh, basically anyone from zero on up,"
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"so... one..."
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"LASZLO: Are you kidding?"
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"...two, three, four."
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"Put a cork in it, Colin Robinson."
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"-We're weak enough as it is. -NANDOR: Perhaps there is"
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"-a familiar killer on the loose?-NADJA: What?"
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"Well, I was just thinking, you know,"
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"if there are vampire killers,"
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"then why not familiar killers, also?"
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"There's no such thing asvampire killers, you knob lord."
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"-Well... -What was that, Guillermo?"
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"I'm just saying that it wouldn't hurt"
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"to be more cautious and alert."
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"NADJA: Enough of this!"
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"This is horse piss. We are vampires."
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"We can do better than this for our Topher."
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"Guillermo, dig him up."
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"Yes."
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"Please be respectful of his mud."
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"A necromancer is someone"
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"who can reanimate the dead."
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"It's a truly fantastical part of the dark arts."
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"And I happen to have a very good old pal"
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"-Wallace..."
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"...who is excellently proficientin the art of necromancy."
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"No, he's excellent, at the darkart of ripping you off."
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"-These people are shysters."
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"They're obsessed with the upsell."
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"I'm sure his hut is around here somewhere."
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"It's a classic necromancer scam."
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""Meet me at my hut." What bloody hut?"
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"There it is. I'm certain of it."
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"Look at all those pale, desperate wretches"
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"scurrying around in the moonlight."
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"It's a performing arts school."
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"COLIN: Hey, a high school production of Thornton Wilder's"
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"Our Townwith a Q and A afterwards."
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"-Don't mind if I do. Yum, yum. -WALLACE: You seek"
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"the necromancer?"
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"LASZLO: What the...?"
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