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Clips from Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

"Boyfriend?"
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"Hey, you guys want to see my video?"
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"- It's pretty cool, I guess. - Oh."
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"Man, I wish I could go back in time."
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"I'd take state."
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"Napoleon, like anyone can even know that."
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"You know what, Napoleon? You can leave."
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"You guys are retarded."
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"Hah!"
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"Hey, check that out."
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"No. Not really."
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"- Why is that? - Well..."
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"she's jealous."
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"Says I'm livin' too much in '82."
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"What about your girlfriend?"
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"Well, things are gettin' pretty serious right now."
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"I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day..."
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"She's, uh... She's got sandy blonde hair."
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"She's, uh, pretty-look..."
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"pretty good-looking face, but..."
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"because, I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet."
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"Hey, you know..."
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"I got a little project..."
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"that we might be able to make a little moola with."
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"Really? That sounds pretty good."
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"Have you ever heard of nylon polymer?"
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"- Are you serious? - I'm dead serious."
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"That's what I'm talkin' about."
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"Yeah. If coach would've put me in fourth quarter..."
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"I'd have gone pro... in a heartbeat."
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"I'd be makin' millions of dollars and..."
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"Y- You ever come across anything like time travel?"
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"Easy."
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"Right on."
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"I don't think so. Why?"
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"Hey, Summer, you want to play me?"
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"- What are you drawing? - A liger."
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"It's pretty much my favorite animal."
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"Hmm."
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"Where's your friend?"
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"Neither did I."
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"- Do you need a ride? - No."
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"I missed the bus today, but my uncle's coming to get me."
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"just a little bit east of the cemetery is a good little area right here."
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"We should do it there. Don't go down here, 'cause they don't have any money."
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"So, how long are we talkin'about workin'?"
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"What are you... You're already losing your steam?"
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"I gotta be back here by then."
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"Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room?"
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"Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe."
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"Maybe not. I don't know."
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"You... You pay the bills for that?"
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"Does that cost money every time you're on, like for minutes on the phone?"
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"She gets kind of pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long."
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"I'll bet she does. I'd be throwin' you out the window."
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"- I'm one of Pedro's best friends. - Your name is Napoleon?"
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"Yes. Is Pedro there?"
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"No, he's not here right now."
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"Okay, bye."
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"Yes!"
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"First off, I'm concerned about your transportation situation."
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"Well, that's the problem right now."
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"You can borrow my van for the time being. I... I do better on foot anyway."
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"We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers."
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"How about some gold bracelets?"
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"We need, like, some name tags..."
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"I mean, we gotta look legit, man."
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"Okay."
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"Turn your head on more of a slant."
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"Now, just imagine you're weightless."
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"Uh, you did it?"
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"Wow. Wow, that felt really relaxed."
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"You're up, Kip."
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"Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?"
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"- Where have you been? - I got sick."
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"Well, she said no."
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"She did?"
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"- Well, what about that other girl? - What other girl?"
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"- The one that left all that crap on your porch. - You mean Deb?"
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"- Yes, her. - What about her?"
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"Well, nobody's gonna go out with me."
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"- I don't even have any good skills. - What do you mean?"
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"You know, like..."
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"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
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"Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like..."
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"animals and warriors and stuff?"
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"Yes."
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"Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out..."
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"Now, if you invest in the 24-piece set..."
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"I'm gonna throw in a little gift."
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"So, what's the gift?"
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"I bet you folks don't have one of these."
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"These are some serious "NuPont" fiber-woven bowls."
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"the mini sailboat is included?"
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"That's correct, sir."
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"Lance, you look like a strong young pup."
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"Can't."
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"how does the "dealio" sound to you?"
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"- Is Trisha here? - Oh, I'm sorry, she's not."
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"- She's at a friend's house right now. - Well, hey, Napoleon."
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"- Napoleon's my nephew. - Oh, that's nice."
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"- I certainly could. - Thanks."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Yeah, he's a tender little guy. He still gets beat up and whatnot."
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"so we still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, 32-piece set here?"
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"- Ow! - What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house?"
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"Napoleon, let go of me! I think you're bruisin' my neck meat!"
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"What the heck are you guys doin'?"
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"Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin' idiot?"
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"I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico."
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"- I did? - Yeah, is it bleeding?"
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"Hey, Kip."
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"I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon."
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"I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up."
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"I'm gonna tell you somethin'. While you're playin' patty-cake with your friend Pedro..."
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"your Uncle Rico... is makin' 120 bucks."
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"I could make that much money in five seconds."
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"Why don't you go eat a "decroded" piece of crap."
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"There's a lot more where this came from..."
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"if you go to the dance with me."
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