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Clips from Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

"You know you're gonna go to that dance with that boy."
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"By noon I need them 8,000 hens moved into their new cages."
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"Do the chickens have large talons?"
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"- Do they have what? - Large talons."
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"I don't understand a word you just said."
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"Okay, you meet me back here about noon, and, uh..."
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"Well, dig in."
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"Over there, in that pigpen..."
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"Can't find my checkbook. Hope you don't mind I pay you in change."
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"Six dollars."
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"That's, like, a dollar an hour."
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"Hello?"
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"- Can I talk to him? - You already are."
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"Oh."
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"I'm just calling to tell you that..."
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"It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."
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"Yeah, it's really... nice."
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"Yeah, well, I'll probably pick you up at 6:00 for the dance."
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"- Is that okay? - That's fine."
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"- Who was that? - Trisha."
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"- Who's she? - My woman I'm takin' to the dance."
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"- You draw her a picture? - Heck, yes, I did!"
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"Well, what are you going to wear to the dance?"
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"Just, like, a silk shirt or something."
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"But you should probably get a suit."
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"Pedro, how do you feel about that one?"
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"That suit, it's... It's incredible."
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"Where to?"
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"- You takin' my client's daughter? - Yes."
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"We need to pick her up too."
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"Can't you take me and then drop me off when you're done or whatever?"
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"Well, I'll be back in a minute."
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"Don't disturb me while I'm in there."
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"So you guys are, like, Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?"
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"SimÛn."
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"Is Trisha here?"
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"Who's that in my driveway?"
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"When did you get here?"
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"Just a couple minutes ago."
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"Have you guys seen Trisha anywhere?"
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"No."
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"Oh."
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"Are you guys having a killer time?"
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"I like your sleeves. They're real big."
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"Thank you."
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"So you and Pedro are getting really serious now?"
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"We're just friends."
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"Huh."
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"How your glamour shots been going lately?"
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"if you wanted to come over."
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"Heck, yes. I'd vote for you."
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"Plus you're, like, the only guy at school who has a mustache."
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"If you need to use any of my skills, I can do whatever you want."
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"Thanks."
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"If I win, you can be my secretary or something."
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"Is that yours?"
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"Don't touch it. It's Uncle Rico's."
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"What's it for?"
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"It's a time machine, Napoleon. He bought it online."
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"- Yeah, right. - It works, Napoleon. You don't even know."
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"Have you guys tried it yet?"
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"No."
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"- So, are you ready? - Yeah. Hold on."
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"Okay, turn it on."
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"It's a piece of crap. It doesn't work."
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"Well, I could've told you that."
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"I-I said the 12 pack, not the 24 pack."
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"You're just gonna have to mix and match."
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"Well, put it back."
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"You think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back."
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"We can use a little of this. I can tell you that."
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"- That's correct. - Yes!"
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"- Correct. - Yes!"
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"They're pretty good except for one little problem."
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"A good dairy cow should have, like, four."
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"Vote for Summer. Thanks."
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"Yeah. Vote for Summer."
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"Hi. Vote for Summer."
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"Hi, ladies. Vote for Summer. You guys voting?"
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"It seems pretty good to me."
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"You don't feel like your head is burning or... or anything?"
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"I'm gonna go home and lay down."
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"Okay. See ya."
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"- Vote for Summer. - Yeah, right."
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"- I'm not votin' for her. - Then who are you gonna vote for?"
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"Hey. Vote for Summer."
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"Oh, I wrote him an e-mail, sayin' I'm gonna contact the authorities..."
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"if I don't get a refund in full."
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"Don't you ever wish you could go back..."
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"I guess so."
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"Well, I'll tell you somethin' right now. You'd find your soul mate."
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"- I've already got a soul mate. - Oh, yeah. What's her name again?"
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"She's flyin' out from Detroit for a few days."
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"Well, what about work? Well, haven't... haven't you studied up on the new product?"
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"- Yes. - Well, do you know it backwards and front?"
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"Basically."
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"Hey. I did some drawings for the flyers."
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"Why do you got your hood on like that?"
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"Well, when I came home from school, my head started to get really hot."
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"So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing."
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"So I laid in the bathtub for a while..."
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"but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head so hot."
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"So I went into my kitchen, and I shaved it all off."
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"I know what you mean."
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"That one's good. Looks like a medieval warrior."
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"Sorry."
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"I think this matches your season, Pedro."
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"- Vote for Pedro. - Vote for Pedro."
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"- Vote for Pedro. - Vote for me."
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"- Vote for Pedro. - Vote for Pedro."
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"- Vote for Pedro. Vote for Pedro. - Vote for... Pedro."
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"I don't have... Stop."
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"- Don't. Stop. Stop. - I'll do this to you."
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"Don't. Ow."
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"- How's your neck? - Stings."
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"That's too bad."
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"- Hey, let me borrow your bike. - No."
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"- Come on. I'll give you some chips. - No."
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"- Yeah. - You remember me?"
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"I'm a friend of your mom's. I'm... I'm Napoleon's uncle. Uncle Rico."
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