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Clips from Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

"What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?"
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"Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"..."
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"placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness..."
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"to blow Nessie out of the water."
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"Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance..."
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"summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards..."
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"to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents..."
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"Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do all last summer again?"
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"- What kind of gun did you use? - A frickin' 12-gauge. What do you think?"
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"- Is there anything wrong? - I don't feel very good."
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"- Hi. - Is Grandma there?"
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"No, she's getting her hair done."
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"- What do you need? - Can you just go get her for me?"
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"- I'm really busy right now. - Well, just tell her to come get me."
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"- Well, have you talked to the school nurse? - No, she doesn't know anything."
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"- What? - Can you bring me my ChapStick?"
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"- No, Napoleon. - But my lips hurt real bad."
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"I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko."
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"See ya."
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"David Dempke, please come to the offiice."
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"- David Dempke. - You do understand English?"
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"Napoleon, this is Pedro."
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"Would you mind showing him where his locker is?"
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"Sure. Come on."
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"You know, there's, like, a buttload of gangs at this school."
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"This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff."
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"Dang!"
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"You got shocks, pegs."
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"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
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"Can I try it really quick?"
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"I love the way..."
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"To me it's like a lullaby."
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"like a kite tied to a stake."
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"Kip hasn't done flipping anything today."
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"Look, tonight me and your... Kip, listen!"
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"What?"
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"Tonight me and your aunt are gonna go visit some friends..."
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"and we're not gonna be back till tomorrow."
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"We're gettin' low on steak, so I got Lyle comin' over tomorrow to take care of it."
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"- Well, what's there to eat? - Knock it off, Napoleon."
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"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
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"Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time."
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"- Try and hit me, Napoleon. - What?"
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"I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me."
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"Such an idiot."
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"Let me see what your best move is."
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"I'll go get it."
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"This is a girl."
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"Because for a limited time only..."
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"glamour shots by Deb are 75% off."
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"I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral."
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"Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts."
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"founder of the Rex Kwon Do Self-Defense System."
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"After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself..."
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"with the strength of a grizzly..."
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"In here we have some boondoggle key chains."
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"Well, is anyone else here?"
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"Tina, eat. Eat the food."
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"It'd be nice if you could pull me into town."
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"you will learn a system of self-defense..."
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"that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Octagon."
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"It's called Rex Kwon Do!"
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"I need a volunteer."
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"Grab my arm. The other arm."
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"My other arm."
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"Break the wrist, walk away."
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"It's just that simple. Now, I want you to kick me."
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"Come on. Kick me."
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"- Ouch. - Okay. You'll block it every time."
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"Now, in addition to what you just saw..."
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"if you study with my eight-week program, you're gonna learn these things."
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"Rex Kwon Do, we use the buddy system."
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"No more flyin'solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times.!"
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"Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image."
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"because I dress like Peter Pan here?"
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"Take a look at what I'm wearing, people."
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"Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face..."
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"while I'm wearin' these bad boys?"
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"Forget about it. Last off..."
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"my students will learn about self-respect."
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"Forget about it.!"
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"Now, for only $300, you can sign up right now..."
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"for my eight-week program."
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"So me and you are pretty much friends by now, right?"
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"Yes."
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"So, you got my back and everything?"
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"Never mind."
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"Who you gonna ask?"
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"That girl over there."
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"was gonna fly out here for the dance..."
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"but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now."
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"Is she hot?"
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"See for yourself."
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"Wow."
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"Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year."
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"A couple of days."
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"I wish I could grow one."
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"Are you gonna eat your Tots?"
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"Can I have 'em?"
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"She came over to my house the other day."
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"- Why? - I don't know..."
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"but she left all this crap on my porch."
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"Do you dare me to go talk to her?"
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"Sure."
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"You should probably come get it 'cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore."
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"Where's your locker?"
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"Hey, can I have one of your key chains?"
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"Hello?"
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"Napoleon, give me some of your Tots."
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"- No, go find your own. - Come on. Give me some of your Tots."
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"No. I'm freakin' starved. I didn't get to eat anything today."
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"Gross."
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"Freakin' idiot!"
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"Your grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today, broke her coccyx."
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"What? Since when does she go to the dunes?"
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"Looks like there's a lot you don't know about her."
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"- So, when's Grandma coming back? - I don't know."
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"Well, Kip is, like, 32 years old."
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"What the flip was Grandma doin'at the sand dunes?"
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"She was on a date... with her boyfriend."
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