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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Pilot (S01E01)

"That's why I have my gang to protect me."
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"SHRUB: Kelly has this group of seventh-grade kids"
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"she hangs out with, and this, like,"
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"freakishly big one from fifth."
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"Okay, all I want is it to look like it's chairs in a circle"
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"and everything else cleared out."
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"Does that make sense?"
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"And let's just get better at knowing my needs a little bit."
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"KELLY: So his real name's actually Lloyd."
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"Yeah, after my dad."
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"Yeah, his dad drank a lot of Busch beer,"
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"so they started calling him Busch."
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"Yeah, and so they started calling me Shrub,"
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"for, like, a little bush."
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"But, like, he left when I was a baby, so..."
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"Yeah, but I bet he still drinks beer."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey! Screw you too!"
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"KELLY: Hey, Big Mandy. What's goin' on?"
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"You know that blind guy that lives up the road?"
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"-Blind Billy? -Just walked right into me."
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"Almost knocked off Colin's scare 'fro."
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"KELLY: You doin' the scarecrow contest?"
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"No skillet toss?"
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"Of course I'm doin' the skillet toss."
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"KELLY: Okay."
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"Big Mandy's a lot."
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"Who's a lot?"
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"-B--Blind Billy. -MANDY: Yeah, he is."
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"-Seriously, such a weirdo. -So..."
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"Who's a weirdo?"
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"Sh--Shrub."
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"(chuckles) Yeah, no kiddin'."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Crazy. What?"
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"That's..."
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"Damn right, I am!"
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"(whispering) She has good hearing."
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"(laughter)"
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"(big band music)"
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"FATHER JOE: This is one of the things"
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"that I love about Flatch."
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"They are really into their festivals."
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"This guy! This guy's a legend!"
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"Okay, simmer down, guys."
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"-Legend in the hizz-ouse! -Bad touch, don't do that."
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"Tell them about the time when we drank"
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"all the cherry wine coolers!"
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"Yeah, he had to take us to get our stomachs pumped!"
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"-Yeah, that wasn't funny. -Oh, but it was!"
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"-It was very scary. -He loves golf."
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"I do. I do enjoy golf."
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"Yes, and Chris Pine. He pines for the Pine!"
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"I don't. That's not--"
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"-[bleep] yeah, you do! -Oh, yes you do!"
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"Kelly, another dollar in the church box."
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"-Hi, Joe. -Cheryl."
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"Cheryl, legend!"
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"And they used to date."
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"Oh, uh, I moved here with Joe when he got the job."
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"Uh, I was a reporter at the "Star Tribune.""
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, then he dumped me. (chuckles)"
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"He said he needed space to focus on the church,"
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"and you can't compete with God."
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"Yeah, I thought I'd move back to the city after,"
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"but, I don't know; this place kind of grew on me,"
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"you know?"
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"And besides, if I hadn't moved to Flatch,"
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"I never would have become the editor"
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"of the "Flatch Patriot," which has a circulation of 535--"
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"and rising."
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"So it all worked out, you know?"
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"Joe got God, and, uh, apparently Tinder."
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"And, um, you know, I got my own newspaper."
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"How cool is that? (chuckles)"
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"(sobs)"
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"(laughter)"
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"We're not allowed to bounce anymore."
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"It's a long story."
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"-His fault. -Yeah."
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"Hey, that's my dad!"
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"-Dad! -Ugh."
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"-Hey. -How have you been, Dad?"
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"Oh, you know, changing diapers,"
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"busy with the baby."
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"-Guess what. -What?"
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"I'm doin' the skillet toss. Gonna win it back for us."
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"-Big Mandy's not competing? -No, she is."
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"Oh. (chuckles)"
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"Good luck with that, Kel."
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"Do you wanna hang out maybe a night coming up?"
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"It's really not a great time."
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"Yeah, you're babied up. I get that."
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"Yeah."
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"I better get her back. Jessie'll kick my ass."
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"She couldn't if she tried."
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"I'm gonna bring the gold back to the Mallets, Dad!"
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"That was my dad!"
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"Uh, that is where you get your voting sheets."
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"Um, that is the plant stall."
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"Uh, don't buy anything from him"
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"'cause it will die in a week."
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"Trust me."
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"This is Alice."
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"Uh, she makes her own soap, but she doesn't bathe,"
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"-so that's what I call irony. -Yeah."
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"Oh, this is Len. He's a weird, mean, old man."
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"-Oh, yeah? -Oh, see?"
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"Hey, hey, Beth's back from "cosmetology" school."
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"Looks like they didn't teach her how to fix her own hair."
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"She's beautiful."
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"He has a massive crush on Beth."
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"Dude!"
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"She has the personality of a diaper wipe."
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"First semester of cosmetology school"
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"you learn sanitation procedures."
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"Next semester we get to touch real human hair,"
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"but touching real people with real human hair"
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"isn't until year two."
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