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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Pilot (S01E01)

"Problem is there are, like, no people"
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"in this town to get crushes on."
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"Uh, Beth is objectively foxy."
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"Um, also I did Match, and it put me with her,"
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"and the next-closest girl was in Indiana."
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"-That's way too far. -Way too far."
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"She's about to be wicked impressed"
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"with my big win."
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"Yeah, this is just lazy."
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"I mean, if you can't be bothered to make real hands,"
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"you don't deserve to be here."
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"Simple as that."
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"Technically not even a scarecrow"
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"because there's no hay in it."
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"It's just a rag on a stick."
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"Embarrassing."
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"I mean, I get it,"
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"but it's not making me feel anything."
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"Hey, hey! Scrub, hey!"
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"Mickey and me were born on the same day"
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"at the same hospital, so ever since we were babies,"
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"he thinks we're best friends."
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"Calls me his bro."
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"MICKEY: No donation is too big..."
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"(coins rattle) Or too small!"
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"Dude, the Fourth of July is, like, eight months away."
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"Yeah, and I don't have any cash on me."
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"Yeah, also I hate fireworks."
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"Everyone loves the Flatch fireworks, my bro."
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"Oh, okay."
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"And if you don't have cash, you can always donate"
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"in cryptocurrency."
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"Yeah, Mickey, we'll totally pay you in made-up money."
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"(whispering) So sad."
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"I've been trading Bitcoin for, like, a year now."
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"Made $1,000."
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"Ooh, minus the money I spent on the bunting for my stall."
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"Oh, and the 50 I set aside for Shrub's birthday present."
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"(whispers) It's an iguana."
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"Don't tell my bro."
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"Do you wanna come over later and "Fortnite"?"
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"Yeah, no."
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"We are not friends."
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"He's just the only person in town"
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"with a working PlayStation."
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"-Yes! -Oh, yeah!"
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"-Oh! -God."
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"How are you doing it?"
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"ROBOT SCARECROW: Beep, beep, boop, bop, bop."
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"Oh, that's hilarious!"
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"Yeah, that's not a scarecrow. That is a talking box."
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"ROBOT SCARECROW: Candy apples do not compute!"
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"Do not compute."
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"Who is that? Who is that?"
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"ROBOT SCARECROW: Beep, beep, bop, bop."
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"Why does the scarecrow have a robot voice?"
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"ROBOT SCARECROW: Because I am a robot."
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"(laughter)"
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"Kelly, hey."
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"Have you considered joining the Historical Society?"
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"Because, you know, for just $25,"
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"you can preserve Flatch's great past"
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"and secure its future."
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"Mm, no, Nadine."
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"I have not considered joining the society"
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"-because I'm not 75 years old. -NADINE: And you don't look it."
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"Ooh, ooh, be really careful, really old."
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"Believe it or not, in second grade,"
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"Kelly and I were, like, best friends,"
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"but I guess I kept achieving"
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"and she just never did achieve anything at all."
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"I consider Colonel Robert Flatch"
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"to be my personal mentor 'cause, you know,"
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"he was just 25 when he founded this town in 1810."
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"25 years old. It's such a funny story."
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"Colonel Flatch gets lost one night with his regiment,"
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"and he ends up right here, it turns out,"
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"where they built this latrine."
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"That one, right there."
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"Just to think, one whole town"
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"started with one little hole."
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"It gives me chills to think about it."
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"Anyway, it's my job to protect it"
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"because, at town events, unfortunately,"
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"people like to use it as a Porta Potti."
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"Almost there. Time for the unveiling."
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"It's a prime spot, and I am ready."
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"Uh, this is my spot."
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"I'm sorry, Shrub, but I was given this area."
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"No, I signed up for that spot with Mrs. Wicks months ago."
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"I'm sorry, Shrub. That's not what the map says."
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"No, God, Beth has to see me win."
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"And that's not even a scarecrow."
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"That is a teddy bear in a hat."
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"(crow caws)"
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"Oh, my God! Even the crows can see that!"
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"Well, it says here that you're at Piswall Farm."
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"There is no way in hell I'm going there."
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"Unbelievable."
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"You know how they, like, release a McRib in February,"
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"and you get all excited,"
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"and then they just take it away like it never happened?"
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"Like, that's how I feel right now..."
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"betrayed."
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"Did you tell people to come vote for me?"
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"Can you help me look for my sneaker, please?"
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"Your shoe does not weigh as much as a skillet."
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"There's, like, no comparison."
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"Okay, I told everyone to come,"
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"but everyone's really into the robot scarecrow."
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"Oh, my God, there's no such thing"
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"as a robot scarecrow! There are no crows in space!"
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"Oh, check it out."
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"I got a video of it twerking. It's insane."
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"-(laughing) -(remixed banjo music playing)"
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"(sarcastically) Whoa, wow. That's really awesome!"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Father Joe's been working"
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"with Shrub on his anger issues."
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"He actually, uh, signed him up for this online class,"
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