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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Pilot (S01E01)

"So this is, like, where the South County bus stops."
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"Yeah, one time I saw this kid get off"
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"with a ferret on a leash."
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"Yeah, and the guy who drives the bus, Mr. Fargas,"
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"he used to be my soccer coach,"
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"and he said that I wasn't gonna amount to anything,"
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"that I was ill-behaved, and that I ran weird."
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"Yeah, but then soccer and art got canceled at our school,"
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"and now Fargas is driving a bus,"
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"so, you know, who's the loser now, Farg?"
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"Here it comes!"
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"Go, go, go, go!"
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"Be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool."
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"(laughter)"
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"Ah, yes!"
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"-Yes! Oh, my God! -KELLY: He's gonna get us!"
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"SHRUB: Run! Take that, Fargas!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"KELLY: So Shrub's actually not just my cousin."
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"-He's also my best friend. -Yeah."
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"Tell 'em why."
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"Uh, he's the only person I can share"
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"-a bucket of Munchkins with. -Bingo."
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"-Don't take a chocolate. -SHRUB: I'm not."
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"KELLY: So I like the chocolate ones."
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"I love the butternut ones, but I hate the cinnamon ones,"
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"and Shrub inhales those."
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"And, like, it's, like, not, 'cause I love"
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"the cinnamon ones so much. I just feel sorry for 'em."
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"Yeah."
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"'Cause they're always left."
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"I like the underdog."
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"FATHER JOE: Well, the church moved me here"
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"about eight months ago from Minneapolis, yeah."
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"Bit of a change, you know. Big responsibility."
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"But I've really grown fond of the people here."
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"-Shrub and Kelly, um... -(laughs)"
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"FATHER JOE: Look, it's not easy"
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"being a young adult these days."
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"These kids, they need guidance."
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"This is my bike!"
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"I'm normally "Reverend," but they call me Father Joe."
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"Sometimes I feel like their dad..."
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"proud, concerned."
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"Father Joe, why don't you, uh, [bleep]?"
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"(laughs) [bleep]."
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"But anyway, they're--they're making great progress."
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"And they've gotten a lot better in their cursing too."
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"I think this week we had two [bleep]s."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Are you the crew that's filming that movie about us?"
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"Ah, man, come on, all right, okay."
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"So where--where you staying?"
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"Don't tell me it's Norma's B&B"
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"because I'ma tell you right now,"
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"the Bs stand for "bedbugs,""
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"and the Norma stands for "not normal at all.""
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"I don't want you getting"
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"the wrong impression of Flatch."
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"We are an upstanding town,"
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"and we deserve some damn attention."
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"We got two restaurants, one with menus,"
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"and last year, someone gave birth to twins."
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"So now we got young people all over the place."
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"The young people are our future."
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"You know?"
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"KELLY: Hey, Mandy."
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"MANDY: Not them though."
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"Walking disappointments."
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"Yes, Flatch does have some colorful characters,"
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"but, you know, it's part of its charm."
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"(screaming) I'll miss you, Father!"
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"You guys, we're-- we're filming, here."
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"(retching)"
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"SHRUB: The Scarecrow Festival is pretty much, like,"
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"the biggest and best day of the year."
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"KELLY: People make scarecrows,"
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"they put them up all over town,"
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"and everyone votes for which one's best."
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"And you are looking at the winner."
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"Like, I have a killer design and a prime location this year"
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"right on the green."
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"Like, that guy with that spot last year won the whole thing,"
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"and his was pretty much, like,"
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"some frickin' used clothes and twine."
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"Winner gets a hot air balloon ride."
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"Yeah, and you're on the front page"
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"-of the "Flatch Patriot." -It's so dumb."
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"Oh, and you throwing a frying pan in the air isn't?"
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""A," the skillet toss takes real skill."
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"B, there's a trophy."
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"Fine, I will take my nan on the balloon."
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"I don't care."
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"She doesn't even like heights, and you know that."
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"I'm about to be in the mile high club"
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"with my grandma while you're on the ground,"
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"crying like a little baby."
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"I haven't cried since last year, and you know that!"
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"KELLY: Well, a skillet toss is where you take"
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"a 5-pound pan, bigger than this one, okay,"
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"and you chuck it as far as you possibly can."
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"I think it came from, like, when the pioneer ladies"
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"would throw things at their kids."
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"Wait, or the Indians? I don't kn--look it up."
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"You can look it up."
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"My dad won it seven years in a row"
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"till he blew his knee out."
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"Really opened up the field."
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"My dad and I are super close, so..."
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"time to get the gold skillet"
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"back to the Mallet family where it belongs."
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"Okay, so, like, most people,"
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"they just, like, free-form the whole body."
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"That's, like--that's amateur if you ask me."
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"Like, I actually make sure that my scarecrow"
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"has the correct ratio of arm length to head span."
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"Also, real shoes."
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"This is what we call a crowd-pleaser."
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"See, I don't like crowds. I'm not safe in them."
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"I have a lot of enemies just like my dad, right?"
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