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Clips from Magnum, P.I. - Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too (S01E01)

"Oh!"
Magnum, P.I.
"You don't remember where you parked the car, do you?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Of course I remember where I parked the car. Mm-hmm."
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"See?"
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"Come on. Let's get this thing going. They'll never catch us in this."
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"Why'd you set the alarm? Why'd I set the alarm? Look around you."
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"[ Man On Phone ] Hey, Mano, two guys just blew through here. They tore this place apart."
Magnum, P.I.
"I'm pretty sure they're private heat. They had that look, you know?"
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"He said he was looking for a Hawaiian hanging out with a blonde chick."
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"Sounds a lot like your new prize."
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"I told you to be careful with that one."
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"Find out who they are and what they want."
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"What's wrong?"
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"All right."
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"Would you mind telling me about this lady we almost got killed over?"
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"Her name is Linda Booton, and I have to find her..."
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"before the headmaster flies in tomorrow."
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"- Say what? - The headmaster from St. Helen's."
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"Actually, I didn't get the call. Rick got the call."
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"He told me to meet this woman at the state capitol building, which is what I did."
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"Only when I got there, this woman turned out..."
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"to be five little girls from Vermont who'd lost their schoolteacher."
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"That's Linda. See but, she really wasn't lost."
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"She just took up with a Hawaiian beach bum for the night."
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"Anyway, like they said,"
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"she shouldn't be punished for her passion, so I took the case."
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"- Let me out. - What?"
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"T.C., I think you're overreacting."
Magnum, P.I.
"I always do when I'm riding around with a lunatic."
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"Wait. T.C.!"
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"I don't think it's safe to leave you in this part of town, T.C."
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"Hey, T.C., come on back."
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"We'll eat at the Blue Lagoon!"
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"On me!"
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"[ Magnum Narrating ] If T.C. didn't want to eat at the Blue Lagoon,"
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"Oh, well. He probably wouldn't want to follow up my next lead anyway."
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"just look at you. Every time that boy calls,"
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"you're the one that winds up with your behind in the fire."
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"Man, you must be out your mind."
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"[ Magnum Narrating ] I did a little thinking after T.C. left..."
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"and decided the clues that the girls had given me weren't really clues,"
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"but ways to shorten my life expectancy. ??[ Christmas Instrumental ]"
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"Going back to their hotel was my only hope."
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"Hi."
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""Fruit of Passion. '" I didn't know Robin Masters wrote agronomy novels."
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"Huh? Uh, Miss Linda Booton."
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"She checked in about three days ago with five little girls."
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"Yeah?"
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"You remember them? Not for five lousy bucks."
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"Well, kind of."
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"Do you remember Miss Booton's boyfriend?"
Magnum, P.I.
"He's a big, Hawaiian lifeguard type. He might've picked her up here."
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"Mmm. Yeah, maybe."
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"How about a license number or a telephone number she might've called,"
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"or some messages, something that might lead me to her?"
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"Yeah, I think so."
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"For another five, I can give you a number that'd take you right to her."
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"I'd have to write a check."
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"Room 2 409. She's been in all night."
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"I could've had that for nothing."
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"[ Magnum Narrating ] So far, this case had cost me my right to the wine cellar,"
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"the last cash in my pocket and nearly my life."
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"If that clerk was lying to me, I was gonna come back down here..."
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"and shove that Robin Masters paperback in his ear."
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"[ Woman ] Who is it? Miss Booton?"
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"Who is it? Thomas Magnum."
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"I think I have something of yours."
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"Come in."
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"Oh, those little brats!"
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"A beachboy."
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"At Easter in Yellowstone it was a forest ranger."
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"And at Thanksgiving in New York it was a cab driver."
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"Where are their parents?"
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"They're spread out all over the world."
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"Some of them are too isolated to get together with them at holidays."
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"And the rest of them would just rather pay me to take care of them."
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"So these little girls just make up these stories about you running off with some man?"
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"Isn't that something?"
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"There is just no limit to their imagination."
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"If you really were here, aren't you worried about them?"
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"- It's almost midnight. - That late?"
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"Yes, it is. You'd think you'd want to check up on them."
Magnum, P.I.
"Those kids have been running around loose since this afternoon."
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"Wait a minute. I'm sorry that you got dragged into this,"
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"but don't come in here and start telling me how I should take care of them."
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"They told me that they were spending the day..."
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"and having dinner with the governor's daughter."
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"A limo actually... picked them up at 2:00. [ Ringing ]"
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"[ Ringing Continues ]"
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"- Your phone's ringing. - Hello."
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"No, this isn't Nancy, but Merry Christmas to you too."
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"The wrong number."
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"Well, Nancy, is it a go?"
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"I think so."
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"- [ Magnum ] How long have you been teaching art? - Three years."
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"Really? You ought to see the Gauguin that Robin Masters just bought."
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"I think you'd really like it."
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"Gauguin. Sure I would."
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"Does my driving bother you? No."
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"You seem nervous. No, you're a great driver."
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"You drive great."
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"Well, some people don't like to be taken for a ride."
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"Anyway, ever since we got the Gauguin, Higgins--"
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"The place is harder to get into than a safe."
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"I'd certainly hope so."
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"No, not right offhand."
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"He said they're easier to break out of than into."
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"Oh, really? Houdini said that?"
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"Houdini."
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"[ Girls Whispering ]"
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"- Hi, guys. - Miss Booton."
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"First of all, please don't be mad at the girls."
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"They were really only trying to help me out."
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"Second of all,"
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"that Gauguin is a fake."
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"- Remarkable. She's even better than you are. - No, really, it's a fake."
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"We weren't trying to steal the Gauguin. We were trying to return it."
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"How'd you ever find her?"
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"- We gave you some really rotten leads. - That's how."
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"- Higgins! - If you'd given him a decent lead,"
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