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Clips from Magnum, P.I. - Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too (S01E01)

"My girls are kidnapped.! They might die.!"
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"- Five little girls are going to die unless I deliver that Gauguin. - Who's he?"
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"[ Magnum Narrating ] I pride myself on being able to pick out clients,"
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"This is only the second time I've been here."
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"- They're so impressionable, you know? - Yeah, right."
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"Rick, I am looking for a schoolteacher, not a gorilla. Mm-hmm."
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"- For the beer or the information? - Don't sound too familiar."
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"I can't start the car till I clear the alarm."
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"Done."
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"You tell me."
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"Look, I got a call from this client."
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"Let me out!"
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"Stone crazy out your mind. I'm crazy for riding with you."
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"then he was really mad."
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"Getting into a damn fight in a room full of Mr. Universes."
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"Boy, they've really outdone themselves this time."
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"he kind of runs the place-- he's really tightened security."
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"But you know what Houdini used to say about safes, don't you?"
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"You should be able to tell which is the original."
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"No more of your guests will be allowed on the premises."
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"I'm scared."
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"- He wasn't looking for her. He was. - No, I wasn't. I was looking for her."
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"So, see, it was all just this great, big misunderstanding."
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"They always blame the girlfriend."
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"Yeah. Hey, Mano, it ain't like it looks."
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"Higgins, first we make sure the girls are safe,"
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"[ Woman On P.A.] Passengers for Pan Pacific Flight 2 1 0..."
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"It's not me either. It's--"
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"- [ Beeps ] - [ Woman ] Can you empty your pockets?"
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"Okay, step back."
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"[ Man ] It's your turn to go through. Yeah, right. I'm sorry."
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"[ Woman On P.A.] Transglobal Flight 50 is now arriving at Gate Six."
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"??[ Christmas Instrumental ]"
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"You can't just turn five helplessly stranded little girls out into the night."
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"- Bah, humbug. - Higgins!"
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"Don't touch it! It's a very sensitive alarm! [ Alarm Blaring ]"
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"- [ Gasps ] - [ Barking ]"
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"- There is just no limit to their imaginations. - There's a girl here to see you."
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"If she's under 1 6, I don't wanna know."
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"Magnum!"
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"- We gave you some really rotten leads. - If you'd given him a decent lead,"
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"he would've have blown it higher than a Chinese firecracker."
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"- Come on, buddy. This is serious. - I said they ain't here."
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"But if they do come in, I'll be sure to tell them you had to leave."
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"Where'd we park the car? I don't know. I'm following you."
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"Higgins and I do this all the time."
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"It's sort of a game. A game?"
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"[ Magnum ] Ask T.C. Oh, no. Don't ask me nothing."
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"- I can explain this whole misunderstanding. - No, you can't."
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"??[ Classical ]"
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"Aah! [ Barking ]"
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"[ Barking Continues ] [ Magnum ] Higgins.!"
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"Higgins.! Higgins.!"
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"Higgins.! Higgins.!"
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"[ Barking Continues ]"
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"Higgins.!"
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"What are they doing in the wine cellar?"
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"Obviously, protecting the wine from intruders."
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"I am not an intruder. I'm a guest."
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"Guests eventually leave. Until I do--"
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"You will settle for the vintages I select."
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"October?"
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"??[ Continues ]"
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"Higgins, the wine cellar is one of the few places left on the estate,"
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"besides the bathroom, that I can go without fear of my life."
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"An oversight on my part, now rectified by my upgraded level of security."
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"Upgraded level of security to keep me out of the wine cellar?"
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"What? The Christmas tree?"
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"Higgins, that's a Gauguin. Yes."
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"- Perhaps there's hope for you after all. - [ Phone Ringing ]"
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"What's it worth? Two million."
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"Dollars or pounds?"
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"Marks. Yes, Mr. Masters."
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"Uh, this is Chan's Laundry. Is Mr. Magnum there, please?"
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"Mr. Masters's private number is not to be given out to tradesmen."
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"- Hello? - Thomas, it's Rick."
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"If Higgins finds out I got this number, he's gonna freak out."
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"- I told him I was your laundryman. - My what?"
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"Never mind. Just listen. A female called on your line, and she wants to hire you."
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"Uh, no, no. That's heavy starch on the shirts and light on the shorts."
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"That's really cute. Now look."
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"Be at the state capitol building by 3:00, and she'll approach you."
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"Now wait-- [ Line Disconnects ]"
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"You starch your undershorts?"
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"Doesn't everybody?"
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"??[ Bells Chiming Christmas Tune ]"
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"but this time I was stumped."
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"All I saw were camera-loaded tourists taking dozens of pictures..."
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"of the same thing."
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"??[ Continues ]"
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"Hi."
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"You with that group over there?"
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"It's really funny. They must have taken 50 pictures of that statue."
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"Fifty pictures-- Hi."
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"- Are you girls waiting for someone? - Thomas Magnum?"
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"- Yeah. - Good. We were afraid you might not show."
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"You're the ones who want to hire a private investigator?"
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"[ Girl ] He'll never be able to do it. Do what?"
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"- Find her. - Find who?"
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"- This is a drag. - No, wait. I just don't know what you're talking about."
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"We're here from Vermont for the holidays, and we lost our teacher."
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"You lost your teacher?"
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"I told you he'd never be able to do it."
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"I hate for the younger ones to know about this."
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"Well, she kind of falls in love easy."
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"It doesn't take her long to choose from the menu, if you get my drift."
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"- I get your drift. - Quit whispering, Nancy."
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"We all know what you're talking about."
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"Miss Booton got the hots for some beach bum and split with him for an overnight."
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"Lesli. You're telling me..."
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"your teacher who brought you here..."
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"went off with some stranger, and left you little kids stranded?"
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"Not really. She said she'd be back tomorrow night."
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"But our headmaster phoned, and he's coming in..."
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"tomorrow morning at 9:00 to spend Christmas with us."
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"We have to find her before he gets here."
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"Or she'll be in big trouble."
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"Well, she should be in big trouble!"
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"She shouldn't be punished for her passion."
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"We'll stay with you till you find Miss Booton."
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