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Clips from Magnum, P.I. - Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too (S01E01)

"- Stay with me? - We checked out of our hotel."
Magnum, P.I.
"We're paying you with the deposit refund."
Magnum, P.I.
"Yeah, but I didn't even decide to take the case yet."
Magnum, P.I.
"Come on, Nancy. He won't be able to do anything."
Magnum, P.I.
"You don't even know where your teacher went. It could take days."
Magnum, P.I.
"I'd like to help you guys out, but I don't know--"
Magnum, P.I.
"Well, it is Christmas."
Magnum, P.I.
"Never! This estate is for Robin Masters's guests,"
Magnum, P.I.
"not your... clients."
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"[ Magnum ] Higgins, it's just for tonight. I promise..."
Magnum, P.I.
"I'll have them out in the morning, as soon as I find their teacher."
Magnum, P.I.
"- No. - Come on, Higgins. It's the holidays."
Magnum, P.I.
"It's a time for giving and sharing. Right, kids?"
Magnum, P.I.
"You can't just turn five helplessly stranded little girls out into the night."
Magnum, P.I.
"- Bah, humbug. - Higgins."
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"- The wine cellar. - The wine cellar?"
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"- I don't want you in it. - October wasn't my favorite vintage anyway."
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"- And I want them out of here first thing in the morning. - Of course."
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"[ Girls ] All right!"
Magnum, P.I.
"Can I still use the kitchen? For now."
Magnum, P.I.
"Thank you very much. You're quite welcome."
Magnum, P.I.
"Is Magnum married, Huggins?"
Magnum, P.I.
"It's Higgins."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Magnum Narrating ] All I had for clues was the lady's overnight case,"
Magnum, P.I.
"a couple of phone numbers the girls had found in her room..."
Magnum, P.I.
"and a very rough description of the guy she went off with."
Magnum, P.I.
"I had a long night ahead of me, but, then, so did Higgins."
Magnum, P.I.
"As long as you're staying here,"
Magnum, P.I.
"there are certain rules and regulations to obey."
Magnum, P.I.
"First, you will be restricted to the second floor guest quarters."
Magnum, P.I.
"Unless, of course, you need to use the lavatory facilities."
Magnum, P.I.
"Those are located at the end of the hall."
Magnum, P.I.
"Higgins, who painted this? Gauguin. Don't touch it!"
Magnum, P.I.
"There's a very sensitive... [ Alarm Blaring ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"alarm!"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Alarm Off]"
Magnum, P.I.
"I'm sorry. I just wanted to feel the brushstrokes."
Magnum, P.I.
"Don't ever touch that painting again, ever."
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"Don't even go near it. [ Dogs Chomping ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Zeus, Apollo, what's wrong, lads?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Something's stuck in their mouths."
Magnum, P.I.
"Darlene probably fed them gumdrops."
Magnum, P.I.
"That's usually what does it."
Magnum, P.I.
"Gumdrops?"
Magnum, P.I.
"I told you not to touch that!"
Magnum, P.I.
"It's crooked. I was just trying to straighten it."
Magnum, P.I.
"I don't care if it's upside down. It's not to be touched."
Magnum, P.I.
"Nothing on this estate is to be touched. Is that understood? Nothing!"
Magnum, P.I.
"Okay, okay."
Magnum, P.I.
"- Lighten up, will you, Huggins? - Higgins."
Magnum, P.I.
"We may have some trouble with that little guy."
Magnum, P.I.
"Nah, he'll be okay."
Magnum, P.I.
"We got him so riled up that he'll probably be exhausted."
Magnum, P.I.
"And that means he'll sleep well. What have we got?"
Magnum, P.I.
"The only alarm is a sensitivity mechanism in the back of the painting."
Magnum, P.I.
"The switch is on the right-hand wall, behind the drapes."
Magnum, P.I.
"What about the dogs? Good."
Magnum, P.I.
"Mother Goose, this is Rubber Duck."
Magnum, P.I.
"We're in the nest."
Magnum, P.I.
"There's one alarm. We've located the switch."
Magnum, P.I.
"Got it."
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"[ Rick ] I still can't believe the voice on the phone was a kid."
Magnum, P.I.
"That must have been Melissa. She's very grown up for her age."
Magnum, P.I.
"""St. Helen's Preparatory School for Girls. Fall Directory.''"
Magnum, P.I.
"These are your clients? Yep."
Magnum, P.I.
"Uh, that's the one right there who gave me all these numbers."
Magnum, P.I.
""Nancy Semko, class of 1982.""
Magnum, P.I.
"Hey, Thomas, they've got some pretty heavyweight students enrolled in here."
Magnum, P.I.
"It says here that Nancy's pop is the head of Bunker Industries."
Magnum, P.I.
"Yeah, I know. I think I'm gonna have to run down this address."
Magnum, P.I.
"This isn't exactly the high-rent district."
Magnum, P.I.
"If you go down there, I suggest you bring a gun or an alligator on a leash."
Magnum, P.I.
"I know that, you know that, but they don't know that down there."
Magnum, P.I.
"So I'll tell them. Hi, T.C. Wanna go to dinner?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Man, you said ""dinner.'' You didn't say the ""Last Supper.''"
Magnum, P.I.
"We're not gonna eat here. I'm gonna take you someplace nice."
Magnum, P.I.
"If we ain't gonna eat here, what the hell we doing here?"
Magnum, P.I.
"I know what it is. It's another one of your crazy cases, isn't it?"
Magnum, P.I.
"No, it isn't. Hey, look, don't forget--"
Magnum, P.I.
"You called me. I didn't call you."
Magnum, P.I.
"T.C., it is nothing dangerous, believe me."
Magnum, P.I.
"??[ Christmas Instrumental ]"
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"Of all the classy restaurants in Honolulu,"
Magnum, P.I.
"you drag me down here to a joint like this."
Magnum, P.I.
"Will you just bear with me? I am trying to find someone."
Magnum, P.I.
"Hi there. I wonder if you can help me."
Magnum, P.I.
"Beer or whiskey? Actually we don't want anything to drink."
Magnum, P.I.
"Except, maybe, a couple beers."
Magnum, P.I.
"I'm looking for a short, blonde lady, about 28."
Magnum, P.I.
"She was with a husky Hawaiian, beachcomber type."
Magnum, P.I.
"That'll be five dollars."
Magnum, P.I.
"Would another beer make it sound more familiar?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Sorry, buddy. No one like her has been in here with a guy like that."
Magnum, P.I.
"Now, wait a minute. What about this, uh-- this address?"
Magnum, P.I.
"That's Mano's place, upstairs."
Magnum, P.I.
"I don't think you're gonna find a lady in there."
Magnum, P.I.
"Yeah. Well, thanks anyway..."
Magnum, P.I.
"for the beer."
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"[ Ringing ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Yeah?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Nah, he ain't here tonight. He's out with Roxanne."
Magnum, P.I.
"Why? What's up?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Oh, yeah? When did they leave your place?"
Magnum, P.I.
"I think they just came through the door."
Magnum, P.I.
"This is Saigon Suzie's, man. No, it isn't."
Magnum, P.I.
"- Oh, yes, it is. - Thanks for the tip."
Magnum, P.I.
"This place doesn't even have a jukebox. Come on."
Magnum, P.I.
"Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm trying to find someone."
Magnum, P.I.
"They ain't here. I didn't ask you who yet."
Magnum, P.I.
"I don't care. They ain't here."
Magnum, P.I.
"This is a short, blonde lady with a Hawaiian, kind of a lifeguard type."
Magnum, P.I.
"- Saigon Suzie's. - Look, I said they ain't here."
Magnum, P.I.
"But if they do come in, I'll be sure to tell them you had to leave... abruptly."
Magnum, P.I.
"Come on, buddy. This is serious."
Magnum, P.I.
"I mean, somebody's life could be in dan-- Will you stop that?"
Magnum, P.I.
"I am trying to tell this man--"
Magnum, P.I.
"Saigon Suzie's? Mm-hmm."
Magnum, P.I.
"Hey, fellas, we didn't mean any offense."
Magnum, P.I.
"Come on, buddy. Come on--"
Magnum, P.I.
"Where'd we park the car? I don't know! I'm following you!"
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