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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Happy Anniversary (S02E02)

"Wow! Look at you."
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"- What's that supposed to mean?"
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"- I do what I want."
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"- Hmm."
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"- So, I have a certain high school reputation"
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"I need to live up to."
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"- Uh huh, yeah, and good luck with that."
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"- Um, speaking of sexual popularity,"
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"is into me."
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"- Who, Jake? - Yeah. Jake."
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"But I have a pretty stellar radar for being able to tell"
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"when guys are into me."
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"- Mhmm... um, and having swam in both ponds,"
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"a little but better than you."
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"- Uh huh? Well, we'll see."
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"♪ ♪"
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"- So-so there we are at Izzy Tennison's country home--"
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"- Oh, does she have it?"
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"She's moved it to the front hall!"
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"(All laugh)"
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"- Oh, wait now, don't throw me under the bus,"
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"it was Borden who started it all."
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"- Borden Simons?"
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"It's like old home week!"
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"- Anyway, I look over,"
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"and Don and Borden are on their hands and knees,"
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"crawling through the doggie door in the kitchen!"
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"It was too funny! (All laugh uproariously)"
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"- Oh, you should've been there. - Oh, wish we could've been."
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"ALL: Cheers."
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"- Hey uh... Johnny? Moira?"
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"- Oh my God!"
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"- Um, what are you guys doing here?"
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"- Well, we-we just ran into each other."
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"JOCELYN: It's their anniversary, Roland,"
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"just let them do what they want."
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"- It's your anniversary? You should've told us!"
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"We don't want to intrude."
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"MOIRA: No, you're not intruding, this is a surprise treat."
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"- No, no, we-we uh..."
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"You can certainly join us,"
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"if you don't have your own table."
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"- Okay! - Yes, well then, by all means,"
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"BEV: This is cozy. Hello. JOCELYN: Hi."
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"BEV: Good evening."
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"("Learn To Love" by W. Darling)"
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"♪ You can stand with a shield at your side ♪"
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"♪ Never breaking protecting your pride ♪"
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"♪ But you can't really win ♪"
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"♪ If you've nothing to lose ♪"
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"- Is it weird that I'm here?"
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"- It's only weird if you think it's weird."
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"- Yeah. Okay. I don't if you don't."
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"Um, in fact, I don't actually know how late I can stay."
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"I just wanted to pop in, and say hey."
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"- Well, you're awfully dolled up for a "pop in.""
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"- (Laughs) Oh my God, stop, I basically came from work."
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"- Babe, your stove's being testy again,"
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"should I just serve the cider cold?"
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"Tennessee. - Wow!"
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"It's so nice to finally meet you,"
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"Mutt's told me so much about you."
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"The way he describes you, it's like you're this..."
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"beautiful little poem."
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"- Well, love "little!""
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"Look at you! You're like a poem too."
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"Like, a really pretty poem, or like,"
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"a mermaid, or something."
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"Mutt, you're growing back your beard."
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"- Okay."
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"But um, it was so nice to finally meet you,"
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"Tallahassee, so..."
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"- It's ah, Tennessee. - Yes, Tennessee."
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"I love that name, it's so unique."
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"Um, thank God you look the way you do,"
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"because that name on the wrong girl would just..."
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"- She's cute."
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"- Don't know what that means."
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"- Oh! (Laughs)"
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"- So where are you living now, Moira?"
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"Tell us all about it."
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"MOIRA: Oh, we're in a rustic, ranch style..."
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"bungalow... that--"
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"JOCELYN: It's very nice."
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"Very nice, it's got plenty of parking,"
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"and a TV in every room."
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"DON: Oh, how many bedrooms?"
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"- Ten. - Ten bedrooms!"
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"- Um, Stevie does an adequate job."
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"- Stevie's one of your staff? - Mhmm!"
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"- Salty, I know!"
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"- Is it? I-I thought it was good,"
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"BEV: Hmm! Here's a funny story."
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"- Oh, good."
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"not a word of a lie, called... "Schittstown!""
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"- Schittsville! (Laughs)"
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"- And from the looks of it,"
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"Please continue, Don."
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"- You know, I'm actually having more fun at this party"
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"than I thought I would."
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"- How did you do it?"
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"- Well, I started by drinking all four"
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"of those peach schnapps that you left in my fridge--"
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"- No, I mean you seemed so cool about everything"
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"after we broke up. It was almost annoying."
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"- Cool?"
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"Alexis, I couldn't stop crying."
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"I was scaring all the animals at work."
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"the zip line instructor"
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"at the Los Passions Couples Resort told me"
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"that I just gotta get through it."
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"Meaning my fear of heights, which I did get through."
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"it took a little longer."
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"- I'm sorry."
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"- It's okay."
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"- Yes!"
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"- Mmm!"
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"Hmm, I thought I was shame eating in private."
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"- What is shame eating?"
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"- Are you looking for someone?"
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